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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. . _3 ^* j4 X5 Y3 O# A
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
: X, l- A+ J/ g9 t8 c8 _The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' $ N, n1 @/ J% K$ j
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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1 I2 Q3 H! f. IWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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0 {. l6 N8 ^% l- \6 }2 cThe woman said, 'That's okay.' * ]" Y( S, W3 E- L
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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% y. q4 g2 u% m1 [& [5 JThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. " V; H% D. i( x! l9 G7 Q
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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9 @$ l& e& Q. x0 A8 f4 h* U vFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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1 c" ?* t0 c8 ~/ _1 ?6 IThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' ; m# g4 M/ A2 R% r3 r0 G# |- L
& F7 ]' F2 e# \: i; K& S! HThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' 9 ]% e/ a- W+ \( g4 Q, v. Q' y; l
* h+ }4 [4 q- U9 [Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. % N0 c' t: B6 t! V
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down. 3 k5 S# @) C# Z+ c/ o% i3 S3 P
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 1 i. M. z& T7 N4 }+ D7 B6 W; m
4 x: {! w0 U# s5 y/ VMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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. J$ H; e* K5 `$ t+ o* Y4 V' wLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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) Y I+ \$ _/ V3 t5 c4 r: d9 JPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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