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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. 3 y0 O# ~! x4 m2 p2 b
% S4 \, g/ I- @: \8 S2 N: KThen send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
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. |* W; z3 \, l6 f* p( c9 yLeave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation. # R% {2 ^* T3 Y, w2 N4 S
; }# T: H# R' c9 TIf they are counting the bricks.
$ X4 ]% o( p( b3 Y$ jPut them in the accounts department. % v0 e3 }, _3 {- g" [2 m, x
. `& O+ o6 l# i/ I, M- sIf they are recounting them.. + k( R; d5 z6 P* i& @/ b
Put them in auditing.
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If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
1 t" |/ J/ |' M# lPut them in engineering.
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0 n# x0 @% s- r6 \If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. % G _2 b! J; |+ f1 Y2 K
Put them in planning. 0 s$ w9 h8 }, K, c# p6 c- ~6 ]
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If they are throwing the bricks at each other. - F' N- U; s+ d- Q [
Put them in operations. ; e* S! ]* f B0 ?) ]
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If they are sleeping. & X& `" n- g. Q
Put them in security. , j1 g- w& n# e, E* y) t: H# R" @
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If they have broken the bricks into pieces. 9 m6 l: {! p9 b# j3 u
Put them in information technology. & R/ z" B" t) f4 ^0 W
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If they are sitting idle.
, F5 o, Z2 c/ i4 o: Z7 sPut them in human resources. . J9 S0 g. h, j/ X- d
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If they say they have tried different combinations, yet
. F+ c- |2 T4 R" |$ k! K; L0 R+ F! Ynot a brick has been moved.
. b5 j6 {& E1 E. p+ U' V& K: ?% CPut them in sales. 0 J$ Y/ L8 t) c- R1 H2 a
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If they have already left for the day.
4 O }8 \7 c7 HPut them in marketing.
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If they are staring out of the window.
. i( f1 {1 x3 \3 y! V9 | NPut them on strategic planning. ( _ o- W7 e$ }3 i' t8 g
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And then last but not least.
6 I7 L4 }; M$ W- |" OIf they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
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3 f9 k% d& _/ C$ N5 N1 t OCongratulate them and put them in top management |
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