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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.8 _1 q( @3 L0 f: I* K+ M0 |. R
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ...", o6 L8 j+ r( _8 A s+ p
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."+ ? {. C6 A& P* X9 r
The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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