Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
9 w% C4 `/ D0 p& J$ Z2 ulong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 N" a) R& e  ~) {5 fthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 W4 k- o7 r4 V% m! I8 {5 tthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
/ d4 r5 q9 v3 B he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ K( y# l+ y$ [% Y$ \4 j% W lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  X. C7 K# a. Nask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
7 c. x; R; \0 `5 Z2 K8 d" P5 m2 A+ Iyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" m1 T2 U3 f* X- v will pay you $500.

2 P+ m0 J3 W  ]# A3 c This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! z' ?& t! S1 n1 _' w# E  Y& A+ Uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
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( l: Z: d, R3 W! yThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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" k2 x$ o, ?+ C& E6 v7 b' D1 h" GThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
1 q7 J$ N) [; Q) t. tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) a1 ^9 C) V1 \1 Wof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

& u7 ]$ y1 m; y2 u$ r8 nThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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; Z! c: f, q* @; `, i, Z. a! tThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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6 N9 u5 M# f  z- v7 gLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 f/ Z  `; s$ L6 D& ]' Z>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* ]7 `. Z" v( Z6 K+ O>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) B/ w. G: l9 H+ A/ ^long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
( L2 m& `& z$ ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
9 u. a4 s, f; E3 h2 g6 Rthe newfie would l ...

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* L0 J. l  P& j% K5 _0 @' E& R好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
% J8 \" A* ]$ l' i; p' `: Y" C好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

  Z7 _9 a  [! q) |9 A真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

2 f* H& I. L/ y3 b& V全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


- q9 `5 y4 v1 p) r全盘接受一下。

6 w" `/ N' C+ r* w4 h7 ]) j0 M真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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3 F5 N/ }! f. e- A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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% l5 ~, J( b) W, E; A别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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3 ?  T2 X, F" a4 q2 g4 b别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 n3 H) t, v! z: u" m% L' N8 m你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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7 w/ E% k# V6 ?, b大学教授哦，能不剥削？

0 }& K! ]+ C% r* E. O* O6 R6 @+ ]她是大学教瘦？
  Z7 M2 h6 Y5 u0 r5 @( T, X大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
" P  ~  m) S' J" V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢