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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
: }6 X& U; k U* N) OA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
3 X. l- v7 g M" O. s! m When you are done you will have a place to live.9 {* y6 G: W8 U- x
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?& L9 g2 b1 k, z) }
A: Tell him you're pregnant.. u; Q; q8 o/ c; z/ W
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
) g' T) \4 g9 W* h% r$ h {+ eA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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' P% Y3 t5 M7 k- xQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
7 m5 G: [% }' W7 HA: Valets don't forget where they park your car., H# l5 f5 ~* n
% S* u G9 v" Y6 D: D# cQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?# k: B7 O- k( W) i
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.' Z0 Y) r* y+ G* R2 @
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
& C8 Y7 J9 @' p# WA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.) h6 o' n: @# K1 L' _8 O8 c3 b! G
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?4 X& P2 a2 D. ^% R0 `+ _- W- }8 C
A: Their foreheads.5 ~2 i- O% k) ?/ R9 _4 V, e
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
5 B4 {6 Y V; H/ cA: "I remember these." |
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