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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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$ G* A% w+ _ x) ?: _0 GThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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& {/ \& W& P- f7 }1 v& S4 e% NThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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' i3 |# Y# B" j5 E- kThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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9 K# @- l* ?8 K: V( e; B: V# aThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'6 P5 K8 G/ h: y3 U0 P
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'0 A$ k+ [) e- F+ C
5 |' x7 [2 z. ^' E0 sShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'- W: C8 W; v* B, z! _
" d3 P; v. Y0 A2 _: vThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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