An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra & {( ?* h ^) d2 ]' `; s9 a$ s+ f
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' % W$ u; g# ~% O4 R ' G% s4 {+ I) a2 O/ K$ \'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '. `! s4 Y2 z& ^( C' }" L
2 E2 b# t" G3 z+ b2 d Z Tbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '( a) j& n2 }4 r
& r5 B2 G0 M# f1 B* W* ^4 X'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 7 q% ?0 R& O- m" r3 W+ O1 U9 A, d
# A7 v6 K! K5 ]! fI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'