The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

( h' P& I6 O/ ~, I5 ^All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
  v( `4 b" G9 [; Y) L" H8 Jtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
2 b% b1 a) x% }% V* p& V0 a. ['Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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$ Y# Q2 q  L$ }$ C'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
! {  \& [" h( W& xstomach
,
  P! K! v( Q& t. c' S" O+ a, W'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
& v. J% Q# G) k" E8 p'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
1 q0 s! |( T% L'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
" e* M, B# y7 y) Q, q2 a: rand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
+ t: G5 Z" J0 `1 z1 g0 GWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
0 B  N- |% b" T9 a* E" h, t7 x3 Tthe legs
3 ]) e: F# r, _& I& B5 _got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
9 j8 x1 Y; T. o6 uThey all decided that the
% v* `3 Q' I$ b) p. N. `rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
2 s4 _$ d4 W8 w) JThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
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