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Bad Relationship
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% o7 b# ^( G6 @7 J) f" F8 ^1 ETwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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; I5 S' `2 ?1 B9 XJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”" @ ^- v/ V1 {8 l
$ P& r* z# C5 v0 ^' Q2 Y( U% _And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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# \% \& N; v8 \) n0 I* A”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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+ Y5 D, V- r7 V+ H1 u. g& sThe scale says: Sorry, no change today8 g/ F7 {7 e7 W5 U1 d }0 l5 k
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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