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Canadian idiot/ c% I$ m) m* `$ N6 s
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot; S7 Z. w( G# s/ [7 j
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut' _: h' K; a8 y$ U: E2 g$ g5 q
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
. h: a4 _& ]+ S) X$ k% }' hI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed7 w4 Z6 [, b. t& v9 k: _
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They all live on donuts and moose meat' B; F1 ]6 c- {8 d
And they leave the house without packing heat
/ G! a4 t. W7 dNever even bring their guns to the mall
# }; i1 b5 `& Y0 |' ?And you know what else is too funny?
9 P$ M$ P6 j5 h8 [4 {. NTheir stupid Monopoly money1 V" M+ j, A$ J: n
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
7 y( H( U3 u: t, ^6 A3 BThey treat curling just like it's a real sport' e; x- H: p" \4 ?
They think their silly accent is so cute0 a5 W* j$ n$ r& I0 F9 T7 R
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot% t* J7 ^) \9 r6 {# F5 l9 h
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare7 c, Y4 O: u; v8 K* M0 F3 _& x
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
8 y/ q5 L w+ X8 WThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
' b' k- C. q: C* [9 r- }Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni, b; j# a9 L3 M" m I$ }! V# O
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
8 J* D8 C7 ^" x& }8 GAll over Saskatchewan. D8 }: Z/ H5 q- t. c- l
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot @$ z: d7 d; x' D
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
0 W8 ^& y4 [2 |3 L! N1 f. [) f! A# XSee the map, they're hovering right over us
2 w1 I: G( L6 _) c" ^4 z ~Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous0 Z6 b+ w' r5 J/ G
; K* X2 {* ?2 OAlways hear the same kind of story
* z; @% r( _( r3 k- }Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
# j+ a: M+ s- [7 F4 Z' a7 TTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
5 I3 {5 f: H1 X3 FIt's gotta mean they're all up to something* t! Z5 _8 o8 b
So quick, before they see it coming+ P3 a+ G# [4 o& K1 P! d- @
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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