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$ F+ {. L: }+ P, [' h$ N1 kWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ; e) Z+ x: {0 C ]2 ?3 r
; a: x, e7 G$ d/ {Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 0 [2 I& r D) Q* B4 x; `
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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. s% E) r' X, q0 ~8 pIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. - s1 I% [5 Q% u. z& U2 Y6 R
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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$ B {0 N @* C" `* `+ h2 J, SA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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