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A mother had three daughters, and on their wedding day, she would ask each of them to write home and tell her about their sex lives. , u. g* t6 O( f+ `# y* G4 U
2 |) @3 K0 x1 j7 Z3 q) U- GThe first wrote back on the second day after she got married. The letter arrived with only a single message, "Nescafe."
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& X, Z" Y1 a6 c4 p3 s. mThe Mother was confused at first, but finally noticed a Nescafe coffee ad on a newspaper, and it said; "SATISFACTION, TO THE LAST DROP..." So, the Mother was happy. & @9 ?6 E8 x6 ~: {* @8 e7 g U
2 {, D/ R7 E7 E) UThen the second daughter got married and after a week she sent home a letter. There was only one message, it read; "Benson & Hedges." . C5 ^6 H+ E) Z& l' P! R; u
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So the Mother looked for a Benson & Hedges' ad, and it says; "EXTRA LONG, KING SIZE." The Mother was happy.
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After the third daughter got married, the Mother was anxious to receive a message from her baby. It took 4 weeks for a message to arrive. When it did the message simply said "British Airways."
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The Mother was concerned. She frantically looked through all the newspapers at home for a British Airways ad. She finally found one and fainted. The ad read: "THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS" |
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