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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 8 i4 A& D; K1 v Y8 c% H. F( H
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 0 r ~- |# O. q2 i
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
% W" s7 d" d* [( ^$ |+ R6 sGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. & B; L, R7 o" V: `
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. % l: t q* x% ?* Z+ S4 @3 N
George: That's what I want to know. - y8 J/ R! F: h5 D2 ^
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
2 X' L$ j# T, L1 F6 BGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 0 G1 }" c0 ?# U( ^2 A
Condi: Yes. # i* f% q5 H- B
George: I mean the fellow's name. $ ]! |4 \$ |6 c! h2 {( G. G( O
Condi: Hu.
9 Z3 E2 u# U, T) ?+ G# R0 V) yGeorge: The guy in China. ' c* |/ W: w; w* v4 H5 c
Condi: Hu.
# p/ q6 Q' I& g. w* fGeorge: The new leader of China.
' U2 G7 J3 z) E7 H6 X- qCondi: Hu. 8 C C: q1 D5 `6 S0 {. F. g+ {3 l
George: The Chinaman!
$ N$ L4 ]9 V e8 ^3 g2 z: RCondi: Hu is leading China.
7 W; J" Z% F; n% Q3 t+ PGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
3 ]1 N$ `( @: {$ jCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
6 l2 B( B# h" r+ F: {0 K! sGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
4 S1 O* g& R8 m6 Q9 v; u. sCondi: That's the man's name.
! B$ ?" U' |1 c% uGeorge: That's who's name? s0 `* C$ Q; a _
Condi: Yes. ! V( ^. W* s2 ?5 D
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 8 O. J8 `; z Y1 K
Condi: Yes, sir.
2 h: s4 s3 u" }; c; K1 g, u$ l: NGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. # Z) n' n$ f; w6 ]* K. U" P n
Condi: That's correct. 3 [# g5 \# B7 f/ r, g3 l# W
George: Then who is in China? 3 x* p* b* R3 d
Condi: Yes, sir.
3 L/ w& w- ]( }5 pGeorge: Yassir is in China?
; l3 E) d1 Z# y0 `Condi: No, sir. + C) L1 N' ^ p h
George: Then who is? ' w) n5 O( y; U: }* t! h; ~5 F" ?( Z
Condi: Yes, sir.
% T( D; ?( ^5 MGeorge: Yassir?
* x% g! s) f- n$ c, M9 z: ^/ n; _Condi: No, sir.
4 B5 D9 K. o# T9 YGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 8 |1 v: U* \+ i# T9 ]9 U; h
Condi: Kofi?
2 J8 Q& c. V2 _George: No, thanks. 1 J7 n2 x! K! a% O1 t/ n. K `
Condi: You want Kofi?
9 b) y( W9 f) h( Q& y) [2 Y* WGeorge: No. , ]( K& T# m% Z( _2 P4 I( d& }
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
: H, a# ]) Q! DGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 7 b: V5 g6 O0 E( Y8 a
Condi: Yes, sir. ! d. B7 G) M/ ^* I( l
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. " T+ y& F- l6 z$ S5 ~: u* t
Condi: Kofi? 5 P) b, w2 N. k0 O
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? : y- s1 U( N6 V% H5 k$ K6 K2 ?
Condi: And call who? * M" M; R+ S) O) E" M6 h% G) ]5 \
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
3 M! P' I# ~1 `. jCondi: Hu is the guy in China. ( C: e7 [+ P! O5 [6 X
George: Will you stay out of China?! 9 H2 b8 |: D3 D
Condi: Yes, sir. 3 J, M# F3 b5 q' B; a" T% c9 ^( `
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
/ ^1 B4 m( @. GCondi: Kofi. / O( v& h' c; h
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 5 a& S& l) k5 Y3 l- h
(Condi picks up the phone.) 0 J* M6 W- S$ h! k s- M
Condi: Rice, here.
! ]/ g9 ~' _( AGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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