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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.4 z% e# N9 [. B7 W) E# K0 w; W
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?') ~# [4 y# ?5 h9 ]; R, X
* Y( C5 q& n3 C- n9 |+ VThe Cowboy says: - M w& A2 B! ^5 B+ R6 z
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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3 `2 H5 L8 O9 {, r4 KWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
. q: b# I1 n7 Z# q2 { v" i& B5 PThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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, T( b1 ~0 S( N' _- E( U, PThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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! B/ z! L, Z1 v X) F+ HSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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