10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
# M7 c; ]0 j" F/ l- C2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
9 k- e. E1 O2 I8 i( G5 |/ U4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
0 L. Y: l: G) p) ]0 \- B+ y5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
% @& c% y) _" Q' X( i7 n* z6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
) B, W) E. x7 f) D' Y' \7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
' d+ u" x) P2 y4 i# M2 ^& h7 ~! @8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
* B; c& o6 r# `9 ~, vthis is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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* A6 m/ m+ R- A: r7 b3 L$ g( @; u! B8 Z) xare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

( r7 L( p1 _* H) n4 ^grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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( A$ i4 L+ i3 ~: g/ Dreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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8 v( n+ U. P! @$ O; V5 tdid not get the first one, where is the pun

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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

7 g% p! O* P' f& Wgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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, a" ~* o# x# o% p; q$ ^! I"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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  o2 `; p, L0 I$ Xi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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2 ^  F/ R6 V& F. j9 Fen, it hit me now

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