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NEVER SAY TO A COP: 1 X/ {5 \& A5 P) V: ], c9 i
' u% y% q. F1 x) F! b1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) # ^ Q8 P; p/ H4 r' I# F
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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S* I7 g: t2 ~* n+ w3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 1 ]* r2 Y/ b; I* H% g- x' h& y. n; |
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 6 o# D3 H/ `" l/ T; p3 B
$ j! d- ]9 X2 d) e+ Z9 g: P) h5. Are You Andy or Barney? ) Y# W( o9 @6 W1 R
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8 K3 F9 x( c( {, P
5 F+ H- Z6 J3 P' x5 q6 |8. I pay your salary!
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9 x( y, x: \5 a L( t9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! , u3 x, o0 F2 Y9 R: I% `' B! u' }
! a: ~- z1 H& ]9 G10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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