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Canadian idiot. j4 c9 G3 S! o. O% B6 ]$ X* k& q
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot( k. f& d' s% f3 p: E& G3 O% _
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
' A! P& P1 _1 ^& fAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
' t! l; T+ P$ e' qI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed4 I( {; @$ S8 n N5 y+ F7 Q! V
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
1 ^. w) K' p. _6 a, I) dAnd they leave the house without packing heat
+ D; O* M6 b# t n) a0 O mNever even bring their guns to the mall
) y) p4 J% U1 G$ WAnd you know what else is too funny?
+ P7 L5 T5 N G" W$ N, X) p u' n0 xTheir stupid Monopoly money+ C0 d! s4 c' y* Y* O0 R3 @ q
Can't take 'em seriously at all+ y) l# |# s8 _3 y7 L" i/ ?
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
& m9 p' i. j9 V5 cThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
* R0 k6 [9 V; H- [They think their silly accent is so cute0 d6 ?) D$ t+ y; _
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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( t4 K# J0 A0 N0 P# ASure, they've got their national healthcare
' \% n' r( U5 i5 d9 Y0 [) ]8 d# xCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
% r- R8 t8 ^3 S; Q4 L$ H2 T0 fThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion8 {4 W B/ \; a2 D8 t4 U
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
, C6 n7 F( h$ ? M" a$ iAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni' _, H w. L+ n& m
All over Saskatchewan" N0 d% u: D, d! Y7 N" k7 |
& ~. U% W4 m5 |2 p4 UDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot4 {6 F$ S; y' s. f# `% T
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius; w r3 A) }6 L, ~ s u6 t+ b
See the map, they're hovering right over us
0 g! G0 a$ W/ r0 J, c/ C# Y2 D1 s3 U; MTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous8 A9 h) [. H- `" g m2 z
) O- ?5 T. a3 T# F- \ aAlways hear the same kind of story7 L% f4 f( Q* d/ j
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"' z S' q: D# Z! G: \" [3 F- n
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?" g8 [ w3 V5 l# [
It's gotta mean they're all up to something5 W2 [! ]1 h$ `8 y
So quick, before they see it coming, [. S1 A0 V4 M1 M. s; W* B c3 p
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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