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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' ~1 y- I/ Q7 j4 Y8 K: w) F
* ` M2 O2 A6 J5 G* y'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ', o% N( A0 M- T
7 r E, |8 l% Q$ |9 Rbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. # n0 j# s, a; ^$ a0 K/ G
: F; v i! [/ j& j7 g9 {I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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