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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 8 R* I7 T2 V' n( W# g5 ]
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 - r$ `6 n' |3 Q, O
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.0 P! n7 x# u& a/ ]! [
: r) `$ V! |5 K( \ l 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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# y# n9 S& T/ E& H5 h Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.4 ]% \" A5 e* h7 M8 f
& P* Z- R( X5 a* e2 \* L) u 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。& j0 Z% ~0 g5 x% A
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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# G7 y+ E) B V 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。7 j, R, {5 t$ b- H
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.0 K0 i& _3 W2 `4 C
# c9 e3 `6 ~) m5 O; x f7 g 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。; _+ Y9 \' F" s1 t# w F5 v# C
$ H' Y5 q) Y2 ^3 i0 u: L7 U Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.( B0 n$ R7 ]0 g7 }# `- E7 ?4 }, T
# m0 x, j" {1 I" A7 F0 ]6 U/ R 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.3 c' h& @9 K9 _% n; N
# X" e- q6 i8 x" [7 H 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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^# v8 W* F# l6 u+ {. c Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.7 W1 z+ N7 ~9 b) {! J) j+ A2 ]
: h( u A3 E3 |6 }5 E7 j5 f. k& {+ n7 z 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。& P# U6 Q1 z' @& w. ^. A
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.+ Q0 n R3 o4 n3 c
9 `- ] } d% S# N 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.5 `+ {7 D2 t- d5 `. l) p- O
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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7 ? `7 B; G# I# k$ l Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.( L/ W7 J$ T' ?5 n& G, z1 E
- s3 k: Y3 K8 q* t( R 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。4 T3 v/ R/ u) N* H' F3 A
" Y/ P8 Y8 O6 Y ^- c$ v “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.- s# S* |+ f( j, k3 w6 V" I
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。0 a2 L$ t$ @6 s# v" u
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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3 C% r/ |( ~* `) Z" v2 x 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?$ ^0 j" E3 l9 H: h
# e D/ I& D1 x' _ 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。9 c+ [) V$ L2 m g- _/ ?5 Q
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。& x4 h) E" P5 N
! V8 a' P5 |1 M6 a God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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, C5 B' ?2 e1 p+ R: Q; U When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!, w7 n' W7 ?8 X
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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9 ]6 x4 R0 H6 T 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。/ J; a: x7 F" L n" ^
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.; U O3 W: R( [, ?1 ]; h# l
; y. ]/ k' G7 U3 q& t" C The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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* y+ X& C& v# [& a+ ?% v 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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