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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a3 ?# C8 Q2 D# B+ c3 T
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure./ ]* Q$ p0 V# U5 X: Q" _
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" x0 K1 @* { s8 N% Y" mWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'. m/ h) D5 @) \" b! y8 g+ n
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
$ H7 P5 \! S+ {. D) iThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.9 l+ F: W: Y) M/ P: g% o
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5 {2 Y- E5 b4 e5 @2 S; { The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.! v) I+ G9 {8 R* i) g( X2 A
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'3 z3 y% S/ W: d
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!': }# L2 k( a3 A# G2 X3 d
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( i$ C3 N: J/ y% {. ['Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.& C3 T/ c% M! A, g6 t
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5 \7 X& r. g* n1 ~4 Z3 k'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
, {! H$ S' H. G; _, q: h6 z$ }/ CWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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