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& k3 w+ W7 g, n- W q9 }A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives.
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* B# e# n/ f/ v# EThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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' E) m% Z( B) cThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." # `/ U x8 W# E3 h& o, } c
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 8 G& R& a8 ~0 I5 V9 X$ ~4 X
- N9 Q5 |% G5 L- {$ yAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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7 b9 m5 e g2 G( `; I: OThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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