1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. , Y6 }& ^/ |# l! Y
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 2 u+ ^% ]1 o3 R8 D- ~
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. * V; K0 a5 B: q# N1 q4 Wduncan - Victoria, BC 0 L' ]" y% t7 r9 D
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. 4 G7 B4 q& _) h8 I3 ^% a* H/ zDave H - Hayward CA % A: x6 X, A' G9 F3 U5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 8 f1 W/ J0 L2 c* k e3 w: h6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 8 [) x: `7 E7 B3 C; B2 V5 q" f5 [
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. ( m& `# U& I5 f. ^4 y9 ]
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 9 H6 Z, r/ K- f9 H9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. ( C( n4 a% o* S$ ^# P) l10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 4 ]* H# p8 w. g: V/ E1 B' E4 z
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ( D ], Z% ^& X- e " g7 |2 j, o- O' `did not get the first one, where is the pun0 F" h+ |# p0 l+ ]* ~ g
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 4 j6 W# ^$ F( s1 ? 7 O' R2 F2 q+ H" Ygrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 2 f( {3 q- `2 [$ `% `- v$ {! L x! M& }8 {
did not get the first one, where is the pun
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 * U. Z# L2 ~0 i4 y- U/ L$ ]6 [8 P- l
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 , ]+ F8 _, x, r5 R2 o( r
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ; c1 V O& o- x+ ` Z# i8 @" ^/ d- o ndid not get the first one, where is the pun
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. ' ~: `& u }2 [) p9 t# G- x
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 8 L. Q0 z; y. a) n% f
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 : G! F, [+ x. ?- w ]$ b2 K " q& r* }3 }5 C _$ P5 R; O 6 K& I+ S' x" c$ w: u2 a# a& C6 _"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 7 N$ ?5 J# S! r
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. : H$ {! a/ N$ H! ~% c " l. F U% V! _3 g7 E2 {:P
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 * j0 z8 E5 l2 q- W7 t; H6 ]) N
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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en, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
