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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 3 ^$ x; ~% y) R1 _( T, ^
- `+ S% Y7 G7 Z* dJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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9 O' J9 j; B" i) {3 G4 L0 ]" AAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”0 ~8 X- H# P) W1 O) w
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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7 M, z' b4 l' V* f$ C7 g+ Q/ ?7 h1 NThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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! J* e) T( v8 ?2 }4 t4 E8 e& t[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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