Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
0 G6 k# X" d& y5 `( Q) TA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
2 p, K! R! P0 U1 k9 E6 i" g) `" TA: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
, z$ j0 g/ p' wA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

1 H# B3 E0 R5 r) rQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
( }  l8 n. u4 d7 R; hA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

* g2 f- E/ o0 G6 ?$ X& ?5 kQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
, y  ]* ?8 i- h$ M1 h$ |A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

$ @+ f$ W4 P" y2 d& ~0 ^% j- u) iQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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