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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .3 T, v% @% y% Z3 T' U0 {( n
MARIA: Here it is.* G7 m9 N* j$ f4 ~ V+ C( E5 O
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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/ W. X+ {' z6 q! @% g% e8 k1 o" pTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
! U0 i$ C# e! D9 @+ ZJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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* W! X, w* c7 v! S0 YTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'" r1 K; n5 V: g. I) r# f2 d
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 l$ S7 m2 k4 H9 D
TEACHER: No, that's wrong X" H$ Q# Y6 \5 j1 `5 z
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?2 }! Z% b+ o9 z+ [. w
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.0 {$ J0 v6 ^& Y) `0 x9 `
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& J2 t! p/ A7 kTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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# @2 s4 i# Z( [) @TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
5 L0 n# P$ H2 I$ tGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'% Z) G+ @6 t8 ~- g7 n2 {0 n6 v! c
MILLIE: I is..9 w# p: O/ j6 I
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'- X2 G, ?4 ?4 C" Z
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 7 \* L, n3 i& C/ r" [
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? h$ p* Y& g. i z
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* C. x0 o* Q9 S( H" e% v- G' d2 wSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
6 J8 O0 W8 F4 K: ?0 r# NCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog." z9 w5 n- ~7 G& {: i* g
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?! b& a- a ~) r* K+ f& [
HAROLD: A teacher
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