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NEVER SAY TO A COP: 8 [' D# J' X) E4 Q3 O+ O
0 @# A& A9 Q3 Q+ @1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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8 q' @- Z- Q" e! T6 L2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3 a1 b3 Q; J4 X4 f2 N* R( \6 C2 U+ Z3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 7 V7 A4 C- O3 a, ?$ B: i- M
\# b% N J9 A; E { |! k5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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4 V8 G) F/ P# s" }5 i6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? * b0 p2 U$ O1 k5 l% {
# F9 r7 }$ E) @% n+ W8. I pay your salary!
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, b+ N$ L# q5 e$ f9 x8 M' V8 D9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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( _4 O1 W& z& e$ m' }7 {9 S10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 8 @2 J0 o$ ]5 R/ V
8 m; `* x: R4 b8 ?( n/ k11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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