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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
1 U* x3 Y C% ^" cMARIA: Here it is.; B. Q* ^, f; I4 Q' w. h" i
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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! r& ~9 w8 s% ?- DTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* u1 g0 S z4 W1 c+ ]2 HJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& h, Z) ]: C9 w4 R6 {TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'2 e" {9 i0 U& T0 j; Z
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
2 M/ d$ v) @4 X' Y' ]6 iTEACHER: No, that's wrong
3 s; ?, K1 R" y% QGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?6 i: ]/ p# {8 h9 O+ ^; a4 T: L
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
! x' l3 O+ r ~+ T* jTEACHER: What are you talking about?) w5 U0 \. w4 x
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.2 Q2 p/ W0 v+ } W! a" N" j
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.* y2 T$ e6 f9 k) ^
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?! [3 w2 W9 A$ k3 O1 t* L
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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( _3 ?9 L/ ]& o% j0 P) b! cTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
, |7 m( c4 q" H' J$ M) T8 QMILLIE: I is../ B7 {; n) F; P: U
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
. \$ Y" K$ P7 o% S: N, B! OMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' c5 j0 M+ I! u! y
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
2 l: @- y% f4 W& r( a* {' eLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 Q. W! I8 ]" ^4 }5 R5 m, tSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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6 p2 H( j" [& t2 o- X" uTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?& W% {2 ^- J' V5 p. g/ T
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.9 i% g. |9 {) a. B8 i
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?' ~$ F& c2 R3 n7 V0 d7 l2 O
HAROLD: A teacher ; T( {0 _, n2 |0 P% r; z
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