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发表于 2008-7-9 11:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
7 A, @( p# B6 MA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
  |* C( Z4 ]3 \# Q& d& @* p6 ^     When you are done you will have a place to live.! V1 t4 e: V! D0 x6 D& B( E
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
1 C: t/ G" G; p( [! C' h* |A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?2 L1 B/ c6 @/ @5 t
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?3 t& w1 P: k" V$ G2 y3 I4 S; v
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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3 c! C! l$ F: k' \% ?4 aQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
1 c# M  F4 }1 A$ A, N8 h  x4 l/ hA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?2 A3 B9 c/ E: L. @
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
; [) f$ F" g1 }  @A: Their foreheads.
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; ]5 w. u8 ?" U" m$ FQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
1 c: b# G: U0 }, VA: "I remember these."
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发表于 2008-7-9 11:30 | 显示全部楼层
That's exactly what I am now.
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发表于 2008-7-16 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
interesting stuff. Ding
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发表于 2008-7-16 19:00 | 显示全部楼层
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