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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1 C& ?' B4 X) i$ d/ v, R, q1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) ' M8 K8 c4 b6 O+ [1 u" {
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 2 g u7 e9 Q( m$ J9 `- n4 T
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? " v, e7 s; j$ X- H' ?" @5 S4 t
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? . d# d) p" W- R0 \3 k
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. D9 X$ [& R2 i+ u% H, z
/ N6 h2 q9 C8 @+ N% u7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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f8 f; [- u1 m. i8. I pay your salary!
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3 x9 R8 x* n J, [; ?9 `* j% s9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. - p: ]$ B8 x1 J% y- n
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 1 c# C& ]7 K6 H2 K5 P* K
1 Q' h* z }( C* d& {12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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