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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
@7 \- c5 ?; T1 sAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'( X% a. R# j+ {0 _+ w
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The Cowboy says:
; H$ x1 U2 M" c& F& k'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.7 L1 Y- E0 H( L8 y
0 E- X2 H1 L6 [% k" T3 d6 [7 lWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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9 j( |- A& m- d; E+ L" MThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
; U% d+ G- s: |, ~Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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) f( H5 v9 |6 t8 S7 D% F( mThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'3 f3 _# [/ g% F1 ?9 b* Q
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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