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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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! r& X3 c. L2 L; U6 vQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
# Z4 N+ b7 Q, {. R- l1 \8 _A: What for? He can't see my license plate. 5 p5 W, H- i& z+ v$ S  \' }
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
" M4 D4 s( ?$ I% U% A+ qA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
% E& h9 k) o/ z( }0 R9 d8 yA: Your car. * x# s4 b( Y/ c! R  Z
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?   y  N+ W& \) H9 }9 ^
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: o- d* u! Q: z! F% q* LA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 8 i9 `& U& ^* O- T3 N0 z- F7 A

. {( i6 A& e* v" i- {3 I; u5 pQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 0 @$ {3 K" T( \1 Z7 e; g" e
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? + ^" w" _" \9 z% e
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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$ e) @( a  z4 e, E$ mQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
4 g! y3 i+ J2 _A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
" v7 I) F6 m( `* G  Q! U( h( UA: Heavy psychedelics. - ]" L, l1 y4 D' a( T5 {- i

, e" A- W: Z9 `Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
  t. ]9 X" O; l1 m1 @& KA: Carry loaded weapons. 8 g- |5 c$ d1 c2 p$ |0 P

8 g/ d* h; b) k- g: }+ `5 G. j" EQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
, ?5 W8 D( Z, JA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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