1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. - e/ ?3 y2 |; |0 ?
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. * W% r$ v9 r* b' C5 S. X" x7 h3 c; U3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. 2 {! j3 u$ u3 W: F4 F" Aduncan - Victoria, BC ; ~6 M" c! R- b* E
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. 1 b+ V/ R( d" |9 hDave H - Hayward CA $ L! V; u( Y! J4 |8 B* z5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. # [* Q$ j4 d7 H2 D5 J
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. # n! o, P- x& q: d
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. # n# h2 ~" Q& o8 R7 }- M, g) M+ o* y8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. / [: E/ N: k" Q9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. - O+ P6 Y& T* T+ `' X
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 0 t2 U4 V4 F7 _1 Z5 i, t2 ^# ^/ _2 _( @$ T9 j+ e# @
! U z# q, }+ n
are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
3 A2 b/ c/ a* }7 _
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, - G1 ?/ s A3 i& J : b9 O2 V: ^1 i: q4 u: @did not get the first one, where is the pun $ q* K; n3 H# q' W3 _7 z U$ ?$ b. |* R, m$ P6 G" y1 i. B) j
[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 $ D7 b# x3 B+ E) C6 h) G+ r) ^ 2 \1 h& {6 j* p; G8 U$ Ggrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 0 `1 q5 Y | Y 8 {/ M, q; e6 f" R2 G2 Odid not get the first one, where is the pun
. l0 A2 U; |+ g* _; N) l7 `! n: @( c5 U* s! H+ [
really? never heard....then it is a good one.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 ! ~; E. J* j# k& v6 ` 9 h* @* E; x @6 Y: a/ |grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 0 i& c' u* V+ `- G* i
4 g% R6 ?2 K; B/ _2 J' M
did not get the first one, where is the pun
' f' K6 `9 N8 S; \0 K
6 E: N2 G. q1 P: p$ v W
i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 ' l, @4 z' J @4 L; { & h* H- t* Z& |1 A, }* bgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, - v0 V9 Y( ~: T; i T- ]" L& r
8 {8 Y p- t# l+ t
did not get the first one, where is the pun
( O, D5 i# `/ p " L! d2 t) b8 |0 o* ~! S"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. / T4 E+ L, @& S"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. % Q# ?. W. g/ G
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 5 r) ^; @. B) e: w + }% O! w5 h: i5 Y$ u$ p+ r$ K 5 ?9 s+ ]) F5 e0 W1 a% Z* s"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 1 D6 c# ?4 q5 g7 t# S! W8 g& f"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. I2 ?( M7 a$ `7 k 9 \$ {5 U% f. k0 m) U6 _6 e3 R:P
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 # o: Y) {9 u+ g# G4 W ; y+ q- E+ z7 I) W! y8 E- m7 v. W 0 n3 O! j7 x2 D$ g$ {( P$ ti get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
o4 D& u, S, E# x+ A" U2 [
2 }4 m) y. n3 f6 g# S5 P1 x: ?0 Z: `- t5 ^
en, it hit me now
狗仔卡
鲜花(
鸡蛋(
发表于 2008-10-21 19:59
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
