Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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! ?1 G. S! V  w1 u$ P& pAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

/ z; n1 z( t7 {) l- @'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
6 [* h. E. c0 u% X0 x9 i' N'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
5 Y; e4 w% [- ^5 o, t'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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- e2 f- I: h( L7 C( K7 g'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
/ T9 e, p) ^" M9 V'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" z3 U8 M: O% H; ~6 D'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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+ t1 [5 @) ]5 J'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
# K  [  n3 m7 u8 k% B, m'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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6 w. |" b# Q% V$ _" P* v* ?[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

3 t: v* R  K4 n$ tBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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