The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
. V* l6 b0 P, ]+ j9 w, p: N'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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  v4 E/ A. x# l'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
' g' j  X$ ]/ m" F'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
7 j! k* x- T; M. y$ H'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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3 ^' N2 H9 D+ j% R3 {Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
! o: J/ E# g5 @% U1 `, l$ {the stomach
6 w* y( P  Y' Q1 P+ `9 b1 jwas bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
2 g0 H: _, O: O9 u0 p; O8 M4 S/ dthe eyes
9 v, d* j2 Q/ O3 Rgot watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
" P0 z2 G* N" b1 MThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
, ^1 H3 T) }3 Q! zThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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" O5 g+ g( R2 s# ?9 L[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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8 E4 `" k" N. U& H# u& ~- O5 f& LWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.