Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
& G: m3 w4 `) u( r& `A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
) t5 T0 m9 y5 ]$ R" h% S) c" s. h     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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) I( O2 W5 N. O5 Q7 G) |& z; f# OQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

7 S% n4 `! B, x: WQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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  S1 b! m  z) D9 i1 S0 KQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
! n. t* f* O& o7 W; f0 B$ [( d; {- EA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

; G8 A; |( a- b# lQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
/ Z0 C% y) W3 kA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
) E2 m% R% J$ nA: Their foreheads.

, i" y+ [0 {: vQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
: o" A+ }, t) M% O3 d8 I: UA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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