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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.: `1 B5 I4 p2 N& Z! d
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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2 Y& b; j0 k7 SThe Cowboy says: - a+ o( y, T- }# G8 e
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did., p" s7 }& j- l
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.+ B) H+ t- W4 r+ T8 u. {, ]8 U
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
/ d5 I2 w. n5 j' U3 vThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.3 J: ?. I, m6 \& B8 `' i: n
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'5 M5 |2 G- W3 }: ]
% f1 M! }8 ^3 R; A; d2 QSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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