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NEVER SAY TO A COP: / ]/ I s- R9 }2 s+ I7 R( Q1 @' F
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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2 i$ D7 l( A4 @% _: u3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? e& {3 h7 Z' o" E
4 }4 C0 O; V3 [. L; z4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! - s; J( r3 [6 I& H1 o6 t
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7 r! [! b- H- b5 H$ N2 S; M% x* G! A
4 w( f. W$ f9 V7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? * u% x0 a) |9 w/ c3 @: L( l
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8. I pay your salary! 7 {3 k6 X. ~- Q* P! G- Q
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 2 E+ Z2 W( i; L+ s
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 8 f: L2 W! G1 h
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. ; }6 H- s8 n3 N! R
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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