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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
8 r n: v M7 P& f5 W! d% ^A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
0 J6 D' Q* n9 \: ~7 _9 L2 P When you are done you will have a place to live.$ W& W. ?' X! y1 Y. ]+ ^
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
) k J* J1 a; ^1 uA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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0 ^! l$ n% \/ T; C8 P% v: SQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
3 A9 G. R4 R' hA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
# l* Q o: S5 {* w, WA: Valets don't forget where they park your car. Z) L* y1 ]% z: L0 x- l
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
1 _0 z' p) k! u# G1 mA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.# b0 y: o! i7 x0 L+ g0 Q4 j
& O: D; `% c8 c9 OQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
: I% |2 a! O' x- V' Q% P# VA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Z1 M: D, M! g5 `% a- B" GQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
3 r" }& A& E" BA: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?3 K% j! f- G0 b- `" d$ v! M
A: "I remember these." |
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