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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. $ R6 E% x# F0 t
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The first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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The Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy.
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! V6 S+ G- t2 s6 A/ GThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." . [; n# V' X. i* a7 U
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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3 a( h4 N& V/ I" v( g {After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways." - z7 t1 }! }9 f! o$ H: }
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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发表于 2008-5-21 16:12
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