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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'% T! `1 [( ]8 j' t9 X& D( }
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'2 I2 K1 ?7 ~7 T% }) V! r
* W3 C5 H4 F, ]3 c, YThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'2 X) x6 m n- e7 v3 r3 C& Q9 H
' y8 f7 q- L( j1 U7 g4 eThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'" S: J+ B- }' J% J* C
/ @6 O# E- K8 U9 T- @. A( YHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'* c* x) ? z5 y9 S/ e3 J
: X; A" E$ ]4 k {+ S. [' hShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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; m: H+ |& H Y9 `& \Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'& y+ a% L0 e, }) @" Q
$ D |0 k: a. s0 CThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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