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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.. y5 X, P, a* C; n
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'0 \. v! ~! d! S2 H$ t
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The Cowboy says:
- N& M, |. T g" r9 M4 B4 ^( {+ A _; m'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.2 h. K2 S( f) f4 {/ `
p0 g. N* M; b, V. L! ?7 MWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.- c; X, U+ l6 k' c7 ~
7 h/ V: J: E' e4 e" ~4 x* iThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
3 q' _" s t; u9 U& K, Z- H* r' _Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.2 e3 m9 U- M7 }7 A
c) B! R O' O2 ?4 v7 ~0 CThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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* G3 \7 S& v- c2 U' ^, r0 E8 @+ lSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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