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Canadian idiot
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5 o! g9 ~3 A& q: b1 S# K/ QDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot& |( R0 M* ^- j! m+ r
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut# s* g9 l2 o- p3 j: Z9 @0 y& }
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
& v; p% p0 @# B% DI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed, a( H, Y6 n* ~. m/ ^
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They all live on donuts and moose meat; G$ Y3 ^ v3 k
And they leave the house without packing heat; C- H* |* Z! ?3 U9 \
Never even bring their guns to the mall, J, D5 r# ^1 h* d( V9 q2 P9 Q
And you know what else is too funny?
6 H0 N' x" K5 r) W4 U. z9 u% gTheir stupid Monopoly money
% R" v; l# U& J7 I- G" BCan't take 'em seriously at all
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4 V! ~* Q6 J# S8 ^9 jWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
; N( b8 r. I& {# W0 ]- D+ `They treat curling just like it's a real sport& z1 I$ Y! q7 d( r, \% z# X# U
They think their silly accent is so cute
+ ~7 J- H, Q, h* @" a) ^Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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; D2 O. e' t. ]# G! {* ISure, they've got their national healthcare7 ~- N+ @, u! j& D% x, \
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
3 }- V/ P, E4 J6 s$ r; F5 LThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion" }+ `2 i v: \( U$ A" H4 ~9 V
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni2 l& R4 e+ w1 a0 a# Z( }
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
- x' h6 e% S2 zAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot, J5 l D p5 _( Y" ]; A
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
, I% \- K" D8 g5 w: Y8 ~See the map, they're hovering right over us# i: d. v: Q8 | a; `
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
1 H0 \, q5 {5 j4 YBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"7 t5 E A! e) B- D1 _+ g5 l8 o
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?+ z' c9 d' A) R) m
It's gotta mean they're all up to something3 F% N( ~" ^# v! B6 Q1 R* X
So quick, before they see it coming1 p( E- o8 c" K0 x3 n
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