The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

/ y2 G, D; g+ e9 S* Y: I' u9 S  jAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
" B' L# ^6 w7 i6 j2 ~'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
: c. I1 v  @" ^" t: ^6 }'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
$ f7 j9 Y2 N3 C- Y5 x# j'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
- [- P2 T) O/ o7 i7 a'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
* V3 I# v: P( H: a/ E* a" B'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
% N) q: U( a5 u7 w/ h* `! I4 K'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
, C% B2 I% j  _# N$ T! qwas bloated,
the legs
- m5 I  t- C% c* Rgot wobbly,
  u9 l5 M) u- _8 T- B: U7 i- qthe eyes
got watery,
  P' e: K6 I6 N  K. _. M" f9 D* Hand the
7 e0 E. `) K% K* q# X! \blood
9 x; {7 T# `* cwas toxic.
They all decided that the
: V5 z3 ~: D* I" W* d( _) }rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
3 n  y) I; x3 q9 Y( i( aI like it.