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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. ! m! V$ t% Y9 W ~8 {( x# T
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. % F2 h- n5 G9 \( t
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
: _! R$ D7 [7 a- JThe woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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0 \2 j1 T& e2 ^. tWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' + a9 g4 w3 x3 i# w
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' 0 t3 H1 ]- g7 g6 ]7 r. n$ [, [; Q' ~
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. ( c- u3 o5 E% Y& l- Z6 m
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. : [. C; J4 V V$ e" r1 F6 K+ E
! j+ s; H: }3 D4 K" N7 r( eThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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+ M; J6 Z( G, wSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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3 W3 B5 \- n9 w$ AFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. ( H n- m: K6 \+ D6 E* R
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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) E, K0 o7 `0 @2 m) C" w# Q& m' zThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! ) l% M! j+ T/ B' y! X" J/ }
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' - B; ~1 S- ` X; ]( r
) _$ I, p1 W* x# {4 U) f: w7 vMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. ! X/ S3 W m* N8 Z3 E% b* K) e+ t
& i" L$ v/ c. e" j" g3 yMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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) V0 y( J( ]+ t% ` n6 L F. TMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. 7 i, d' ]& ~& A
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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