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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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8 U4 B$ I$ h6 _1 I1 C1 @7 iQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
+ m% _, A: p6 L: J, h0 TA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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6 f2 Z0 a3 M: { ]! ~3 d8 YQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
) B( z; q! |- ^A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 0 e" i; X6 C3 R3 }
7 C! Z/ v4 A! ?# g- j7 YQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? ! f+ g, J: X1 F' V& J
A: Your car. / w! L1 T8 l' ] ?8 z5 V$ A2 l3 D
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? ' n: c% Q( U3 a9 u# Y: P" [! G( D4 g
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? . |; r; m# {9 s9 e* X4 Q% e- @% U% X
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. + ~* v# _4 P8 Z
, g9 |* S. F' d5 ^& gQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? , r+ L: k" p- }( \% m. L
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. : j0 h; l/ E, e1 l( M
7 @! U/ k8 d4 X3 b+ R& G- J0 r" KQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
z& q/ C- Z$ q/ I7 y3 C0 a8 n/ \& D" cA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. & G' P) p5 q+ x9 z. j3 M6 ^% {& \
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 1 a2 C0 B, v2 ?) F
A: The color. , A3 D! S/ \- Q3 U
3 N d9 D' j6 Q0 ]( VQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 7 S8 }, A0 Q& v+ C- R
A: Heavy psychedelics. . ?' V& {& E1 ?
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? $ d1 c; a; }# x3 T8 {' }# |. w+ r
A: Carry loaded weapons. ( a" m# t" _0 X; n+ n
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
u& {; d4 u7 f7 u I0 G5 P9 oA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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