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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?# m2 d1 b# P# O3 w9 ^" w7 h
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.; G' x! U o- L" g
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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2 n6 A5 C* E) f: D5 x% j7 v$ JQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
; `+ S3 q4 ?* w" w- p1 b7 oA: Tell him you're pregnant.8 n8 p; g. p) ^' O! \
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?- i9 g: d4 l/ w3 p( b
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses." ^' s k3 }2 I7 m( h! ^; Q5 X
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
5 l2 F$ h) x9 PA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.- R/ i( L; n2 w+ q
- t0 G/ e0 G1 o8 d7 w* sQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?% a) S+ y! ^) u/ d1 E
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
9 O' q" |2 T7 \" x6 `A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.* v& Z j9 T6 O, D/ q
$ J4 N/ L3 ^$ U4 j& K& KQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?& g2 ^& Q3 n8 @ ~! _' c/ G5 m) h
A: Their foreheads.5 l& n2 c/ c7 x. n! k
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
: e* {) F, c0 l" M5 S2 VA: "I remember these." |
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