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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. * i" m T8 b2 l- K0 W" p
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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( J8 B; g6 @6 [8 ]. Y1 vIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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9 `( X1 b) A' b/ B, [% GOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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3 |; U# t+ L9 p! N2 EA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 6 z' _ z( N4 `! A8 y" L
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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