Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 P, ?/ |9 v  `  Z" D The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
& v& c6 v3 r6 H( l0 V# f he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 D! I: x1 N8 d* r- P8 z" S lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.

7 |' q- c1 Z6 k9 t9 f+ t: p7 P You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
. v/ j3 L5 k+ T% Q will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- B& j# g0 U0 jpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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! u% }5 w2 l, k1 D/ B5 ]7 [) P# @Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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3 p+ }/ E: _8 w: tHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
) w$ V8 z/ {$ E1 q/ ithree legs, and comes down with four?'

4 ]% C; Z6 s! O; B+ U6 o  oThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  f; A# ?/ f1 {3 ]" vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
3 a  j% J. U) D/ t* v- X. Khands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
4 l8 s% Z! |# l+ \1 z9 }) oback to sleep.

( {7 b9 Z" z5 w/ n. \/ X. }  u, |The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# E& c0 I1 {* Y+ Y  L! r; j) uwakes the newfie up and asks,

# [# M: A1 G8 I) O. w( F'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, ]/ ^" q9 p6 ?: \  H) d# Zand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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" u4 P0 N) Y/ a) kLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
6 M* P3 ?' B% j6 H9 g/ q8 ?3 c3 n>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
0 B! O- E7 A! @+ X  _# V, T>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

3 }6 z/ ?+ Q  K9 Y) m>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

  y( u" d, Q+ |4 X>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
0 n# N( t! N) v! |& b$ D>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% \4 G4 T$ K' W; R! [7 Z( R, f>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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" Y) _* d5 E) E# k# t0 d7 w好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- R0 K, \% i, F3 h, U# @“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


1 W5 o+ a/ Z) w- d, y9 E5 K7 s! Y4 X
, a6 M5 I) n  z6 a. U8 S" d, N好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
  F) ]3 |/ [( T; T! Z好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

0 n9 ?* q" ]& N5 L* ~真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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1 \9 A' X9 K: R" B! j  N8 C2 b! E全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

% B6 S6 m5 J9 [: D0 f  Y真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 Q5 {/ S" c3 o! q' |/ ^6 r' ?你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. i# i% x0 m; @! W6 w0 v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真博学，偶像啊。

2 `+ P- g8 E/ W. R& f# v1 b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

4 Y5 w5 ]6 q; b4 k4 K她是大学教瘦？
! S+ h/ Z9 t; D7 B2 O; ]0 D4 B/ e# n大学教胖还差不多
2 G3 S3 c* x/ ]9 A, r她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
  M! F. s$ P9 k7 |' X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

) I' F8 w9 y  _说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

+ e2 E- R" K& m# `9 |哈哈，你们在这开小会呢