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^. e! p! |: P" g3 e2 b( lA mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. 5 L g* ?3 ?# x: R% Z- U
+ B8 v" W" x; `The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe." " t8 l% _5 x/ b* M( H- c
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. 1 H4 y, `; \# e& A) N$ C( W4 t
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Then the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges."
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, l* w9 t( B, Y1 PSo the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy. 8 L0 N( \1 `0 P/ f. A8 C7 Z5 L
" \( y: E$ |- i. Q7 [( z6 CAfter the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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5 b* Y% z2 K" p! r$ bThe Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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