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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.$ r4 X. Q/ c; L8 O
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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2 g* x0 f0 G o/ i% q, r/ OThe Cowboy says:
7 |- h! M8 Z7 i- o'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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$ T ]/ k; B) d3 a( T2 bWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.0 w4 W9 Y) c* F I2 T d2 m
_$ ^% f- c, n: _Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.. @; t- I, w! k" l, z* V
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'# a0 \2 i7 x3 h
9 L# c9 y! j4 C: dSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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