Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
# w. M3 C. f1 H6 y. z9 y7 @A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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( ~6 O. ?/ V  u+ O+ ^Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
& D! S9 F" s4 E( e( ^A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% E/ r% `% X" j* P+ I# PA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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8 ], C7 @  @: @8 F# C" PQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
' r5 `% H4 h: t6 c* t  G: f0 TA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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9 c. [; w1 x# ^' R) {Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
  a% M  v  f$ jA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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, L- v. l0 k: H* f7 jQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

0 {  M: j& t3 c: ~9 a  \Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
  K2 L. S2 z' H4 l& h* NA: Heavy psychedelics.
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) u7 J+ a2 h% ^; e0 iQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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4 s5 d! _4 r) C  P" dQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
6 w, L/ R$ z7 p# J* H. AA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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