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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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+ [6 t/ U, f3 b( Z8 Q1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) $ ^9 X' _$ Y7 K- c
e8 f# X* R2 k2 ^# u, r$ f2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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' J+ g" h1 ^8 y3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 2 L3 j; C5 t0 Q' D
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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+ _& \2 e3 C, x7 @ o; [, H* |) @4 E6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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S2 U- S( a, U7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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/ Z, `% o& ^- }( z8. I pay your salary! 5 H/ s" k% b% _% \
6 C$ V3 x! P" L) q! m- {9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 7 k2 D' N' R; m# p6 K! H. Z
4 ]* X+ ]. d! u" |/ T( G10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 0 m3 s1 C" L X) S+ M
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 9 t# s4 ~" t4 ~$ i
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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