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A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought
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the family doctor to discuss the problem.. I( S; L" G& x2 ?, A5 w" j4 k
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The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
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0 r* K6 e: C: @& C1 ~6 |Here's what you do," said the doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her,6 D- V$ o3 R" ^8 Y0 b( j
and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not,- c$ b. g+ ?) k. D. S0 Z8 D
go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.". v& l3 c5 t$ q w0 A4 i( m
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That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the. O, |7 b, I& s' n2 ]2 G5 E
den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.". \& j2 |2 q! P. v" c
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"+ {' z* |7 }+ Q! x) }: o6 Z
3 A; `& N& Q1 h4 t- [" QNo response.( O8 U( S8 O" V
$ B4 ^; f! {6 U3 |( `9 B5 x, ~ SSo the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and3 U9 {6 \$ {* V, E
repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?") K1 J% J o; [* u l0 o* v9 L
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Still no response.
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1 H2 U, T& v* e. rNext he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife% U+ ]' {: I4 ~" K
and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"* q: H4 u* ~6 ~6 N
* A! |: g; J. l8 ^% @! W$ Q3 a& fAgain he gets no response.
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9 \4 P- R: |2 Q, I& c" nSo, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
$ U8 W, W Z6 h/ h% Z2 u! Gfor dinner?" Again there is no response.
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So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"
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(I just love this): W! a- h! Y( O' v" r! C, J* n
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6 {& V+ e2 x" ~4 V: c/ R"Ralph , for the FIFTH time..... CHICKEN!" |
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