Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.

# _2 F! s" x9 _& Y* WWhy boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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( g5 w7 N; v% V# ^/ V3 S1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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" [* j' x& v9 M1 W2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

; X4 ?+ e) T4 B6 n# d3 S3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

+ V9 f# o) z5 b" t3 ~, X: |5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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! a1 ~3 t( z: p10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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  W; @: ^* g6 `( w5 {  R. f& p# }0 F12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

$ L& |/ g) Z/ Z1 h- N) w2 \. V$ S14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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5 A. k% w/ C2 L" {18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

! |) j/ Q0 r) w" ?20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

0 m* }; j; w6 e) U+ h+ P22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

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: \2 {* C  X9 x, w+ P% O24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

3 k& m; w) s( h* P% Q, Z7 Y: Q25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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