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Bad Relationship
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8 p- z7 C+ g7 B6 j& ZTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. & t9 z2 q8 c3 ^+ D: [
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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1 Z8 ?( t2 w$ x; A1 OAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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9 a- N) f5 q2 H" W! |8 F7 f+ U, @”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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