Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

I was a very happy man.
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
. ]' _8 _& s7 t4 J" S5 R) J) EThere was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
  J" \# R" R' J- G1 vMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
( }, L) M$ |% b3 G' pOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
/ ~5 z9 h7 k; a( Y/ N! dShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
2 h6 S* X- W- a" F8 d1 C# EShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
% I/ H4 x; ~3 `! sWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
: ~0 }: z3 z6 V' }6 h$ [She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
, b: y7 u! \: Z) I* fLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
* F4 W4 G& _! f/ g" ~4 T% JWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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1 I) G( K8 N2 h4 tAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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