Women's Golf

sweetspot

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
6 H' h  c' Y8 `She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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/ N$ `% l, L/ _: u, u+ Y. @7 @: WWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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& S4 f5 h- H2 ?5 e  l  h6 r' {The woman said, 'That's okay.'

3 h/ u( N6 @* a- l) @For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

+ J) _( s3 h7 G4 EThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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$ Y& c: @1 Y2 a( v  jThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'

8 k, ^; l/ |+ L; c0 vThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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- }, o# f% u0 m0 |/ R+ l- USo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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5 v/ u* f6 U9 F$ F- FMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

6 w$ q& s1 y* C  K7 J: Q, D" {Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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& \& I* X; \8 ^. M5 z' {$ ]Male readers : Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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, o* ?6 b4 i( y9 \# RMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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5 @! q) t! M4 ~: X" ^% dLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.
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. R, G4 b: X. GVery nice a story. Thanks for sharing.