An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra / A* O! q- K' c( U9 n: ?; i- ^3 Z
/ ^% o, }+ Z1 L/ T- h'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'6 m ]4 o8 G- h+ C) k# ?
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '! j1 R4 u$ U: V2 a# y1 \
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' ) P+ a7 u; J7 a 3 E' Q0 R; U2 i- a/ p
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 5 E3 X! o2 f. v
9 E; C- g; c3 A3 M/ d3 s3 HI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'