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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .( a( l+ w1 u- `# |. c5 c8 z2 \
MARIA: Here it is.9 }. q* T2 O* Y7 w, u& p
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?( T2 B- e% a; G1 p
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( v* ` `5 g8 LTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
" J) ?, E' q5 d$ f* I- M% j2 FJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. e0 d0 T, K w2 C( R1 u
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' R" q+ X' R$ M, T% r- a# hTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
# B1 J4 t, F, _6 vGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
5 |, N+ E' F( z! T& @TEACHER: No, that's wrong9 ]& z' `, b/ F0 R4 u& N
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.; h6 T5 @9 J1 a9 j
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4 c% B" i& U7 [" U! XTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?
5 n, W" t5 M* M7 @( d9 S' W" ^DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.) T- T) f* ]9 k% c( O/ [+ M
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.; c1 L# J2 S$ ]! A# Z) r, c
WINNIE: Me!
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: U9 m# G& n# X. X$ Z1 e; p6 h9 B( TTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
) H0 V0 n( k$ eGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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: z) k( {( @1 e" a( G+ E( sTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
0 \- o& k0 C, i4 @2 B1 h9 p; R8 GMILLIE: I is..
1 x {; `8 E7 p. {0 m* dTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
' K' c0 V; b4 \" Q, gMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' * k! V2 S8 J6 K3 g9 |3 s R) U
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% w3 `% ~1 A {& }- wTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) Z# P# m0 j: F4 H7 m3 E- M4 n' GLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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& ]& m4 U; C9 Y9 D, OTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?( m3 j/ A, }' E- S* h3 k
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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$ h7 B9 d5 r) E7 BTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?) Z# j; `9 H0 h ^0 i0 t: h
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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, }) o/ A& N/ @+ |6 oTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
6 e! K7 B1 b6 A5 ?# gHAROLD: A teacher ; V+ M3 w: K2 _0 }; W4 v
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