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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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0 w3 K/ g5 j. i& |* ^/ P8 K1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.3 E7 I; C& F7 q( y
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- T) ?' O% a7 Z3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.0 h& |4 j0 \0 _6 M6 X( F2 m
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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2 Q1 u; [; n* k" u9 \0 o) h2 M, H5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.- D3 U$ p4 N5 }3 Z1 `) q. N
: L ~( \" h0 D5 j' Q: j6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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2 ?* E7 m6 `4 @* t7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.1 B1 W/ m$ d# G, A$ G4 [+ T
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies., \" S4 p2 j( D, {" f. E& s1 G1 u c
Z" P( m% m0 g3 S10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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3 E3 [; r1 }; u" |11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.5 d. `* b$ c# {( _) v
, ~# o. ^9 D2 u- u. K: w1 |12.) Super glue is forever.& h% J/ v. H s7 j! `' I
N0 z8 ^- s" _- k0 [13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.' o. v( H3 n' D( {. F
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O./ w+ T! R: w2 X$ u" B$ j6 r( N
6 \8 I! D+ K+ W% W15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.* @0 X, L+ @5 z3 i
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.+ N! Y# B5 Z' c9 @. ^
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. H& h& r, x q" M, }. ?
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.1 ~* m7 n O: [
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time." W) A' Y9 ?9 w$ u7 T/ w
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.6 R/ \4 l3 ?, W0 e1 N8 I
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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7 }. h* c, P5 x7 K. V25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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