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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
2 x# n6 Q# O; C" ^$ k/ Jare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
+ n) f& i4 I8 }' P# e$ i; }( hI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
+ `2 e7 N, G+ p) C8 U2 h" bIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier1 B F' j& `$ Z. r* L: M
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and! M" o* Q, w2 k8 J
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The7 n+ e! b# P% D0 q* T
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,# s6 u2 H' P( U2 }; \/ D% q; C
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and1 x; l% _9 T S2 A
sat there looking on in silence. 3 O6 f/ X# X$ l: }" v
& y; k5 I. d `! A( L% kThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
9 E% _0 t, ]# ~% C: sat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter/ a* n8 @6 q) b8 F( b9 i6 W
with you? Why did you do that?'" l7 l# F+ a& |% L6 G
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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# u/ j# L$ G: {9 E$ l1 R/ D7 \Canadian soldiers who are protecting your) `9 ^' G4 u* V( S) S
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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