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A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
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2 u6 D" F9 Q$ a6 V9 G. U5 y8 O$ cThis time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.3 |. Y4 f% Y9 e4 W) H" u' O
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The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
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! m, [6 E( P& \* `+ EThe man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:% x2 ^! A8 }2 r1 g
1 v7 r$ P6 {6 X5 b- vWhen the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign that said , "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
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4 h; r" {5 j5 `( I' ^. ~: R6 vThen she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
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Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.% X. Q/ o' C, H3 w; G
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BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just lost it."
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6 e, ?1 @7 X5 P+ b$ y9 H% h" \9 Q“Case Dismissed” |
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发表于 2008-5-22 10:27
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