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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.
. ~& Q& Y% l. z6 W" a- S7 H& s. m"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."$ Y- L/ n. g( C9 V& n* D5 C
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
# `1 N6 S( I# B- s# ]5 c2 AThe man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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