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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.& A) _/ b1 [5 E1 _6 B( o
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'8 D) m8 t2 [2 Q* y! T
8 U! u+ K" O4 uThe Cowboy says: ; d# Y9 {& y: [
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did." V p, \* ^# t4 D2 `0 A
* O. ?. Y7 \5 y/ b6 u# @8 xWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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2 R5 |; h9 x! \/ ]+ xThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
- b% G* D! }, u. e9 S" K) |Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.- f* _ j" k4 q5 p9 j
1 H5 S4 E0 g8 F5 _( P& LThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.') P a; f# }3 ], j6 ?1 B
1 [& v0 r O6 MSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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