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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' % u* a4 @/ f* F7 r, [: R6 A, C0 K
0 L6 \2 i- s3 L8 h. qDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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8 t7 D8 C+ Z# {6 i h6 `I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. 8 J! ` Z- y2 z/ C
/ O) e' H3 Y& S# S, S- U# p0 U8 fYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. & S2 C0 k- _% b: a S
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
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: j7 D; ~) `, o: d& AAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. * ]/ y$ q5 d5 L- g/ X
) p2 i1 `* ?" w) YNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' ( ~2 C8 P3 d; `7 T; v& u3 K2 }; G
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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3 M h0 G' J/ F& H. g: z+ j; aLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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' Q% o' s# B* e3 lSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 2 P6 `% W. d y; e. f2 t# _0 j/ c/ v/ ]
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. 4 K4 w; [2 ~4 k- {- g' t2 i E- r
He gives up and goes back to bed. , \; G0 L# r% T6 `* S. K/ ?0 v" d
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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9 m, ]% R- _! D( s( `The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' 9 u3 T! G2 a; T8 p
: V$ M% _5 r+ E4 u: W' a9 OThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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