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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
( `/ U$ D" p8 P4 UMARIA: Here it is.* U$ z$ i" c# ^8 {2 r
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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5 g7 w. w3 q' _+ E# ]3 nTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
. {3 i! z [" Y" `; o8 TJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Q2 P, X4 c/ J5 l- \TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?') g. |. S+ ?+ f, R, I+ _
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
$ A J5 {8 D* M. u' ^TEACHER: No, that's wrong3 o5 ^# v! c o7 g% d1 M! Q6 m4 R! }
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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- m% ~9 T8 m# X- a, H7 ]4 `$ n2 WTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
# d) i6 E; t$ |DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
- P, t# q: ] @8 a4 ATEACHER: What are you talking about?. c5 P- L6 @: j2 B* Y( B, b! X; b
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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) f/ Y4 q6 n6 ^TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.6 T/ x% F0 _0 ^1 m# j" D$ ?
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
4 E% c$ s3 f' C. C( F! i7 DGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
- j" g# F6 \7 }* C4 E9 z1 yMILLIE: I is..( V6 Z) z3 h) {2 r3 B- e, E6 j! Y
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'. A, h, m6 ^* W! J% S
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- C7 X( T* E; j1 qLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
. X+ b+ v4 w5 s- ^& y( qSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.* W3 F& D& c% l8 d
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- N. B3 t) _$ D7 y8 w5 U2 sTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?' a1 y& L- q* b0 b6 @" [
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
4 _+ v+ U7 h U: O) U7 NHAROLD: A teacher
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