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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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8 ~3 L5 `% ]6 YThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.( O6 w9 F+ b& p# u, w
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
) j6 Q5 n2 P# l7 \! v5 dThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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S% C; {- ?0 N! k The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.! f: l5 Y4 q, I4 W+ u
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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, I, `/ V2 @9 F1 @& z, p uThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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: U, |7 d' c& \! Z3 v'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.1 v/ c% I% D( K+ ?
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! 6 R: j& V. ]7 u7 _4 d
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'7 g* C! k z$ N
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