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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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$ S2 I4 z8 h$ }  [6 E* v) V: ~3 J2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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# O, E$ B* J) D# J3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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6 o7 m3 u% _; A! h( ~0 T' k8 e7 o( s4. Then analyze the situation:) {6 g' H, H4 [$ y/ G9 \# `
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6 R$ d' @2 c' O6 @a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.2 I) V+ ]* d9 o! {7 |' X
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.$ i$ ?) v* B+ T% P( P; U2 ]2 B7 R! P
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.1 y. P# j$ c5 {8 g) I+ r

- ~  u# K% E1 {e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.) @5 _2 h3 k+ S, |

" {  S* W6 f' w3 q: hg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.$ b( ^$ B' m8 V: V( _" v
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.& D- ~6 D2 E6 j  t& t! p/ o- |
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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* ?0 C% @0 Q# H3 ]k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.! [; l5 K0 k. y8 b8 h+ ~& {
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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  R+ F& X3 y2 T& A  O- x9 LFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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