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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...% h6 t! Q1 [: ?/ U g4 a
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4 A6 B6 y5 C# U# R' [2 f1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.: Y) y$ i* X+ w3 ?1 I
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.% ^; `2 Q9 F1 Y+ u- ?3 Q
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.( d( S, ], B: U( b+ J$ n; l0 N) ?* D
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.% Q# J: }0 [& Y, N9 }9 h. W. M* t
& l3 l9 g) y/ r! X1 Y& X) D" ?6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.1 U% P1 f- W2 A
, h* ~5 y- R9 T$ U$ [7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.7 G( c5 h+ e# _0 w- j) ?
/ r; _4 J! b& d! j- l. S8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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5 c$ W3 T0 I' F) M3 n" g10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.; r V! T1 t3 O" c6 p# b
' w5 b) o# Q% \3 }8 E1 `) e12.) Super glue is forever.
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$ @7 t U( ^/ w# B2 e13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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4 v8 v8 n0 H* B3 P14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.5 ]/ K# A. K) E- {9 M3 ?& {7 U
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.: D8 u' Z M; [: {3 @
6 r7 T3 i6 `* `16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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6 Q& Y! x0 S% k* h- J& z20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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8 v) s G0 ~. I% v22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.; M$ Q$ u6 Q+ w3 M
/ \, Z. ?& {. _9 F3 N* U23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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& L9 o0 K# t5 G24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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