The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

) E. B6 M5 }5 E6 TAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
3 q0 j. v) S& b7 K$ `8 gtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
' U: Q8 z1 B) T) p! y/ q4 H$ k5 K'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
8 |+ |3 J) h5 [$ g'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

* \0 `' ^- |6 k( k0 j'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
3 Y) n3 r" q/ z5 d'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



( o5 u# w% k* O9 n'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
4 ^3 L# }" e) q'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
* q: ?% Q2 q; p+ a5 Pand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
- U* w% n8 h* |- q/ TWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
4 k2 P. Z& o3 m& ~8 y* K$ dwas bloated,
( o3 ?1 x% y1 p9 wthe legs
- l" J6 g5 ~* A2 ^got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
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blood
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6 r, F6 p" L: LThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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1 u5 s& [% o+ `Where you got this so funning story!
5 m- W% b3 K2 dI like it.