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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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6 S& y( G. A9 J+ b. `Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 7 F% \9 ^2 n7 O3 t, K
0 ^. I2 w& [) {If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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4 j ~- T; k: c' S, f, _On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. : ?# t- h9 H% t
% X9 o4 V7 L; aA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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) D8 i" J3 c' sMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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