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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.& H- x3 [0 \: y+ G3 r
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# |/ j* ^4 Q) VThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a/ F; c% D( x' N: f' }
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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, y _* g% X) M0 A$ z; m$ }" A: nWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.5 i+ @$ v4 v1 j) l! T, ?
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
; E c2 h# Q& h# X6 c% l1 HThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'; L6 c- `& t) ^: ?) w( k# G
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) O7 w0 Z$ f; G# }The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'' w8 z7 o* n; p6 m6 G3 ~: M* ^
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies./ Y; ]: M3 J5 e6 r' X
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" q+ ^" @* ?% Z'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! : ^: l$ r9 e' p% {
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