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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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3 w1 U! v D0 {( h% g! jGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
* W; o- D: |6 Z" \; w7 c# H: eCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. - A% t; e) G7 V& e5 n! [
George: Great. Lay it on me. 9 s4 W! Y5 O! P$ q0 `/ c$ l
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 8 `7 F( E3 b x( B8 ~$ p5 ^
George: That's what I want to know. 7 t# D" {2 J2 A! ~. a2 U
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
8 @. @4 y# e/ ^5 c# ?* yGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 8 C. H1 Y7 B$ y3 |* q9 F6 _3 y
Condi: Yes. 3 ~9 S0 A a# q' I$ G$ l, a- I
George: I mean the fellow's name.
/ R O+ u/ K; W6 tCondi: Hu.
% Y) g2 Q5 D' ~' W3 l2 E) KGeorge: The guy in China.
& ]% ^6 A2 ^; h% d& j TCondi: Hu.
2 W. p/ K2 ~$ r3 n5 ^; RGeorge: The new leader of China. 4 y1 Z9 @! C2 b- W; X" V' Z! T# J
Condi: Hu. ) }9 F3 x$ |" g% q2 E- O
George: The Chinaman!
6 o" K# g( N- x, w. {8 i- iCondi: Hu is leading China.
9 y" M' t* m2 BGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
/ Y- c* H4 r6 MCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 5 |2 U# l: V5 g7 Q
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
: u7 J0 F1 ?+ c {Condi: That's the man's name. : C1 m; y6 _) u+ s
George: That's who's name? ( R; V D1 ?# u+ j6 c- o
Condi: Yes. + F( k5 e" k1 c0 m
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 2 T; t$ u- k2 j$ k7 F
Condi: Yes, sir. 9 k. o* z9 ]% S. d3 y5 `$ b
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
$ Y4 [% ]; J, G' cCondi: That's correct.
5 ?3 n. Y8 p2 v; y7 D zGeorge: Then who is in China? ( g* ~) I/ ~5 [4 S
Condi: Yes, sir.
# o6 y9 H8 \' ZGeorge: Yassir is in China?
( U! f+ j. v9 T8 @. ACondi: No, sir. + ?% ~! |" T6 Z, t% ]/ {3 ?
George: Then who is?
/ d6 P) B! R3 G: }. I6 fCondi: Yes, sir. - r D7 m4 U; s7 ?9 k9 F w3 K
George: Yassir? ; u' S/ ]) G8 S; I8 }
Condi: No, sir.
6 t- l$ f) Y+ c% E4 X- D* r, jGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. " G8 h$ R* ]0 w& f) G
Condi: Kofi? / B9 u X1 ]5 V: ], t Q. k
George: No, thanks. 4 E# U9 l! q# G* y1 I
Condi: You want Kofi? + Q, n% o. Y0 w' j6 I+ N5 t( d
George: No.
1 ]: [6 T* f9 t( o: h" wCondi: You don't want Kofi.
8 c: `' Q, V, w% ]George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
. b8 f. i, q- t f4 a* ACondi: Yes, sir. 4 @' a( B/ |2 w; |* F
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ' |4 Y, V& Q0 A5 b: o, X# X p
Condi: Kofi? H' U3 n4 u3 T; a2 `( `. h& f
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
7 w1 n N! O. O* l5 {' BCondi: And call who? ) H3 ]; r, ^) i" H7 k
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Q8 A2 t- H8 c6 m
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. ) f( Y( ~+ d! q* s- a
George: Will you stay out of China?! 2 y+ h- m, L) j5 A
Condi: Yes, sir.
! C0 m- z- ?7 u/ X% R- E& VGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
. g1 }, m; t+ jCondi: Kofi.
6 f" _* Q# p$ t9 N9 m: b% l6 e7 c3 n- MGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 2 g+ u* y3 d" S) C! l7 h% ]
(Condi picks up the phone.) 6 S! w: y9 o' `( f
Condi: Rice, here.
t! j! u; H8 p- s) r qGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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