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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
* J. [2 B- Y9 {- gCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
; j7 _; f; D K8 w$ nGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. # @+ m% l" y5 `1 e& Y; P
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. & ~. n5 e1 M1 n% W5 t& E6 g
George: That's what I want to know. 9 r* G( w4 k: x+ p; O# e1 B9 H
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
' y w6 ]9 J$ @4 {# o# qGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? " q `* }, M9 a
Condi: Yes.
# ?8 w) {9 o8 I: M; }# w) gGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
- [( M' L2 {3 T! z6 w% L7 yCondi: Hu.
) x( n1 Y6 Q, ]. wGeorge: The guy in China.
( f3 Q- f- l" T; L, {: HCondi: Hu.
+ Q4 E$ M- z( X9 N9 R" t) `George: The new leader of China.
6 j9 T& P/ ?. yCondi: Hu. 6 E5 Y2 u/ W( I$ ~7 h2 b1 D& N1 B
George: The Chinaman!
% \5 J* G2 S, {% r" z eCondi: Hu is leading China. ; H; `# L; L* @( x" R2 X' W# ^
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? : W" h$ x' N$ {& C k: |- F+ j
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. ) A% d- f+ e1 _/ R1 i8 Y' h+ o
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
" w! s: Y! f5 W( XCondi: That's the man's name.
' r) `& ?4 a. AGeorge: That's who's name?
( M$ G3 `4 q+ u; m, Z+ xCondi: Yes.
9 p5 H4 Q' ]8 w& N2 _* n& [George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? / V% y: t9 W, R) w+ S
Condi: Yes, sir.
* ~2 q. i- J- L) k+ c. L* pGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 5 S; t4 f0 e! V7 s8 C! B
Condi: That's correct.
# F, C2 ?% U9 g3 T" NGeorge: Then who is in China?
' r& y! b/ Z8 g; \& Y- l0 S8 P2 t! JCondi: Yes, sir.
8 a) P/ D. A3 n( l' ZGeorge: Yassir is in China?
$ M0 e+ v8 x2 ]+ t# m. O6 v. ECondi: No, sir. 8 _8 D' h: C7 ?0 D
George: Then who is?
! [; z i3 D Y1 UCondi: Yes, sir.
8 K1 f2 P9 Q1 I& J: y' Z% S7 nGeorge: Yassir?
! R4 c& q) M! L4 l& d! vCondi: No, sir.
$ N1 @6 h8 O& v( q2 z$ r1 O$ T) kGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. * w: ]: i3 e5 i! T1 G O
Condi: Kofi?
! s6 s7 X# A0 g$ t) aGeorge: No, thanks.
& s# j7 o0 [0 Q) [6 H' c% fCondi: You want Kofi? 8 G1 B0 Z* m' i
George: No.
& c9 w) h1 W: W' eCondi: You don't want Kofi. 5 \" _/ e; E6 T/ A
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
, i4 L, B% B9 c/ ~/ _Condi: Yes, sir. / F f& S6 [1 w* T/ L( v
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
2 N+ j) F, c6 i# _Condi: Kofi? / C/ O6 N# O7 B! N: E B
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? ; ~8 Y: x# G% `* \
Condi: And call who? ) Z8 y3 O9 N9 N9 k0 \2 }; J$ D: x; u
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? ' x3 ?2 @3 d# i- l' M; x0 f+ T7 g
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
; o2 l1 I5 p# ?George: Will you stay out of China?!
+ m4 |, U+ h' Z$ F' j: C- P F4 \Condi: Yes, sir. 2 z8 k2 _: v+ @9 M
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 2 ?( x- w3 ]8 d! B1 |
Condi: Kofi.
6 u+ X: y2 w$ P- C. e1 qGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
$ f" x" r" [0 P) V# @! k(Condi picks up the phone.) + Z1 `7 b& @) [# s( G* t8 u8 M- [
Condi: Rice, here.
9 j0 {, W$ A7 o6 KGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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