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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...# a6 t) r$ C; |0 L; h$ R
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4 U* u% f5 ?! O u: }" i% K1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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: m0 T" |) k7 O! {* S, m# C5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 }0 A$ W! B, T2 {! o
: O% r8 g0 ^$ \6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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" P- ?/ F7 H' L1 d, Q# ?$ S& u7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.( |6 ]! n( V v0 Q; }
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.2 r* j# X8 B6 i ?: j/ \$ Z5 P' D
1 E' f. A2 s0 h: \. \9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.6 O8 y- _6 b" ?+ V d) k
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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# e0 \4 K6 m9 F, ~6 I# E1 n. x q11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.) p- x5 K2 l c9 L
0 x/ j3 L, q& E12.) Super glue is forever.
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3 F V( ?3 V7 j* x) d" i- ^13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.2 z8 x, A% r; F' m- I+ i1 C. [- w
6 M8 R" H" J" [ |! k6 i" y14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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" l" I" ]" b! b9 j G- x8 J9 n15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.7 j7 m3 K+ G X r# J8 I
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.7 a' C5 H& ^8 q, {
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.; N& ~4 A) X9 J1 y: ~
( k/ b6 B' O; N19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens. J L. N5 Y% d5 X. E
7 n, U! Q: @- k0 H! `20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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; i" ^6 H* L, ?21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.* ]. ?4 K# C: t# i4 o
7 b: ^! _- U3 m: @: Z* \22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy., P {5 N) ?1 ]6 o# o. R+ n+ C
7 i2 E" D4 }" j& B6 G5 \% G24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.) d ?& }3 A& D& t p3 K
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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