An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra & K# H6 v/ _; ?4 `+ e * E4 s- A3 F% w8 C'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' 4 ?% ?/ p( e3 L) S& U + m* U6 E" i: X9 ?9 g" \'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' {' i; {. u7 Q$ Z
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '2 `; S6 b7 |* Y; I2 {8 M9 @
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 1 y, u; ~! W$ I' P2 [. y
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'