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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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0 Q( u7 _ D0 f3 W4 [+ G) i9 r9 jA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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; A: h7 R. s! q# j. A: h/ b8 qThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'8 ]3 M5 Y7 m! V9 y4 v" P: S
6 _1 i1 [; k3 ?" NThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'* S$ q2 J# o) ~. G& o
( ^, [# n% P J5 \- X; B/ I; OHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?', N5 d5 k; Q3 { H( p1 H U% `
- s; ~/ L, E# `) E* n/ `She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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