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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like... O1 r# ^, [$ `
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; `; [# L- o7 q1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.: y3 a& ~8 K9 f# f$ a- K
* A) S9 T" @/ E. |2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.# i N/ c% |& ]& B' |% D5 d
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.' q- a- ]% F' `8 N/ w* X8 H# D. ^
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.; r$ c( l o4 p8 B6 }2 I4 V
. ~. g# |6 G, B9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.: {4 Y+ l6 D7 x {0 S* }# R7 C, I% B
! n) o$ N- w5 A7 n) K4 `' ?: g1 F10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy./ V( ?$ ]6 A7 E9 s9 V
6 K% T8 X Q& w: S4 I+ f11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.; C5 r: ?5 ]# s9 u, \) h6 w& q
9 C6 F2 T0 Q% H; i& V- g5 A12.) Super glue is forever.
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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( d; |$ X" h0 O& U14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.4 h) l0 |; ~8 t2 z( j" {* d
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.# k4 Y4 z2 W5 J4 o1 X2 X
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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V6 L. M F, U; ^- ]18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.! i4 I4 ~! k- q9 T7 Y7 [) Z) M
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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- V& k! w( s+ x& a21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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: ~5 E1 n+ b3 r1 y* o' G22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.9 G! L; Q7 D8 A! ^: Z' k
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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