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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
! J) X+ z% _3 B, A7 E3 @ V Y6 }A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
9 f" d" ?4 {4 S# W# p When you are done you will have a place to live.
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7 T* ?+ E- R" }; F$ Y: hQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?& M6 p0 v8 Q# M! q7 d$ o
A: Tell him you're pregnant.2 J; ] u; C6 x% Z" j7 r
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
' P4 K! h0 p9 `+ i* NA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.7 N4 |/ T! q* E0 u( ?' }
) U1 x9 o1 H0 B, [' K) BQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?5 ?) S3 a# L# S; x8 B) j
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.! @$ M5 f, W, P# `- k6 Y
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
, F' ?; H+ ?# j, H, X0 hA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
4 D4 w1 o( V# bA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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& D, E- ~+ D! n; P& K1 ]: mQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?% F# F+ b6 E. v3 t& M# z. L
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?3 ~7 {; R. a' D5 a7 @
A: "I remember these." |
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