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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
+ f' l% X/ J8 a1 ?MARIA: Here it is.9 |/ K7 _* w) V% j O; o0 |( h
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?8 F6 i# w0 h. W; u
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? # N% C! x0 U- S9 s
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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2 z; f; P1 f$ I8 }6 l, y. a% ZTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'4 H! p0 J* i# d. z3 Y. a' ^/ T1 ~, s
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
* i' n: ~$ L& a, W4 o2 D f# JTEACHER: No, that's wrong
3 N& `: m1 q: K' b7 G* KGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?. {% ?! b% l: l; X0 y
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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# j* b6 A* B2 I; {. ~$ Q6 Q+ ODONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?7 C# u4 ]* t( t. ^$ D% ?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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: X; K z: c+ h6 ETEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
' v7 S& O8 |8 B5 y% FMILLIE: I is..
4 k% ^) l& i8 j8 c0 _8 ~7 I: _; wTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
9 h/ D9 A% P# D0 F" [" L6 KMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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" f- F3 }7 a y- }4 Q0 w6 @6 G% bTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
) Q: e& z- U1 p+ N) u+ s0 ALOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 3 J- v+ g/ u/ D1 Y6 G
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
$ K" H7 T) O- X( m; h, CSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?* W$ |% R: |0 o7 U5 t3 y* @
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.' @0 U1 b; V6 [- n0 O$ w$ A
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s5 X5 o5 g6 N# { h# }* r& qTEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 h! h: t) H0 ]7 I# B) `( e0 LHAROLD: A teacher 6 _- E! }9 f! D; y; p& B u9 `
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