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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 7 `5 e8 { [ l3 \8 U% f
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: ; i3 W/ d/ F# k) {! X
. x+ L, M1 N: @: Y/ z' EI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 9 G0 T3 u# S' F: c- x
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. , ~7 a. X- ?+ \ z
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 7 [# H0 v% f; Z6 {3 ~
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.' 8 u3 w6 v! s j/ U# x# @- e$ x
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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1 ]2 J* w3 f# o6 S* lLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 5 E/ h8 w/ {6 d7 g
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. & q% j* H( W4 Q$ g/ P3 j
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 5 Q9 L- T4 [, o7 Z
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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/ m9 H$ ?7 I% J- ?The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' - U# A; `7 f* Q1 O; j
. Y0 @4 {* C7 S1 ?) G9 a& ^7 nThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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