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$ i2 U# D7 ]% PWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 7 e, j8 ?7 v/ z" I% h A
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 5 a$ k+ m, ]$ |
3 b% p6 b# b" ~Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. ; C, }1 F2 N; ^# C6 l
% h6 C1 _, J5 `+ w: n" jWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 0 F! E- f' u0 k! d/ W. Z" _& ~
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. & G. F( X8 m1 k. X. {2 t
% V1 O( }0 r" ]% O9 MMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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