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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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( c( g/ t2 o: v& l- sThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:) T: a* k! l3 f+ j3 `/ f
7 V9 e2 F5 P9 N' z. D/ c1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals." w2 J# z+ j: e( u5 w+ Z
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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+ W7 w+ C7 [+ [/ {* c/ F: e9 K6 J4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.% Y" P' R' L- w2 G( y
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.* `5 I3 E; L6 J ?' }0 j! K+ h; r
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area; ?6 c% K) j% H( p! l
- E6 A, p) U6 |" e, S" ~7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.) d7 O3 t0 a. W) e, x
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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* ^! e: d0 l1 H3 E; s9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.0 A/ G& o: `9 v8 h
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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5 T- L% }' R8 j' I4 V# E. r12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.$ K6 q) ?2 u# h+ \! ?$ P% b
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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