10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
. F9 G1 b* a' M: N$ I' B2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
: C2 I+ `$ E/ P2 C! f8 Y! U3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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0 m! |5 T! ?! O3 d: f( }6 G3 [/ E4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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* Y9 K5 U- g  t7 t3 @( N3 r- |4 k5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
( m2 a9 H/ y- X( S! ^6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
# Y- @: U! i, L' K- d4 T8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
; e) M9 d4 K( L& O; |' s: j9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

8 R. A+ s" `4 f! X. \$ JGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

8 N% c; t( ~/ \: z& }Grass could mena herb

) m$ V7 H2 c$ E+ ]7 z( b; L2 hare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表

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$ X" j8 d' ~+ \% d3 L$ Care you sure? not that convincing to me.....

: }' b9 F$ y5 x, Q' u  X" Fgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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" v4 A3 M' `9 M. {# B7 c4 v* udid not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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$ r+ U) y) J! p2 Z% _. Xgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

8 X' `2 G7 y8 D8 J# v$ hdid not get the first one, where is the pun

8 w" ~8 `+ x  U1 i( [% Oi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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# h9 `0 X9 J( Idid not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表

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6 h9 K! A6 X; _3 R% \"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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) H$ Y" {6 J' d2 U& D, o  een, it hit me now

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