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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.( G; W& i9 m, \* @0 l
5 \8 g7 ?; V4 R0 e ?. @5 Q2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.: o9 ?4 Q% I- X1 e$ u, C! G
5 E& @9 {( F- e* b7 U4 V4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.7 `8 |+ c' ^* C1 f' w
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.9 T8 @8 b X; C9 T5 h$ A" M
E) e4 j- b+ S' D4 ]7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.( ]' x$ N, S3 w3 A; E# N
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.1 s y, I G6 j# h H
2 z) L4 e2 i2 T; h7 T" n, j14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.0 l0 }8 m* H9 P1 x
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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5 F# a8 K. q) ?5 Y ?: l' O17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.- w1 B9 r9 v" O+ I
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.6 F/ q) a ? M2 @
' K+ }4 q! p+ T# G7 n+ ^( T4 e2 `19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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4 ^, `$ A! Z& U) t20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.& H6 f- ]2 [: b0 D7 Z
$ `8 U0 E4 W9 N c5 q. q21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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3 j; c' ^8 g! k9 f22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.. r$ z* @. F* C& p0 q( S* C/ n7 X
N7 N) d5 Q5 C3 w, e23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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2 J9 s* G4 q6 V+ T9 e) G24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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4 u- B0 @& w8 s25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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