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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
: R2 } b( N3 a" ?) ~2 d+ y原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559
! U, b7 u% M" c8 a Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.* |$ k/ `3 S. e, s' |4 e
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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- N2 v k# U" Z2 x6 e6 ` One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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! c7 u2 {7 j3 i( C6 A0 o; C7 ^' O. u Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.7 |2 O' g; r6 k5 G; e
4 R: M+ j% [0 ?, h. @ 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。: {/ n4 v( T, H8 W' y5 @7 W
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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' o L1 `2 h/ W& U( g 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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+ ?. g: Q$ M. n- a, O" B 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。, Y2 m. d6 U8 j: ]6 j$ m1 f9 c
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。8 \' \0 z8 X/ y: `1 d& T* J3 w
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.1 e/ t2 I3 y5 q; `5 t
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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0 V- ^. c" H+ d: w9 k Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.0 b& O) c5 i+ C" r* z
& X# z' ]# M9 }: c+ Y# H 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。9 \* G* u6 }4 {, d! A
( w, Q6 ]. E' w Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.6 [+ ^' k$ r" E- I8 S! s1 W1 D
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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* I+ T& W B( D: V2 L* @& K: J5 k Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.& [( F- M5 l0 p2 q4 ~/ D5 v/ F7 R9 `
5 z( y/ Z k3 S' m8 p+ X 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。/ y! `. d& [+ R! T
1 J' D0 ^( v% {6 P/ T& Z9 h6 M “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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$ A+ g# |2 k+ v, a: m# P. y% O There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.! p0 H, v) u2 p( g8 C6 |; E
4 Z8 d; V4 r+ Y, {3 n2 } 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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. c- A: s4 @+ u+ k 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。6 S& V& p4 x2 I, j/ y2 I
) b1 w* b3 R' e B, G5 G “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!! J" d, m( ]; e2 V3 J, Z4 x
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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2 p4 ?0 [" o& {3 u" ?" O& x God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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% M/ B9 l; g1 U- d) h 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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. o+ i% d6 _0 ~6 } 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.# j" m! D& n- n* K4 G
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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+ h* e5 Q N+ z, w/ ^ The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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* p# Q' V$ C6 \+ p 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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