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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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1 K6 q# Z/ S# a( h4 m; i& zJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”; }& k& f. L% l, f
: @4 `4 A$ Z. \$ D: Q$ a3 F) pAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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6 M+ l' L3 o5 ^% s4 S”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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