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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.% g6 c6 k* Q8 Z; G" f/ K, {. ^7 Q
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This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.
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! b" U) [1 ?4 k6 [( J( R$ U2 dThe case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.# @7 Q( g; j, S+ Z
: U; }" Y9 ^ qThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:/ K; [. [# T+ J9 g: J2 K4 i
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When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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6 U3 \% V/ ~+ YThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.+ m! B6 ?5 k! G' }& a- `8 _
8 l5 ~& v, l) v; Q% O$ u- \' @* q1 tThen she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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