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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
) M" {/ c8 m; y5 `; X原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 2 _. y# ~/ R t! }2 u( Q
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。2 v* _% {1 L# J4 w1 f& q
' U# J0 o! H$ r8 a One should love animals. They are so tasty.5 y, u8 r/ r# W' _ c+ l
1 x N& k2 o& ` [5 c! @ 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。' Q- H& \. {6 M% Z6 q8 x. G
) q/ b6 d% Y. W! I Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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3 x$ u" p& B1 N9 y 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。# ?) g0 E9 @' `7 m! t
! w' w4 n( b1 w: g Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。! n. U4 L* e( {- U2 G
5 B, h+ T! X, I5 b8 |3 C Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two. T& N0 V% [' H3 X+ D
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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, i0 i7 A8 z7 {" [9 A8 J 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。9 ^+ M( Y3 I6 K ~
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.% b6 a5 L L4 `! ~" |0 b/ z2 p+ {
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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7 x# f2 T9 }' O% p Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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6 }4 v/ Z8 W0 {7 \ 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。& `8 n2 G- n- K- `+ H/ ?
' i/ {0 r2 l' @5 L3 L Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。9 P. `7 e! E) m* D0 P. ^
3 v) L& M0 M& F( P Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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* ^3 O1 l; A. x0 T, t k “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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^5 a* z5 F! \' q& N0 R “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.) l! Z" C. _" j. i
+ p3 H& Q& e' e 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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5 ?6 O; z# X* D “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?7 \4 q4 k2 F- ~% H* Z7 ?/ d8 |% v
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。" H. A1 ^; d8 O6 `; ^2 i
9 W# z$ g! w* R' Z “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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/ ]& u. E, f! J+ E' h& z+ T( y6 c God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。; r+ J) A3 s3 g. h, ^
' u& D5 l' Y( x- ]2 ^7 L% G6 G2 ? When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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9 u! `3 t# G3 P4 t 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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2 q2 {3 P$ r) I" c The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.& i: |% t* b" `
8 w0 r1 A8 @0 Z6 Y# s8 X The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.* e- I1 V% c, S+ c! q) z
* Z$ N! l0 m- e3 j 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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