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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. ( E: d, s; ?) h% o& X; _" I0 n
: \% j; P2 H1 V# E5 q% X2 VA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'& p3 T7 n6 M- o( }4 I% p* C
5 z7 L, E) L2 `- s8 D+ Y5 Y' z: T+ OThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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+ p; l, i1 ] H7 G! VThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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) E* C. ] E) iThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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4 k4 D( \$ L, _5 d1 G) X2 IHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?' o, D4 y1 [$ v, a' P
; B3 N$ w& f; O2 e: g4 W K- m: m; eShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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: ]6 o2 @! n; ~6 OPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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