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0 k. l0 J+ M& h" T7 r5 L: A+ f6 rWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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" V. N& [3 ]: @Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 3 C$ K# M! J1 _" ^& {+ Z) L b
1 Y( a* c9 q) `: X$ IToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 3 u/ |! |* h, m9 U) C
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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0 ?' i. r @& dOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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& G7 t! I0 M9 n; g" f) HA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. " u0 ?! F) C6 s( g
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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