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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. + r# p2 h0 ]# c
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'- K/ e; o- Y( a4 a% h0 M; {3 }! Y" a4 _
: N& ^% U5 T4 s1 ^$ G& L% l- T' r3 @The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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% u8 Q2 H9 r7 v5 B9 O! v3 b$ N5 _The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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5 a* a0 K6 p W! P2 N0 n, cThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'1 T1 y; H$ {* r/ r$ w W4 |
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'# Y$ M) ]6 e6 v6 D' ~2 s4 h
^% D% P" a+ t& c: x! rShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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3 R [' q; X$ W' x, [: A: MPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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