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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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8 p& u7 u8 }! R9 p |George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? ( R; s2 G$ I# p, T9 }* i8 t
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
4 ]; \- m& |# M' B2 D5 eGeorge: Great. Lay it on me. ( q2 W( x8 h0 x6 }) z. @, [
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
# z& h$ v2 U4 MGeorge: That's what I want to know. , A ]( K: M# n4 }7 d& z
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
( W- Z& M2 d" D% fGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
* `% A# D) u) {) t6 y \0 DCondi: Yes.
, R) R$ G, w4 Y2 Q* R6 R: f7 y" Y$ ]George: I mean the fellow's name. 8 n9 `1 F. U, L. z X0 t
Condi: Hu.
# _' Q' t6 A, ^George: The guy in China. 4 b- @# y, L8 Z5 \: A1 d0 y
Condi: Hu.
" F* n) J! \' N8 jGeorge: The new leader of China. ( W8 X3 h a( X* m! F
Condi: Hu.
$ ]' _: T" o& J% r x# |George: The Chinaman! - X5 l( j2 k) P% [; i+ p
Condi: Hu is leading China. & d) v/ v/ d8 g, V+ s; s
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 7 U! D) q5 B) n; l% y! R1 b8 O
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
, w8 r1 a+ g2 k% CGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? : O" }8 ~# j# r7 J9 m1 K% B; P
Condi: That's the man's name. * a% l% O- S$ X$ W0 A
George: That's who's name? . G1 p# o9 p" G& h. p* j
Condi: Yes. + z8 u% E9 u5 g* K
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
+ S3 ^; V' ~: |/ f4 I8 }Condi: Yes, sir.
' i% Z( \; [( p* H' y0 V) D+ xGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
& d- d, j. H4 t1 U2 J% P3 V; O LCondi: That's correct. 3 z( U' v5 D$ C: G* X4 F- M2 V" V$ G
George: Then who is in China? 2 V. U1 q8 N) o+ x& y$ b
Condi: Yes, sir.
" ]1 \, U" \& H" a$ N6 mGeorge: Yassir is in China?
* ~+ V( w: X' P5 fCondi: No, sir.
6 ~, ?# U# j1 V8 VGeorge: Then who is? # q; ^: R7 W6 v; _4 t
Condi: Yes, sir. : c$ v Y2 e8 X: Y0 Y6 X' I$ w( s
George: Yassir?
7 P: Y5 Z1 \+ D) r7 _. mCondi: No, sir.
' @, O' I; R8 i, B1 FGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 1 ]* w/ _% C% Z$ w1 f
Condi: Kofi?
* D% a( q3 k: g' F5 w4 sGeorge: No, thanks.
( T- H) t1 H5 }5 E& ]Condi: You want Kofi? 9 S5 m3 l! O! W
George: No. 9 P0 S. m7 f% y+ p g) }7 S
Condi: You don't want Kofi. , d$ }/ T2 j" J' g4 n* n
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
! {0 |9 ^4 l6 n" k6 L: c0 Y' [Condi: Yes, sir. ( y2 L8 S/ [7 Z# b. Z
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
3 Y' I. T+ I: ?4 t8 \Condi: Kofi? 4 o/ O& c2 i, O" j
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? - j: h, A: p" M0 i, k
Condi: And call who?
. v8 a. A x8 @George: Who is the guy at the U.N? $ f! v0 V8 G7 O$ t2 m ]
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. ! B0 w& M+ U) E2 ]( ]& G& N
George: Will you stay out of China?! $ c R& X: b$ T
Condi: Yes, sir.
( s1 n# W' N/ s# d& hGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
4 p: q' N6 k9 V7 }5 aCondi: Kofi. # Q& K; y3 f' m; u3 w* A
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
# \$ {" |7 N3 _% Y(Condi picks up the phone.) 3 w8 g! Q' Q. V# c9 ?: O* e
Condi: Rice, here. . D1 e9 U+ Y7 J+ ?- e
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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