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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 8 h1 z6 U8 j7 N }: B* J
6 z0 D/ x/ d/ gWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. + I$ e' P6 A/ e I3 c
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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$ q e$ `) o3 z; O4 ~On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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+ v8 F6 z' q$ F0 HA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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