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" r: d: j+ Y7 ^6 M- B0 F4 x1 Y! A/ {' }A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.1 _6 H! Z+ Y' p+ _
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* R$ \2 E/ |7 q0 ?* w1 W8 D" iThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
. q% g2 ^2 F' R+ d9 mlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.+ h, U" T( Y9 Y
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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8 g) C) W# o' S+ J8 a% _7 NThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.9 r$ ~0 i8 g" f, P: O! P
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease." U m! ^9 j! y! o- c" [0 }
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.: X t9 T( ?2 x# N1 W
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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, ^$ C6 H/ @/ q% q8 |5 a3 T# TThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'* @# x: t. g+ P
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies./ a) S7 q& w0 S9 l5 {" k: U
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! : ~" a: q! G; K" b v" m% y
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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