PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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* w: Y2 E* i( Z/ A! C! D3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

, A& Y8 j2 j4 c2 @0 Ub. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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7 w& f2 R6 j- N- A5 W( P0 E( xe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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+ b2 v- w$ N5 nf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

0 I3 d8 b  |) i1 O" G* Vi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.

k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.