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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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6 z( ]# N% }. z4 P$ WTEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?1 p- u7 N5 }2 F9 ?$ K- U0 [ m
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
) ]2 Q# A% l2 P+ k& B9 P! bJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.: ]: D/ W) Z; L. i
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
5 Q, j6 [2 Q0 ]9 l9 sGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'+ ~: g; k9 g0 G. \- s8 P1 j t
TEACHER: No, that's wrong4 R; ~. W0 q+ V/ P/ s* s, I n8 r
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 }3 [# Z5 U$ U) o3 d% [" cDONALD: H I J K L M N O.2 c) O: J. G: [
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
, b4 d+ ]) G/ Z9 JDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.9 n1 {( I( v* s$ ~
WINNIE: Me!3 Z: i$ G! ^. V. n. I$ v
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
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; V8 n `& D- X XTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'. e$ k& _9 x/ l1 x
MILLIE: I is..
$ m2 j: h: P& D+ ?* STEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
, s. j. F. X$ Q2 zMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
: T1 j/ a) x( n6 p" B( hLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
* `$ c" C' b$ G0 d! G9 f) xSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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) c6 l' J$ }1 \* [$ z! XTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 m0 _1 |* ?- ]* r' E( nCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.; `& i2 d& E+ z- o& O
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?; y. h' O* ^# L
HAROLD: A teacher + K0 M8 g. [( ~, Z1 l
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