Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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# ^0 X/ N6 B. q/ i- hI was a very happy man.
8 i2 C7 ?  O: X  I5 OMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
  z" m+ h- G7 U6 S9 |. G; l2 gThere was only one little thing bothering me...
  g5 X* _; }! S2 B1 w5 D8 lIt was her beautiful younger sister.
4 j+ Y/ X9 B. tMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
2 m( v1 J/ {+ Z; A+ |" x/ J, O% r  gIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
8 v+ n  N* ^5 s0 OOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
$ o% Z9 s) A# C0 l. G) k" F8 _She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
1 t7 b" l5 }9 a9 A4 }& JI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
2 M# N  x2 U/ E& S6 Z8 _9 MI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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