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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.8 Q5 s! f# W' d( r+ j3 [5 I
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
: ^/ `+ I/ t+ a& {" M. c& M0 T3 x" sThere was only one little thing bothering me...
* \& O) A6 T% v# @" B9 R3 Z/ |It was her beautiful younger sister.
# M0 J W# i; {2 |+ k; U6 F4 f% OMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
. Z) D+ s P/ r& tShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
) P2 t6 \% b7 ]( r- YIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else. a' g) T% |! ^. @ A! V
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.! W$ H8 H+ ~; f
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.3 M4 @; B9 ~; v9 e; c- a
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
1 ?0 p! i' L2 T) W/ g; ]' u! z9 `9 ^Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.- E% c. b. c3 R" Y! r
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
# p$ p' Q! ^* n$ VI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
! N$ O# @& H5 c) ~) R* ^8 mI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. f8 t1 {; G; ~* A5 e1 z! a m) `! [
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.7 f0 p, ?, D, ?! S. W% N# X
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
\) S! F2 \" E" r! JWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
l% L2 E. H8 {We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:! H" A9 r2 V# t% P B/ I
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Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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