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听力问题 - Hearing Problem

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发表于 2008-5-22 10:08 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought/ R4 [3 I$ J. n# m0 B
she might need a hearing aid.  Not quite sure how to approach her, he called
( l* Y6 B! ~/ Ethe family doctor to discuss the problem., f9 {2 r% f" j) X. R

6 \8 _4 S8 U( [The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could% Y' P( M) [+ R2 }* Q
perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.
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Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,
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go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."+ |# t" t' {% |9 s. {2 Z3 Y9 M3 F
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the
* [- Y- @# _# F( A4 gden. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."( o2 O& B3 V5 z& X5 u: x9 f
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"6 A: B6 a' W/ e* v

5 K0 B7 M$ _7 U& r9 Y' m$ zNo response." b: O) E/ b1 p9 R
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So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and
/ y2 R# p+ P+ f; Krepeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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9 `1 [. P1 c2 Y2 P1 U/ p" CStill no response.* S! I$ _/ y$ A' d  a7 E1 X/ p7 _3 o
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Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife' _! r$ h# ?0 C* f
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"2 R2 [& }1 {% j. x9 l

6 R) t0 k4 P+ T2 m& i9 {- QAgain he gets no response.7 G+ o, t8 F' @

3 t0 W1 u& \. S/ V" }7 l; B, Q3 j' ISo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.  "Honey, what's
5 Z7 e, \2 x+ l+ M9 _! ]for dinner?" Again there is no response.9 B, Y# _1 ^- f! U2 v
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?") h3 a1 V; a# m& T. v2 i
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' j+ J! R" P# T. s8 `"Ralph , for the FIFTH  time..... CHICKEN!"
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