God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
' |* T$ @) f  u. X! slooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
% C; ?( H7 X  Z. ware real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
" |1 H$ |- f6 r' O  ZI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
$ |" V/ m* |' t) d; {* Z% }& N" v; U9 ZIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
3 p" ]8 h5 x! d: f7 rin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
3 B% v, W/ F) \7 \professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
0 v" P8 b6 z: f" Rsat there looking on in silence.

! e4 q% M. K; c3 ?( F0 {The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
. g9 i4 s6 Y/ W' ]at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
$ n& F  ~( A. }- U4 k. S, Twith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

) F" A2 ?. t( ?& C  ECanadian soldiers who are protecting your
; a/ H6 J( V- U5 R0 I- `2 Kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
( O' }4 [2 k( D" }One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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) d. m6 \( f, U3 o% s7 f4 U下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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