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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .- h9 K3 H9 S$ Y& U
MARIA: Here it is.) D8 `: z2 _" F5 h
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?6 h* U* d9 t5 f5 |
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 1 m; |0 k6 p0 U. |
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?': p! \* n( a: Z/ [4 G: y4 U
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 t4 i3 q. f$ `& i* g# Y3 y
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
2 \& L& b, h u2 oGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?7 a3 U/ s; j. _; \
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
@+ |' u) ?/ w3 U: B+ K6 t8 K" {TEACHER: What are you talking about?- Z6 \2 y d4 C+ y, ?% e
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.3 w3 r9 M2 V* J
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?8 e/ i) j) M: a6 R% y( f6 c
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.- e- k$ q1 X4 p2 i
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: P" N" V/ L5 n* Z% c0 uTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.') q, W! N* s6 k/ D! ]9 _
MILLIE: I is..
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0 |7 x+ \$ ~ W% \8 O7 PMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?# u% M0 v! U3 E2 c. p9 Z9 g4 A
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. ( {& U& U8 c. d8 n
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( N4 d) \$ ~4 `' |# C1 ^TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?! b9 P8 b; p. s# p" g+ G( x4 `* \
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.$ T0 |( b) j! g0 ~
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?0 z+ H6 K0 X) J, U2 s$ I
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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' s; V5 o4 f% t! FTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?2 G, w' v" m/ h' |- U _
HAROLD: A teacher 8 R; W3 r" P- l* P. M: H! O+ ?
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