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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
0 G0 t" i. H: E" V' ?4 Z* iAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'* J# ?! B0 R/ X2 ?- x. [+ d
4 X& b1 Y: n! P1 v4 lThe Cowboy says:
# ]7 L& d) k; m% L'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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5 F6 F. e& j! SWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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1 w9 E) @, T& g9 m: hThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.2 @8 p$ u7 _; A& {4 _- x
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.3 @! U' `1 L+ y' T
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.' \. n& f2 j' U& s+ Q/ P; w
, P2 v6 Q" V6 k! GSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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