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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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2 n4 I0 s- s# ` Z9 aDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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5 F! ^/ H" N- P6 d1 M& uI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. l- w! C2 q S8 u
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 2 N1 D# A' Q; l+ ?/ @2 w4 m
9 u! |$ _, W ZWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. + Q2 G7 j( ?( ^" k0 h8 D1 l# o4 `
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 6 I6 Z1 J1 I8 Z% o# p# b6 T
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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6 W$ N: F& C0 gNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' * r0 O8 {2 R* M9 N* ]
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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, J. n% V$ s8 K1 d9 ?Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 8 ?6 R0 V8 a, d' D% \
. s( M! n- r" x. O$ r3 dHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
' I( K1 L, s9 Z. ~9 vHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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. _0 C, h1 z0 X3 a' iThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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' s/ h0 {2 I- g7 d- PThe father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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& y/ f; g2 P0 Y3 o1 q$ DThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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