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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...3 W3 L1 L$ t7 U* E. O6 _/ I
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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; }1 B9 }, |6 A5 |: q4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room." A, b5 W9 k5 b/ \
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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0 ?5 t1 K5 x- G3 w, E% E8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it./ h3 e. D0 o; K: H- @& b2 U
9 j5 c* c$ V( k7 R1 J& O2 ^9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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8 T5 z2 [1 C: W7 ^5 P: } b. y10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.8 O) L1 F5 _1 p
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12.) Super glue is forever.- l2 q5 c! u/ _$ I( n4 r/ N. k
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.( z& A/ s& n) X5 j& G! p/ s( R
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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4 {. t5 g1 J2 ]- h5 N' w ^17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.+ v1 r7 K# w; Z6 y. ~. ]" n
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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- ]7 {4 j9 h5 Y4 r/ U7 r" J) C22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.3 f! z0 U& T% x9 N4 B# e
, C5 _/ u: z: R# ~& z8 V23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.5 ^- ~" ^' ^6 J P) y$ N& V
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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3 e- j0 R" t3 u3 t* A& W25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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