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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.* X4 _2 J9 o t5 [/ f
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4. Then analyze the situation:/ h9 U" x* c; B7 Y7 ^
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& l' j4 `" ?. Q$ J# u6 la. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department. f9 Q' H* ~3 F" K0 w
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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) d. { a6 F$ h2 S" r- se. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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& \+ i: M5 b! p# o6 Zf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.0 H5 M! p. Z E3 T: B) r
- W: ^2 [) q+ i. F' rg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology./ k' E9 h7 W6 F# j
7 m. G8 p2 f* ^3 ih. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.+ o* S$ U# J7 [9 k0 _1 [
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing." ~( W* w. M# K* K% c- X, k% Z" a
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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8 D. |+ g" d' Ll. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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4 c1 k+ }5 K1 B1 P8 QFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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