Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

6 N* n+ r7 @) Y9 m  C, ^9 D4 eQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
, h4 R. f) G# }. F+ P- n2 u- fA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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# P" \/ r4 C: I& B; FQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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$ s5 s& k6 t. D5 IQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
3 ~7 v2 A6 l4 i4 V: [: yA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
- \7 o' g  ?: l" i' Q$ ]A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" \3 v8 w% P: Z7 lA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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) l! h  P/ L& d! \; ?$ JQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

2 c+ k5 V# h6 Y$ p1 X' |Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
$ O- z) l* U0 K: c7 W7 W3 KA: Heavy psychedelics.
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- g# x$ w' V3 p9 F( n, AQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

4 R9 P- S8 @5 d. [0 }' YQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
4 j- y' A2 C* b6 W8 G2 ?3 X) t5 qA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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