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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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1 S* j( Y6 J! f3 Y3 w8 WI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. 8 B" ]' l* T. ?6 i* ^, P
( M! V8 y9 Y5 y: p; yYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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1 Y2 R7 j: g8 B( M- \We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 5 X0 }/ N. _# e5 h$ g+ \: I
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. % `6 g4 w! }! A1 D' _
0 K& I/ e8 L% b: p) ?0 O2 sAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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8 h- _1 y* s0 m. CNow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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3 F" b0 K0 \' a0 BSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 6 ~/ K2 Z$ c" E7 ?" p9 `7 f0 m8 ~% [
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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* r: E/ x4 F. S6 L# b/ A; DSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. " \% [. f" [& Y; e) U1 {
/ i5 m) ?7 g9 t" y" QNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
* z" b' {- P7 R$ VHe gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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# {4 [( w. j8 p# @ J" O+ S. t% N5 [The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' ! U6 @: ^% z6 d2 Z/ M2 u# L& F: z
; e+ D" E& |. T! B9 Z8 o7 b- HThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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