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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
' ?# v6 S& G Z+ uMARIA: Here it is.
1 t# S9 M( A6 ?2 `/ l" ]) r/ M# nTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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( A Q7 C" N9 l# i4 C6 t9 [TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ; b+ c/ ]& c8 H) W# x) L
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.: W: \: `* s. G# T
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'; c6 P* O) s; C r, u1 Y3 N1 y
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'( ?( v/ f4 i1 `8 a h3 D
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
0 m4 p: O# b2 ~; @ v0 v \2 Z+ `GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.5 I1 r' s: j( N, }0 M) X7 p
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( l% \2 G3 g+ L, S3 W; j4 ~; sDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
) O# N4 q5 P" b$ E6 }& JTEACHER: What are you talking about?
. G( b& K. j; r1 t; h& @DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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! Y/ E+ ?/ `) o+ D5 W9 o8 a$ uTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
0 m4 E. [- G5 Z8 m2 GWINNIE: Me!: [/ h- {% a" L u4 Z, b5 Q
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?8 f( m3 O; M/ W
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.& h1 C4 l3 H8 @! x$ Z
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
( U- q' a) w7 w9 t% p3 b1 pMILLIE: I is..
8 H1 L5 z/ q& ]/ h, X+ aTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
* V8 Q# H. G U" OMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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) m4 B. o, g* rTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- g2 s% l c2 m- C0 F2 jLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?0 i5 u( I# X+ R& q
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.1 d9 K7 D- X& A, b) n
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
% A3 Q. W5 r* s# x" t. lCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.3 t, I8 @5 `8 d. h% A( Q
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( H9 V A; N4 G) j0 j8 @, RTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
# Y- A% I/ x& Z5 y# t/ W% v* @HAROLD: A teacher 4 |# |( P. w2 e; j2 m) V: W
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