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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol4 s, y% a e! m, ~) q& F2 r
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2 z6 g" c$ I, F! n: p% I, _Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:' n( }# j3 Y, [3 `3 ~; k) A
4 g( U w4 l& Q4 w1 R7 |' |1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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/ y1 [. K* a7 _2 t3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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3 p+ Z- _; B& g5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area* f! j _1 b N+ @& q' x
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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?4 e2 g- ^3 J5 O9 q8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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$ g. B3 y3 }; v) H% f$ o9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.1 G. @# T7 b$ P' t' o! t
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.8 l _$ n& J) @, n+ P( ~* |! e
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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$ u! o! M1 T% B2 V3 ?13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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