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/ m1 f2 n$ i Y! u) H0 p( i4 g3 RA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a' U: I* X5 }7 d* T7 v r/ X
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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: `! G1 i: T+ JWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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2 f* k3 Q0 f& ?The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.% a$ p0 b3 r/ X5 ]* n5 H
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
5 C2 l% b1 Y8 D; f" lThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'. [8 }' ]; w, I4 |
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9 ~' j" |. b* u9 aThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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5 |- B/ ~( {! O. h'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.% I4 d1 q% l" V
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/ \9 Q' {6 g" t'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 2 x+ d, u3 F- _! [7 w
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