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发表于 2008-7-9 11:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
0 G6 k# X" d& y5 `( Q) TA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.8 s% S+ ?5 S9 _9 [4 k9 w
     When you are done you will have a place to live.5 p4 H) U9 t+ v* N) r) s$ [! Q  ?
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
2 p, K! R! P0 U1 k9 E6 i" g) `" TA: Tell him you're pregnant.$ y" x4 H" I: [& K8 t
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?0 v- c# o' E( Z5 u+ Y" F' k
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.$ ]) J* T2 b4 H. q% u" M
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
, z$ j0 g/ p' wA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.8 M& h9 [& b& o! ]  F

1 H# B3 E0 R5 r) rQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
( }  l8 n. u4 d7 R; hA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.8 W- a' M0 A5 N/ ^0 Z1 R

* g2 f- E/ o0 G6 ?$ X& ?5 kQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
, y  ]* ?8 i- h$ M1 h$ |A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.: R. ?) V# H' K: g% i0 C

$ @+ f$ W4 P" y2 d& ~0 ^% j- u) iQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?4 L- o, Z% H7 G
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?3 g" h: ]( _3 B/ E. r
A: "I remember these."
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发表于 2008-7-9 11:30 | 显示全部楼层
That's exactly what I am now.
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发表于 2008-7-16 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
interesting stuff. Ding
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发表于 2008-7-16 19:00 | 显示全部楼层
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