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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .: U5 |7 Q4 X) F: N k
MARIA: Here it is.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: s/ a! e. I1 a. |. }% t; nJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.. d S: J( n/ n2 K
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& m6 |8 I" }1 n6 A7 Z$ E7 ETEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
% y+ D( |, _# l0 ~( }9 a/ \GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'$ L9 H: d! T! |9 |$ ]2 ^
TEACHER: No, that's wrong& G$ t2 h# }# a& E& \! M
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.* Z; k4 h; K' ^& D& p( \% N) K
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?# g$ T/ K& ~$ j! P, u( z5 H6 r
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
7 X9 V! r, J% c6 b) F: aTEACHER: What are you talking about?
. c8 k/ W% Z; q/ B2 A3 mDONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago." s$ C3 X3 ? E
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?: W L5 M9 q7 {
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'2 N E, U4 g. u2 c
MILLIE: I is..9 v! j8 u4 h- n/ F7 g4 n" j3 X
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'8 X. c- _. o0 h0 y7 h4 B2 \, e5 [: r
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
9 a( A+ |0 q! K8 e0 HLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 4 k$ E# {: ?4 h
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
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. X7 u" _3 q4 ?" G* z1 W: i6 ?3 YTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?. f8 d0 H: q0 D" @6 d( m, A$ o
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.. r2 c, i h. D# w; I# K
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5 h, a* s8 |/ S& l; _; V9 ZTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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