Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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& p: k' U/ K/ v7 r* z9 fQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
$ ~* n" p9 \# _0 UA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
  i& j- N  z. U0 w3 U2 U1 F) JA: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
+ l( E" G4 c- a% a, ?: E1 AA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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0 s6 G4 y$ f) ]# `" z3 V, z* vQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
/ M6 G) O6 S' ?3 p5 p& b! L( XA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
8 m$ }; B0 G2 Y. c+ XA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
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  s/ Y, y/ z  k! s- XQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
4 c3 {: P4 h; C' y6 k6 uA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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