Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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8 w" v! M+ \  g7 O6 ^: l- B- o9 aQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
: {: j4 @7 Q( OA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

1 W$ o6 @3 U* C& {  ^/ EQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
: x* N8 B. y! I( IA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

! Q, o1 f$ j! r/ S( PQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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0 _1 ^& p' W: U8 {Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
! ]& h, F+ a9 j  e) w4 O) MA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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5 a. s% V6 `6 _( ^& fQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
; V2 X$ w1 ^# ^5 B' N2 kA: The color.
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" X. X; s" c/ d; i9 h# g) dQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

# `2 T; t$ D. rQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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