Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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4 q- E; t& U( J% k" e; M/ p+ @ The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
6 X+ f- h- {( z" ?ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
  j( w8 Z7 T8 V9 Cyou pay me only $5.
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/ f) A9 S6 ]% \9 A' M You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
9 L, U/ A* h/ H0 D6 [ will pay you $500.

0 p0 H" }0 ^8 h% t, I$ V5 D This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
4 G$ i* f% [; g8 P2 a/ t9 q% Tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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6 o5 w, m. p* I" j5 I% i7 NThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
8 g; _0 }; N1 x' M( O" Ethree legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
) d" [- G& S2 I2 tthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
! q; p( \* d3 \0 j9 P$ f: ehands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
# y" L( G7 p, ~, Cwakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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$ M$ T( |9 p$ ~/ `) f>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
. O# T( B8 h+ C9 F>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
+ h8 ^4 x# l: w* a>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

$ E; K4 Z8 D2 w5 R2 }9 s>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
% m& U% C3 ^( w>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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老花镜

Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
2 t$ a  Z" l( v* OA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
+ R4 P7 W6 t' ?' Tlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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8 g0 ^. B6 y1 P9 q, S7 n) ?, E好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) C5 m* |& i; z' D1 v真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

% c" A0 E, K  B: m5 Y7 d% A/ _# U: J全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


  _4 C9 k, S7 G全盘接受一下。

* {6 F8 E$ g6 g7 M1 q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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/ V# s' t1 V1 I% a4 d" D别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

0 t0 b# Z5 ]: T. d+ O3 `+ P2 H7 A你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

8 L8 j$ a* {, _; f, T( ?6 A多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

% g* A; J& {4 j2 O+ x! u她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
; H$ ^$ j* F" Q" m% }她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, e( v6 k9 f6 o- P: r! t哈哈，你们在这开小会呢