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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
- ?9 b* M7 _' p6 mShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
% h- e- y, Q1 |: a+ O' ?The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' # w9 R1 h' u5 {* Z
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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& a: z2 p7 K2 b; QWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' ( u0 W/ l' q6 [4 P, W* H5 |2 ]
* T& _% @% l P( } A L+ A- pFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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7 ]& L9 k7 L6 z& v1 s/ n+ sThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 6 c/ r2 B6 k7 h7 R' g! r
) C; v" h! u/ b, ]5 OThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.' : A9 n* S1 c7 Y* ^
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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7 r2 a& P1 }/ R$ e4 tFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' ! a7 g% u' w1 u- q
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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9 U- k7 y l- i: T# Y) xSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' y+ ?. ]/ j# w% d! M
& S7 X9 J, T5 p3 PMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. x* y5 e& [4 V6 G' G1 E
* c X# x5 f( O; \& u6 S& xAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 3 R( k: b3 @! N! H2 {0 R4 K
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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( X4 y/ A8 `( TThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show # n3 S8 |( M5 z9 q- q- j
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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