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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
9 J/ s1 N6 K# F: {5 o1 lCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
& L! r1 a( [2 m4 |4 s) S% F% HCondi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
# s- ^7 f; z) O/ m  T  M! ?Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
9 o  \; d" D) p. Z0 l6 c9 c6 nGeorge: The Chinaman!
  [7 B" K1 ]. z0 x9 b* V& uCondi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
8 j  n, z3 X3 f( ?% QGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
$ c0 B' k! x- D8 V) p5 R% m% wGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
9 ^4 `$ G# S8 J$ R% OGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
# \# v" V6 g1 e9 M% o" BCondi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
  I) \5 g/ q  z  ]7 gCondi: No, sir.
' E  e, J0 j+ m( eGeorge: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
" t4 n/ @4 w% ?& o& tGeorge: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
+ i" g  z/ R9 g: n% QGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
$ c: W; b3 {: j$ i+ N0 d7 DCondi: Kofi?
7 X2 R% Z6 m& ]' WGeorge: No, thanks.
- @+ |/ b: s& v$ @3 x* S/ MCondi: You want Kofi?
. w" |  V; S& LGeorge: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
- i- W: q. f3 p9 u& w# aGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
: J% ?$ P" m: r' f0 vCondi: Yes, sir.
" ]7 [3 U0 |: V3 \3 b9 n/ MGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
' X1 o1 s0 ?6 S: j/ N/ u5 @9 KCondi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
" J) K) j2 J9 W7 x* d  ?' ~George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
; }: ]* |( u" O0 t7 KGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
2 o: ~/ f8 a+ q0 j( Q0 H1 Y$ {George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
' ^& Q3 ]& X1 q9 i7 b5 ]. h" m(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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