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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

' E- W; C# [# ^8 z3 wGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
! Q5 \7 r  X+ \3 u0 T5 P6 BGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
1 k$ X4 u6 x$ i5 d, I4 v7 m$ ICondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
* y. D! ?. C" d1 BGeorge: That's what I want to know.
" @, ^$ |' {8 ]5 A- ]4 I0 _Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
! `; q8 }/ ?% b/ m8 K1 X& I. rCondi: Yes.
; M7 e0 P8 ]: b, [5 KGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
' H& N9 Y4 u2 m. s1 LCondi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
) ?: L; Y6 s' ]Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
: I/ B( E; s- G, y: VGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
8 w! P; U" t8 Y" p1 D" A' NCondi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
! C0 i6 G5 U4 U8 rCondi: Yes, sir.
% p" ?6 t! N" R5 q7 Y. a) gGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
7 @  p2 z! i( V: Z. OCondi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
2 H3 W5 V8 S9 d+ Z% U" KCondi: Yes, sir.
" H' d8 @  ^$ wGeorge: Yassir is in China?
+ g9 H6 _3 |! B. s: _Condi: No, sir.
8 J( ^) u8 T  @: c2 x$ B4 CGeorge: Then who is?
* z; M. \5 S! w" Z/ mCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
) U/ z8 ^5 ?' b# r1 oGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
- f- A. f1 n0 uCondi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
- G1 w3 A0 `! ~3 g8 k9 }Condi: You want Kofi?
0 q3 o6 u3 x% eGeorge: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
, y0 W0 a4 K/ u1 _$ _" TGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
, t; O2 e" H1 L# T8 Z5 e! K+ }+ gCondi: Kofi?
) ~+ ?; M! Z9 |. G9 B0 FGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
4 j# N- k5 G& j0 u" W, `9 ECondi: Hu is the guy in China.
0 f: J# H' m( W2 v, _4 H. BGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
. M! u) S- ]& d# {, UCondi: Yes, sir.
3 v8 F) D$ V, O5 |- PGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
: |$ `6 o+ g  u0 p4 M% w5 _7 gCondi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
* G: o5 C7 C9 [8 w6 J4 W; ~% p(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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