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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
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/ Z; ]: W! Z+ ~+ K% W7 h Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.! P% y( {: T, t) F
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。" c+ k3 q0 m# x" Z7 T$ n- `
- |; F& t$ E, I One should love animals. They are so tasty.7 Y( V/ X7 U2 X3 C/ E
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。/ L' n; h# Z: h
. K- _! V7 L: N7 U) Q Save water. Shower with your girlfriend., j) R0 x2 _% z2 I# P1 r
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。1 M2 E1 \! p& y K6 j
e' U4 h0 V: Q- M- O4 ^ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。+ K7 f: T4 Y: D$ S8 l# z" B; R1 G
5 h" G- f$ y+ \8 D9 o1 m7 D, d: A8 ? Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.$ c+ Y, P6 U# O9 J, ~
! W. {1 d+ F0 f4 x& C6 E 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。! ?) d5 B8 ?" v( a& h/ {6 [% j
' v K) @9 L7 Q3 ~: _ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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7 V5 a3 v2 m4 w( n! \ 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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, C- F+ q, c6 q2 ^' p0 N Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。. y7 {0 K" w% H+ }8 f1 o% L
* R% o! a! G* [0 X) q Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop., d9 l0 L5 Q H3 |0 c
6 i4 f0 c3 m9 a" } 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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6 w7 ~, P" l }" l/ K Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.) B2 M& \3 I" a6 n
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。5 p/ u' p% T: q2 b) I% `+ l# g
5 W9 l! g# E& P/ f$ J “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.6 R' s! s" }, e) X9 D4 ?+ d
8 a/ Y! `# x/ K: f) G; q1 ]7 k “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。" Z1 S2 i; F7 z2 e: ~; W
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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8 e, h3 g l6 H5 H' Y5 |" ^+ U ] 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。/ d2 T( E6 T% s/ Q+ T# e! q
* }+ [7 E5 g, p" J “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?0 a( F6 D& L/ d" f
( r( U9 q+ S# w. R1 H 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。2 P s$ P7 v: R
6 s7 P# l" Y% s' C1 q “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!' }; c; ?& {% P5 H8 G
|; Q$ w6 @: p0 Y: A" Z: p 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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# }) L: ?" @( Z God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.# K5 z/ K2 S, W. d+ x, D
7 ]7 g) _; a* z( R 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。
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0 z6 N+ }7 J8 K When two’s company, three’s the result!7 w9 T" s- e C' c+ H. ^
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!1 a- q: m) H: U: a0 {/ {7 S
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view., J6 } o, h0 f9 I* ?3 R( s
9 n8 ~7 l- j& g5 ?( V3 m3 ?4 d 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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4 H1 Y7 r" Y: Z: a The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.8 [4 v5 t& f, A3 e- i
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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