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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' - d0 n* C" r% l+ L# H
, u N) ?$ Z v G1 v9 }Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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1 G: G q L e) x$ }2 zWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 3 a/ M8 M7 b, Y8 E
J5 {, f. j' G/ y+ W& ~0 Y# a, D7 m The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 6 c; W6 r$ k' |' ]" ]+ ^
5 P" U9 j1 y/ z# F: ]% H K, {4 QNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' 9 c5 e0 b8 \# N3 ~( J5 U
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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1 i) @5 {, h. r; L! w" f: a8 rLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. ; a, t2 p/ ?* A/ x- k
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. % l- K2 {$ e2 A; K
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. . q4 i: S) Y }" ?
5 `2 o' u$ I5 ^/ j4 f( Z4 GNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
/ t5 K( }, w' sHe gives up and goes back to bed. . J: h; E" \. F! d% g
B7 T1 d$ s0 {& }/ qThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' ' s% t& m0 l$ l
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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