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6 J( k5 _# ^8 n3 _% @5 eA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.+ C. I: }+ i4 R2 t* J
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a' I) ~0 Y4 k0 O' c
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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! b9 a0 p0 ^/ \: u WWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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( r* K2 s: ~& W VThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.. Y" F k( T. A$ t
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.4 f) s9 k) L8 e% k# p" ~
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'. `: U3 L/ k' Y# D( u9 w5 }
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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% y* F3 \4 |. F" b. M& BThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.& J" u9 y' j# f5 ^* ?
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% n6 r; [% x, ~! d( v'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! w. T# w6 J- x4 X& m
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'7 c, [/ z( [3 M0 R- M2 ~$ c
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