Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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, c- T$ p% A5 L, [3 d/ MQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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' n; e5 V# l7 B0 k( Y3 I' CQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
) c5 ~+ H* z+ v) ?' iA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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1 t2 L/ K. ], g/ o$ S/ \Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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: N; ?3 b& o7 y0 j1 `Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

* b4 s0 s& P8 @Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
6 }( O/ S$ S7 K" X# FA: Heavy psychedelics.
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1 e; x1 r! l3 ]. q) ~# E9 @Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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% d7 X2 x* y' v: Z* O8 e+ ?+ P9 G2 Y3 zQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
7 W! g% ]. v3 M% y; Y$ p! UA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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