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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'" I2 N$ `- H, K0 s$ m2 h5 M
- c. C+ g: B; N) ~+ @The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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5 K6 z) e2 `; ~# wThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!': q+ ?" C9 `. H
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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- f9 F b" W* u& f( |4 P0 LShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'8 a" J, h5 U ~9 y
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?': \, L# p( _4 h
3 d: {7 E$ W& e1 K. oThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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