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6 N, v0 Z+ U5 n/ u7 Ilooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
6 z. w/ k3 Z! b$ E B4 M7 ?1 vare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - t1 J* W# i, V/ {
7 k% g/ B: y( I7 D, h! S2 ~The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here1 W/ S. j; N6 Y
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
* G' a ^/ o2 e/ f7 i2 A$ NIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier- d' H1 p$ r) Y8 Q i3 J( m
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
7 R. [+ N! O4 h6 C4 F6 }cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
, F0 Y l' D5 ]1 G" {* Q* lprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,9 \, ~1 a6 W; t" k. V& \
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and6 x3 v* p8 \$ N5 j
sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
4 u5 \9 Y v% G# T6 W/ Z% Bat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
! }. D) F5 Y- Q7 r0 @with you? Why did you do that?'
; V$ A' T ?# w2 S/ W$ M. kThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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! e; X* i9 m; c5 N. Z. UCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
1 B. |% L$ v( U7 e7 y$ j) a: @# Wright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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