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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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# s" L9 I/ e4 P! |! N( |* N* \'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '
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9 ^5 V* {7 u) J& E% X3 fbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ', r" g! \0 f( ?. C
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. / K+ x! f) D, \, z; t
( e! w6 I8 |6 K' k" HI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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