10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
+ V- J: |( `5 K/ _' e# i2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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2 T1 T) M* U& V! V# N4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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7 i) T5 w2 L3 o: J; s" L5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8 Z5 A3 N* P3 j+ f8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
) {; i. `3 a9 h2 r10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

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7 ~% B: B. X2 z* [4 E5 l' ^are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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+ S6 R/ s* j" z( h2 f+ E3 A  j! jare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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$ f( |4 y# h+ Gdid not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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# ^6 F7 f6 z9 m# s' m' r8 S" c% y7 m) Egrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

. q) {- l* X& @9 k! F+ Q/ @really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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2 e- m# \" U! X4 ?$ B( l2 t4 ni get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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/ B+ k" K- x: o; S% Fdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
3 o0 ^1 o) y* w& C+ r( ?( i/ T( J9 E"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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# y  u6 M- I+ B3 F"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
5 l% `3 F* g5 g9 b& V( ]"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表


i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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