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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) " K9 @/ X$ H7 R8 D9 h5 N% X
" w# ]$ I9 K$ x6 D6 U' TGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 6 c- L' q3 b( L
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
4 v5 [# }: U% F# W. [& ]! q3 JGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. . P% l0 X+ d( F' @
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
5 ~7 ^7 V ^. i% \; w# rGeorge: That's what I want to know.
( Z5 e8 T* z- e+ ECondi: That's what I'm telling you. # z6 C' E6 k; `8 S6 b
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
( \$ |: x" k( d. x# e5 h1 zCondi: Yes. , j& C* B& J, ~. W4 C
George: I mean the fellow's name. & A7 Z3 k" i0 K4 Z. |% x+ q. M
Condi: Hu. # X- t1 t* K% I0 `) |
George: The guy in China. 3 M8 j+ R5 L$ h( @4 F. h' c
Condi: Hu. 4 B8 |: s9 T6 e8 W( E H
George: The new leader of China. ; C6 \3 P4 j2 x1 z
Condi: Hu.
' q$ e- r0 H0 {8 E: i7 I0 tGeorge: The Chinaman!
; T4 f$ c. M8 _; }: dCondi: Hu is leading China.
: _2 ^2 H8 r( a* R2 l3 C7 IGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
" m' e8 r0 |; J6 N: S1 FCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
& b* u: }* W4 R) T# p* x4 m9 _George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
! y" x& v0 L: m' t9 j# u {Condi: That's the man's name.
) q# x, Z) H6 @( a* M kGeorge: That's who's name? ( o1 ]& i! |. l5 K% ^
Condi: Yes. # n9 I8 `7 L" v
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? - F, b" a$ c' h9 ~3 z, ]
Condi: Yes, sir. ) c" n+ U+ C4 u6 z
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
2 q) @+ B. [+ g8 a5 l' O' wCondi: That's correct.
9 q9 a8 B/ `3 ^/ O3 ^. {/ n6 \George: Then who is in China?
1 u+ C; Q9 h: R9 L5 J; ^9 [3 _; lCondi: Yes, sir. 6 P1 n) K0 A4 s W- U& D
George: Yassir is in China? ) K5 L% O7 L9 G; F: x
Condi: No, sir.
9 u: W. U- t2 L/ D$ gGeorge: Then who is? 9 ^0 t* o" p- d. N- f
Condi: Yes, sir.
7 |5 P9 M4 X5 t$ |& d' hGeorge: Yassir?
! S- X0 w0 T6 V YCondi: No, sir.
2 P7 u' O% T t5 \" l3 m% lGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
1 K) c Y, Q: g+ U" c* V$ SCondi: Kofi?
" L) f) w/ f* [, Y% A. B& pGeorge: No, thanks. # {2 G9 h/ a1 B
Condi: You want Kofi?
5 `$ F% c6 a2 j d; jGeorge: No. ) @1 E3 f# P% [3 `) n' G# w- ?% @" c
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
8 g6 A2 d" a7 a, V2 l- gGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
& w1 d2 W5 ^ Y0 O- Z! h6 NCondi: Yes, sir. 5 t1 h: R- m7 X5 q6 w
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. , g1 {5 S$ O- a9 c% G* _) \
Condi: Kofi?
; d4 P' {7 |' c" H' RGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call? ; ?* k" C5 f/ M- s! @4 E; a5 F
Condi: And call who?
6 V% C) C) K. w. F1 B. y" h- rGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? ' i, E- p# T! c( U0 H
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
. |0 X( t' f4 @* I* r: iGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
5 q$ N6 T8 H. t7 [ |! [Condi: Yes, sir.
% A, ` {8 Y9 w: f" F% JGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 7 B9 u' G9 g0 h
Condi: Kofi. ) a! t% e2 x, a' |
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. R+ K9 d- G* c3 a& r+ v
(Condi picks up the phone.) 0 m& t) t; S( a1 g
Condi: Rice, here.
; C# g/ i: {( o( ]: l$ E2 y4 H2 vGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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