Blonde Jokes

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Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

2 J7 o+ v# ^4 ~' O" ]' {7 aThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

+ u8 e6 U8 u6 hHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

# L+ W$ z" N- I& M# KFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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4 O" n% w! C" t  k2 NThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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/ r/ i6 c4 O4 a: \6 u. {* z( SThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

7 c8 A7 B3 O( d0 D( LRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

9 P  U, e9 U5 t2 g5 H2 L) BTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
6 R; A, r; _+ M2 g$ ?. O; @' |A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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; @2 `$ X* c# G! mThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

; W8 B$ u1 K$ k% v: p1 bThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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. I  }  A: ]& g0 b6 FSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

% ^' v: N! m1 A  O6 e: Q4 vTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

& u) L3 ~% R! |/ O  CThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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* ]8 X9 \2 Z9 x( RAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

  G0 B6 W' ^; T& h' n7 D# bIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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, G! `9 P& u' ~1 X$ m, pThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

+ h5 |. l1 Q% ~; N& b9 O; _# uBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

3 J0 a5 U( B( P+ r% x1 J# ZThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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! l6 ~' t; M0 X- q2 B* K6 t2 c" NThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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9 Q* F, b; a+ u8 A! A[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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