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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

3 Q/ L3 j9 Z; A& @8 n( X. ?George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
( F) I7 _' e5 n' O& WCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
1 n4 o% |* {- j* P! mGeorge: That's what I want to know.
* Q7 k# o+ j" b$ ]3 J3 p7 E( ICondi: That's what I'm telling you.
. J, ^1 O6 q( }George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
3 y% }3 E, l; S2 g% zCondi: Yes.
* h) \" H9 K8 {! _0 IGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
) e# f& P) T6 \% L$ V$ eGeorge: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
& U  W4 F4 {6 [! w9 xGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
& W$ r) M/ C, o) \% t3 s8 lCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
6 P2 [  P0 [+ G: ?4 w4 f. FGeorge: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
" `: Z. B& }+ g1 GGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
. v- e1 w7 L) L0 h0 u" EGeorge: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
- a8 i) O+ Y% ?# x4 _George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
; j' n  X! g: C: I) {+ J: sGeorge: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
# `# `. [, @9 K! `( H" Y; |George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
6 R) w; Z" R3 \- K, h" \George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
+ ~8 X$ q) A/ y( A) ]Condi: And call who?
5 v9 a- S% w; S* v$ FGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
. h) f: Y; `: VCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
# Z5 W: ]) ^- M( C2 U' v2 |George: Will you stay out of China?!
# i4 X# a& G& q& @2 F/ W! ^Condi: Yes, sir.
+ t' ?( n6 D' p4 z" ?7 R( |George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
4 D) [! a0 u$ H( wCondi: Kofi.
$ R: k. g3 P+ wGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
  X  n8 b) |9 ]9 [George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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