Nine words women use

sweetspot

(1) Fine:   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
" r8 c3 X: w8 }; O* }7 q
" ?7 U: \3 n) z. }" n) O/ M/ M* G(2) Five Minutes:    If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing:    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.   
1 ^: I; a& ]; b2 p: x% N
1 i% n3 j% J+ L" \, c( A: _(4)Go Ahead:   This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!   
: P) G/ L7 F- s" P1 {& C
! w. ^6 n2 n9 ?7 V& n/ K(5) Loud Sigh:   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6 h$ h7 |/ m$ n' i2 W(6) That's Okay:   This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  
1 y  \; ^0 d& K/ l9 E, J* C( g
# p0 O+ d0 I* I9 Q3 W(7) Thanks:   A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
" F2 J, j- x$ i
6 `) \( A' j  T+ D4 q(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!
; R6 h' D1 Y- H4 i8 V
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

没心没肺