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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol0 |: \3 P N& }, l$ c
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, t! r, A5 ?- I" g. |' D7 KThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.4 P5 b- x! F k# s' B, ]+ C G, s
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: q& c3 `! H8 G, u2 I! z2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.$ o4 D' R/ l# J. q# {' I; @) S1 X
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.8 c- C4 H* O- m9 d
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.- v. A: ]4 P7 j- a* _
% J, \9 H' p9 C; O. O1 P; C5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.; P' S( }- A! @8 x, I) d% `
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7 Z2 H& B# H1 k) j$ w/ j3 Y1 h9 E; ~6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area$ w. s% T. W3 H* X: t: K; f- E; k
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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0 S. t) K2 G& E B8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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/ M& i$ G6 R1 ^8 p" e. O9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.4 P8 F" `$ v" [1 [* z: P
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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( e+ |) `8 V( k% c. [: E G12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!# @1 m: s4 `/ @: v/ l
+ ~9 ~- E+ P9 a- h7 Y* i/ a14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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! s4 Q8 y' }% O c+ L0 HAnd; last, but not least!)
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