Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
. U- F; W9 R& P* f& eOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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# _  k7 X+ p- e" A4 T; WHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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7 c* h$ M' I6 g! i4 mFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

/ Q+ d; O! n' J1 \% vThe blonde started laughing.

! ?# H. y* M) m1 d% x* q- VThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

& \+ [3 b) o) j: Q: L  O% ~) yTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
, [! ^3 A$ r2 JA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

' w1 W- C* {$ u' G6 YThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

  ?( b2 I2 [2 j3 z) `The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

4 [- S! @4 `& C+ T/ G% }Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

! E) c  l" r$ ?  T, b1 hSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
7 z. |1 z/ o2 \  rA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

+ Z4 Z% b+ G( b, ], i) N+ a: v6 _In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

! T  x: X/ x( `8 E7 z* M6 f- mOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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; k5 Q. n0 M! v! R  aBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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