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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol9 M0 [5 Q/ {$ {; Y
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:$ X% ?0 |9 J1 {: w2 l
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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/ i8 Z0 o( T K, T' V2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.* Z* c' k- R$ n8 J+ L+ v
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4 J" K+ {) ?" c' s L; n2 {4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away." A z5 n/ i! M: ^; W
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! L/ ^4 w9 R: v8 J6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area3 X q R; d5 k. f4 ^1 n: X
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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4 F7 V4 p7 Y" e8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
4 X/ k* r4 w7 m. x'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'! H. k) L3 ~3 @ k* R) f. {
6 b) V7 X% G/ W( q9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.; I' d9 _8 O# T6 _) G
$ u% `- X& q5 C/ B10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.9 v% t7 T6 A: ^/ B4 o
. Y" H! L! a$ {/ A- Y/ b# T11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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% ]3 ]- u5 m" [3 w" j14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!3 S4 z6 I! R* f
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
