Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

( t: r4 g9 b8 f" X/ uI was a very happy man.
9 x8 a! p; E% o' A) u0 C5 wMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
- y" m1 ^9 G' \* a9 q* C) Y1 @' {There was only one little thing bothering me...
It was her beautiful younger sister.
# Z  x5 {; A" JMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
9 |6 F) S! L% l; JShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
0 Y$ L0 g; e$ O; [4 F! {/ [7 QOne day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
5 G5 m9 N6 p0 S9 LShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
! W" {0 u4 e/ y6 c( tWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
! Y  t0 s/ p$ {0 R0 cShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
* P- h4 {$ I8 D) d# m7 JWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
3 p2 p1 o2 U5 eWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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