Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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7 E4 o: J& i2 h# ^+ jI was a very happy man.
8 O* u- B1 k# ^& T" bMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
0 X5 e  J+ E$ U& M! n  IThere was only one little thing bothering me...
$ [0 j+ x: U, k* L; K3 @% S+ kIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
0 f; k5 @) `2 k$ QIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
" s+ Q% R$ a  K. E5 s% cOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
" _9 s$ D  W' G( o( PShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
6 J% p3 e/ H/ ]She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
3 W. z* _7 d0 n' r" fWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
, ~( J1 ]" j. `$ cShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
4 g% o$ q7 X9 v$ l/ E4 [# V* JI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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