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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." 5 e9 d w; H0 D; |( f
3 `# j3 ~! G. @7 TGeorge was brokenhearted.
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F" z6 M0 p0 T+ G! v; jAfter eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. + K+ N4 I( A3 C G
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." 4 `. M9 T/ A6 ?* b9 D! {
7 E& J6 ?, o+ s( I& @6 N, kGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. % L" n, q# F6 [
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"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." : V9 `# h. V9 v; M, B; l
0 Z" z" W1 c: X"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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