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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
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The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 0 u' O% h7 `) I! l# r3 m) D
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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4 l1 ? K: B9 P4 [Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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: ^7 o; M v4 H1 t0 |( tThe woman said, 'That's okay.' 9 E8 m* W4 n* y4 d% ~$ T1 s+ @( ]
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. ! Z0 x% t1 F) D% ]# l
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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/ c/ M) | r5 E2 ~. `! bThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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1 [% m) T& z( T; z# P( k! x: J3 mSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! & a) P4 O0 t3 J
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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' s% j s$ v8 q8 k$ H+ N- gThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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; |6 v; p+ d7 bThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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& a* x3 M& R. [! X: z* H3 ZThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' - s- E) w6 c4 {- Y+ F5 r
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 5 l! e8 |) S9 u; J6 o
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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+ G R6 W# e: W9 e L+ ZMale readers : Please scroll down.
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4 o) a) z8 E* C6 I% T4 p/ W2 |The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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