The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
5 s% k! F; @6 O, g$ @'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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3 o9 I4 i1 h5 B2 P4 i( ~'I should be in charge,' said the
( |" L. h5 E- A6 u9 V3 Nstomach
,
7 a9 H3 c4 W- W4 o'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
. y; v$ p* m- {" Y0 x'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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( _( g+ _7 c3 P5 |8 x% X0 s4 p7 E! _'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
: M" c  y0 H3 d/ V'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
7 B. ~% u6 s5 F0 c/ o4 C7 xand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
3 o" @! s% n) P% e5 \: x) j+ H+ oWithin a few days,
' \6 _4 W' N  W5 S7 w4 nthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
8 h& e( R' s$ m1 d& u1 g% _. iwas bloated,
the legs
+ j( g! K6 {/ q3 S- `! L2 Y6 Ogot wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
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blood
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$ E. q! g+ U: {/ kThey all decided that the
) c: K8 h( g4 N% l6 J: R! n9 zrectum should be the boss.
* u1 Z9 ]/ ]* MThe Moral of the story?
& Z$ p  c2 n% l$ P* d  GThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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+ M5 l, \& Z& c  f/ h1 q+ ]5 lWhere you got this so funning story!
! w* Y, l$ v: e; ]( K7 e) f- @I like it.