The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

" Z! T$ T1 ~- J# h% GAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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( D' k: r" u: i- F& c& Z'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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- E# l+ W9 E3 m'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
1 E4 n, ~4 ?/ F. g8 E/ p'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
4 N) R. f% [, b- U'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
3 w  u/ p  b! c- v$ V, J3 K) ['Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
2 T* X( h: }7 }9 _1 i'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

5 M# n, I% p; r, X! h' \All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
+ i0 n/ L5 F/ `9 x4 H8 X0 W" pand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
6 x( p: _3 i* n2 f% `; z0 ?; t0 G# TWithin a few days,
3 |4 f( ~: Q2 I* p( O/ R4 qthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
the eyes
! M1 s/ h. ~# |" f6 Y1 _% b/ A: ogot watery,
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blood
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They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
- D/ K( ~8 w, w/ WThe Moral of the story?
$ K- k2 Q7 C" G# o. y4 K, AThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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8 K" i3 E/ G5 N4 ^8 g" N; |) z[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.