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Canadian idiot
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3 v) N9 }+ \, h0 F) D0 ADon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
0 Z8 ?7 e- h! v( g. ]6 Z# v% _: ?Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut+ k; D% w3 K, W. Z) R
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
m1 A/ A7 ^0 FI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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& J7 _4 H; t9 gThey all live on donuts and moose meat2 C: [9 u3 M5 b4 `: h
And they leave the house without packing heat
0 r w8 f5 `; m0 P, ]+ y9 WNever even bring their guns to the mall
8 S6 {5 ?6 e8 s, t( Q8 G; d( ~And you know what else is too funny?
7 y* P5 u4 Z- ^% hTheir stupid Monopoly money
5 H* M3 ~" O6 m, p1 ECan't take 'em seriously at all
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3 @4 x) U4 J( x/ f7 i/ b- Y EWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export4 T% ^) A, N$ _' I
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
% ?9 k/ F7 e5 J' A+ dThey think their silly accent is so cute: w) |$ P4 O9 |
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot$ [: j) |, n) A! V
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
( H) c- ?! {* w2 w% oCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
4 E7 c% G- y- f$ L4 lThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
5 J; E0 S$ m* YEat their weight in Kraft macaroni- K; X2 M% C( I3 |: v O L4 t
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
/ ~7 Q1 ]& S; _) H) [7 R8 AAll over Saskatchewan
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$ _" ^5 D# |3 V' _, o$ _4 \Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
6 B8 p& a* A, E) Bwont figure out the temperature in Celsius+ W' ?: l' M8 \* D
See the map, they're hovering right over us8 e4 }7 g) ?8 j( W" }0 F c7 T( P, y/ O
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous4 j# a, x- V, f: N2 w9 l
' T! S3 J8 }" e" ^. ^! [, o/ rAlways hear the same kind of story
: S+ r" ]# i/ E, i. OBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!": L0 O% m: ^ E) _* P
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
( ~8 a9 c7 d) j6 r3 n+ C* yIt's gotta mean they're all up to something ` M& E/ H5 h$ Y
So quick, before they see it coming5 s: L' Q" X1 Y I
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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