Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  m0 q: s" E1 ]- u, A7 O$ ~2 n, s1 Along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 o5 d0 b5 L) R  c. ]- g3 Ithat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
; X, D; f9 _9 H9 ]; y5 s' p3 d The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, I7 h! }# z4 k/ g- x5 b he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
+ C- a) m3 e. g4 h( }& L' K& z lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
* T& C3 S# K, ^" j+ A7 T8 x8 Pask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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6 o$ S/ I7 V- Y1 @& ` You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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) r) I& i  U$ s- { This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! Q* ]% y  e- o8 Rthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
: J$ D3 h% v$ V" i) vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& E* [" u9 Q$ |0 i4 ?- apocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
/ E! O& Y0 ~6 v+ h! r- b  _/ Llawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

; T( J- r  M: s; r3 @) U4 ZHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
* M# V# N' w; E. `3 s- b* [' |# Pthree legs, and comes down with four?'

0 J; g! A9 ?9 d$ HThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
. s/ ^+ v+ w, z) Y2 Preferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
9 o: d* Q8 g6 \: h1 x0 Sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
- v6 T1 v. x3 g$ t$ C- Zhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
' t  y% X$ T( M3 o. s+ s) c4 Q! {back to sleep.
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& [! A) B; |! s! WThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 _) X% f: J! w- F& X1 \comes down with four?'

2 v% ]- [4 S2 X/ I. ^! ~# ^6 r4 }9 x+ aThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
, V! [( V: m! R/ n! rand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
3 o# @6 B0 q& w0 `1 ^& o4 V" d>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
; Q9 z4 V$ V+ J. t1 i>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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1 \6 u9 N' l+ Z$ O1 b6 \>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
4 x. w4 `; z+ ^>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
* R3 G. `* G/ c/ c>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
' r' T  T" t. ^! i* G6 J4 H>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
9 W' n1 e* w, O& m. c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
6 m) @' x! k; G2 u好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 I7 [' `& d: w. |加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, k& X5 x8 `" w9 K" F3 x好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

" O- ]; i0 R/ s全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

9 f- V! T  Z. h真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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6 T8 c0 T0 Q5 }8 l. G% r$ Q真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, K3 ~* x5 q. w7 o0 \, t% k加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

8 b. ?; R% C8 A; h) b真博学，偶像啊。

; l/ c+ }( b, K2 |2 c, h大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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' k9 R3 Q4 Z# ^0 B6 v& k  n! r她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 ], z# m3 n; H紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 P9 g3 R. l. Z9 O4 {+ u. U紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢