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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot! J$ N- p! c& t! ]
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
3 p5 J6 X- J5 y7 NAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?2 l! P8 y0 l. U$ R
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed8 C/ D# ^2 Z# F4 L9 u
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They all live on donuts and moose meat% L' _$ R; \$ x
And they leave the house without packing heat
1 c& f4 `/ Y k" _Never even bring their guns to the mall s. Y( ]/ W' M5 y
And you know what else is too funny?) z9 m3 H/ y0 t0 h* f5 {) d w8 o
Their stupid Monopoly money
" o4 \: k. {% G" F: H, sCan't take 'em seriously at all& R0 r# E, u4 B& }- Z
" H- l$ o! {6 Y/ K/ M* p5 eWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
" J8 |" ~% @. U8 ]They treat curling just like it's a real sport
) G- q# N; d( YThey think their silly accent is so cute
" Q- v2 a7 i& ~2 o4 T; BCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot; d6 \- s1 ~$ y
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
4 [6 Q: Y( `. OCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air4 }; O8 z6 `/ t- a8 S
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
! s9 D! U8 a5 E7 n4 A9 J% bEat their weight in Kraft macaroni/ P$ [+ e% v( J7 p+ {! T4 D4 ^
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
+ M7 P2 O9 o8 D" j& F, uAll over Saskatchewan
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0 d6 P. l" {7 J3 CDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
7 F* Y. ] `* w0 Qwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
4 U: S. |+ _; v5 o: _See the map, they're hovering right over us+ l9 h$ |+ t- A o8 z) T
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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' x: S& e3 E V `% H) RAlways hear the same kind of story; Y. {! P8 d ?5 H
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"; t# X$ U7 O& n) J
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?& [. U& X& O3 o" M
It's gotta mean they're all up to something, Y1 \) ?3 b: u0 W( _
So quick, before they see it coming) ?, }4 M8 \' v: f
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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