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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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1 L* H) M1 |; g# T2 h0 iWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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5 U/ }. ~# y {% b# HTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 3 q% g+ G9 `, P1 h- x% M& @
! n( s/ A* \. q0 _9 f6 uToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. ( \0 P; q' B+ c+ _* _6 R# @
( I" X1 ?" G; c/ W- u7 AWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. # Z7 R! P) @' T2 t. D" s- P% a" E
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. + k, T0 A7 q3 F% ?. U
' U3 Y+ U& m$ ]: W# j0 S8 m0 X/ Z0 YOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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. {" {2 e8 h6 fA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. % L( O" I0 u3 @2 o5 u- w
7 u( F& G: c3 w3 E6 J( L3 H2 |, K' v; c( fMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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