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Canadian idiot
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$ ^" V. P2 y* z5 S( k$ nDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot: { h4 B6 b2 g- x+ j
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut* ]; q3 t( B, J' `8 z
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
: d6 c8 C/ t: R( n/ U5 HI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
. }+ x+ p1 Q m0 IAnd they leave the house without packing heat* [2 g! o* u- u* x" C! q
Never even bring their guns to the mall
, _( ]/ n+ u0 b! o5 J8 iAnd you know what else is too funny?
( B) p+ s5 l0 s; s. S2 O" BTheir stupid Monopoly money: a7 x6 J/ K* _& ~3 X/ D
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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4 F4 E: p$ W5 N9 q q1 b p5 mWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
- K6 i L9 F5 @; v+ QThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
; B* `& }0 d! @0 G, w* C2 Z' QThey think their silly accent is so cute7 w* K' K/ f- W& Z+ h
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot* U7 ^* P) r0 w/ M4 V! r) K
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare; Z! v' e Z) j$ L! @+ c
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air, G+ k+ N, a9 K
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion1 R6 J i1 P5 z: O+ z, S+ _2 H
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
& t, z: l0 `8 ]0 k' W! pAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
" Y/ D1 Z+ _7 L3 I; Y, y5 AAll over Saskatchewan, C* B5 O: b" J% u( t, s
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot: N5 C" [$ z! p" Y
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius5 I: r+ f' l% ` b5 h
See the map, they're hovering right over us
4 w4 y) a* E- l" @Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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8 a& d% C6 C. x& N6 ^Always hear the same kind of story) d- v6 y- s' u" p$ P$ t+ G
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!", _5 r: ?2 A( `. ^
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
! R$ u8 y4 G, p8 H- T+ S$ aIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
. C$ j: ] g/ O- V" SSo quick, before they see it coming
' U3 _9 x% Y3 j Y. {Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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