An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 3 Q* z* g0 [) C1 y" Q
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'% D3 v3 R! t5 u3 w, e5 e, d) v
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' : r1 P5 U# G; }8 m7 _ P7 o4 C8 B6 \0 y/ I2 A' m0 U
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ') W% V7 L) Z* S- |9 h( R7 M
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 1 I0 X- A; W. f$ d. c - Y* e8 k! K7 C2 `$ d, H; kI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'