Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
4 e: |0 e7 S- f1 nA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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0 g- R" M. n9 i2 o. O$ eQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
# I8 ~' |- Z  u- RA: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
8 N7 C) O2 _6 X6 J( m$ ]0 W8 qA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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4 n, y4 E1 l/ Z8 FQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
# v' t+ t  e1 D6 j' ?A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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. Y, z. D! d& l4 X" k6 B  WQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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0 f6 M9 |* n; Q. m2 R9 bQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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