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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 6 H3 x4 V& a" Z4 I& s
6 h! s6 T& G- o5 u! f9 p% r9 dA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'" m, m5 Z# s3 Y+ E& K8 e. v4 A
& ?: ~& Y; o$ W. P7 m, KThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !' k/ D( j% Y4 T/ b) W
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'+ x7 ]# H% M- e
. n. G0 d6 Y7 g& F8 H5 Q& lThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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2 W" g( ?# o5 n: A* ~6 _/ YShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'5 t( W) T3 \& Q$ e% b! }9 G$ ~5 K
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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