An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra % K6 V% O+ O `7 h" A$ ?* z
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'4 u( E" f" P: J6 p
1 r! }" |6 Z! z1 x'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ': ? [% T3 _/ ~; S* @% b0 Q
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '8 H) I" y( ]* q- c; J8 |
0 E, w5 O; I: g4 s: A'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 6 q* } e+ c# L/ P6 q% n6 C( Y. T" v
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'