things to do at walmart (hilarious)

火星女孩

it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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& f; e# u4 G+ q% H$ L4 l1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.


2 N' X: P6 f. l2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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& F7 t. G5 t& V7 L3 E' m3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

7 s: m8 D) @$ I$ k5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.


: Z, R  q9 H" I6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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' e9 T$ @' H1 k7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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6 b8 _' y+ j9 X6 S9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.

& ~6 d- e6 ~& ~5 q3 F10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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6 r9 A+ C* b6 m, Z11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

. F. c& I- N; q. l3 R12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!

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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

YZSUNNY

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如果是中文的该多好

枫的泪

你又不是不会翻译= =

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曦梦ヾ风之子

有一点给女性的感觉， 但是很好，很强大

Kuryuki

i had that on my CR page

R3DL1GHT

LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...

wa00724

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小叶子

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

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