The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

" m, ?5 E1 d' W8 {! C4 o& q% H+ s8 pAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
7 D& y2 @2 j% {" ]8 {trying to decide who was the one in charge.
3 H: K9 ^. I! s" Y0 n'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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: f& H7 x8 d9 K. i# N. L) i6 ^'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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1 \8 W# z9 J2 X$ \- c  k! g'I should be in charge,' said the
* E/ Y! X7 m' L* y  Istomach
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7 R- U: a4 Q& j7 _( T: q. e'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

* k9 c* ~# D7 U6 [, F; S: G' aAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
2 r" P8 T: V2 L# }Within a few days,
9 V. Y  U& V% R# L# Q2 b) l% y( J7 z: c1 }the brain had a terrible headache,
; O. z9 e* N. e! kthe stomach
was bloated,
the legs
0 f7 J8 q- ?; l+ ?, igot wobbly,
7 w1 J/ u$ V; S6 v0 ], J: Rthe eyes
got watery,
) c+ w- S5 |' D6 W- `) T7 o1 |and the
; S; n5 {) Z0 ?2 A# _blood
4 }( G/ e4 O! [& Y$ F. j2 twas toxic.
They all decided that the
/ r; v3 c% g# j- m7 \/ m  I2 W% `rectum should be the boss.
4 v' Y- T2 x- {. P* B+ cThe Moral of the story?
6 ~8 I! J2 x' ?. p% WThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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, b5 K6 d0 {% S7 R% e+ b[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
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