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Canadian idiot7 r0 I- h* v% Q2 `* G7 K- `
. I0 m7 Z- O/ O- N/ z" @( T( c# ZDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
+ ~* d; O( u# Z" ?Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
8 M: ]; F% P4 @- \& L6 Y" [4 b, Y( MAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?2 a' o' B0 J: D- Y* M( u* C4 O }9 c
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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9 n( B! k8 K- ?, CThey all live on donuts and moose meat
- J* e5 V* B& u2 ], A( q3 v2 mAnd they leave the house without packing heat
, s' Y& Y2 n& ]8 ~. O% UNever even bring their guns to the mall5 v) L* x$ b4 @3 F P" y7 i& P
And you know what else is too funny?
+ o( [2 v6 j% g. d3 |! n- R, tTheir stupid Monopoly money
8 R6 a5 R( g- oCan't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export
3 ^# e/ h H- {$ n3 TThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
8 I/ c/ f2 ~; { E" W. q7 _& P0 O% WThey think their silly accent is so cute/ q F+ x' _/ v& S
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot5 u0 Q f7 m& r/ `/ f
' M7 V% k+ [7 E( l7 R8 z( Y' jSure, they've got their national healthcare
6 [( z/ I% }0 vCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air: @* e, G! b" ]# l+ f; l
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion: y9 H* @2 u/ ]* b4 B" R8 ^3 h
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni! j' p7 ^/ L, j2 v. D# d5 v
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
# ^; _7 r+ ]; D# f4 E; ]All over Saskatchewan( F' L, k4 H' z$ o+ E
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
% e) X0 {2 s awont figure out the temperature in Celsius* \2 |0 k. e* s6 k
See the map, they're hovering right over us
: u: m% V3 }3 q# q# kTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous2 S0 e' `" a c H- E
) R& ?, T' S, ]; s3 l9 i# JAlways hear the same kind of story% N" {4 m4 P O" u1 u
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"; h0 k, I& c& K
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
b7 C* f k- ?: h) OIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
( k7 i" t: w4 q9 L" v6 aSo quick, before they see it coming6 r, f7 h! m' Z3 x) A5 Q8 h
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