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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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/ y2 G, D; g+ e9 S* Y: I' u9 S  jAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,$ c4 v  H  L7 e3 q9 G& h
trying to decide who was the one in charge.

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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
: c. I1 v  @" ^" t: ^6 }'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the2 @, B# U5 X. |: g8 z7 j  Z
stomach
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$ f7 j9 Y2 N3 C- Y5 x# j'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,. S8 |, y: B5 a9 G4 Q" J
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'- H1 Z5 ]# A5 i: e
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
* V3 I# v: P( H: a/ E* a" B'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,9 V# y; K5 T0 ?2 P0 k: s$ x# B7 _) [
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum* H1 F8 K/ _* a% ~
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,2 w6 n( J' m6 {8 e4 O( j
the brain had a terrible headache,
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the
stomach
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was bloated,1 G, I- ]# b& U8 o2 n2 K+ K9 U
the
legs
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got wobbly,
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eyes  n6 X' h- }/ Z* D$ _9 F" k
got watery,
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blood
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was toxic.- n+ o$ |  ?" z* G4 p) D: f% B7 X! \0 n
They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.1 b) @( l9 l' S. ^
The Moral of the story?, Q$ i: ^7 K' d3 D
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!3 }0 P& s, w- v" v+ c
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Where you got this so funning story!
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