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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- + I4 J1 Q G( L2 R. E" u
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ACURA:
) Y3 F9 P( g6 P% r+ ^Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
, i3 G8 P) a/ Z$ c* h( yAsia's Curse Upon Rural America 0 Z) {- C" h. N, ^$ z
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AMC:
4 t) U8 s0 ^; B* \* e# `' eAll Makes Combined . u3 W5 @8 h4 V' J
A Major Cost + z; S3 o( y+ U4 ]* m
A Mutated Car
/ ]. r' w' k% v' }% F! k% q& iA Morons Car 2 \4 N/ b) n$ o9 |( K% ?
Another Major Catastrophe & m7 P% U* E! f
A Man's Car
6 c! s1 y* J: Y" z; c7 [A Miss Conception * d" _4 k- I2 c( O- A# H% I7 I* \ I7 E1 X
All Muscle Car
* o: t; N8 C) @, W5 G' e9 }% iAll Most Car
6 I2 n5 k4 O# Q8 ]# L& ]0 bAnnoying Mechanics Constantly : N3 B6 u$ x0 d( U# y
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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6 [9 v7 d% I9 S/ R0 tAUDI: . k! a/ n% c# @1 c4 q( T
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
$ ?+ f4 c6 ]& L& v& rAccelerates Under Demonic Influence
. h" g+ W- p3 d6 j0 vAutomobile Under Demonic Influence ! _. E. R, l8 [- o" @
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention ! ^3 E3 v' P6 M ]0 s5 k M/ v
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence , u% H. g6 w: @
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
E3 I( Y' w8 b. GAll Unnecessary Devices Installed 5 p/ I7 X' S5 ^0 ~6 j/ d7 d
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& L. Q/ a5 Q f$ dBMW:
; m! ?) F( F3 [: g( @1 L& l) TBig Money Works
1 P3 k7 n7 D9 c; i/ u2 oBought My Wife
" C( q! g+ \7 Z5 d5 }# a+ iBrutal Money Waster , g, A3 q3 s: n) J0 E, M5 Z
Break My Window
$ v' l7 R! v) r! x D$ I4 ]Break My Windshield
9 [' p. c' z3 ^0 l2 G, KBabbling Mechanical Wench
' P' i& t' h8 Z6 E/ n5 qBeastly Monstrous Wonder % x. I7 k5 q: d1 ?! |* K& I
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
: M$ _. a" c( n7 d4 s1 ABeautiful Mechanical Wonder " `' `4 X# \( w5 V J' K
Barely Moving Wreck 6 T& ]3 @) h6 M
Big Money Waste
+ D# j1 x; t* }& ]& @' GBig Money. Why?
% r3 q9 i, X0 \) D& \( S% l, `1 Z- rBig Money Works ; A: l0 ] I$ ?: N" m6 A' S2 F
Born Moderately Wealthy
4 s/ P* b: d3 v8 h1 C: W n' aBreaks Most Wrenches
T) P# u2 W6 U! r& Y3 {' H6 E$ MBring Many Wrenches
& p; D. s) q# [3 a4 H' A/ yBrings Me Women
! `; S( Z9 _4 b6 F% a9 eBrings More Women
( ]/ S$ _" Y) jBroken Money Waster ! N0 n6 o! s. y) w
Broke My Wallet 6 L1 G+ m# B7 c$ N+ C
Broken Monstrous Wonder * P1 x# u/ Y" j0 u
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch . H$ D7 u; `0 \: P: z" f
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
5 t! n/ A! |5 v4 U% @Bavarian Manure Wagon
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Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer # Z3 w3 g) ]7 [0 N7 R7 t
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King 5 q& d3 b* U. a' v# S
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Camaro:
; g) U) W3 K7 n1 r, K3 P0 } Z5 VCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? " O, U- W. D* P5 F3 n* c
Can't America Make A Real One?
* g U/ S- @/ S# G% p) b# ~5 uChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often ' l( B% h$ T1 L# D1 H) X" Z% ^
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often 4 s! c9 G# H' b$ n& w
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Y8 z% f" j1 [( j$ K. z# |CHEVROLET:
- a' F" S R) ~% ^* P3 L2 f9 _Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
! t- ]5 {% K# V FCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time , O9 T3 B- G; a9 ^8 _! i
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
2 C/ n6 \4 b k1 _- k5 PConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
" g( ?4 Q) b: T7 cCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology ' |$ O L4 ?2 `& E: B* X2 Q: V7 k
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DODGE: 7 W0 X, J i2 B/ U J2 Y4 f J
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere . D& a' l# n$ B% q/ Y$ K
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
7 Y' ]6 ^. [- t' P8 K0 J$ _Dead Old Dog Going East 2 e# k% `: V% T; P, h
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 7 t4 m) t+ }6 [( E6 D5 e" [
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
( E3 o; |* X" {3 ?Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired * W1 O! e& o! O% v p* R8 A
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
& q, S4 H& F' w$ H. TDear Old Dads Garage Experiment ; B6 y- U, i8 F3 a
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 3 ^6 l8 z' L3 d% k
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EDSEL: ; x) b% g& o* W" {/ h
Every Day Something Else Leaks
8 u2 D8 ~5 Q# a, K3 kEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs
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& k6 X4 H' o0 `4 |* U: X0 kFIAT:
- S; s+ V9 D# v. G3 m+ Q% BFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
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Fix It All the Time
" ]$ @- R, O8 f0 g( vFound In A Toilet 7 H/ P3 ^, T# F7 A6 V( F
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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FORD:
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Fix Or Repair Daily H1 z8 A9 _' _0 x$ u
Found On Road Dead " l3 X1 z+ M, f& U9 C
Fast Only Rolling Downhill 7 }4 v9 Y( Y# ^! x# V- c. Y+ X5 l+ T
First On Race Day : Z% n1 T+ Z b$ r( l" Q. Y
First On Recall Day F1 F `7 s: A A# w* O* n
Fabricated Of Refried Dung ; o* C* J1 a+ i( U9 L
Fails On Rainy Days % o9 n# |+ }; Y9 G& j& ?! t$ E
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 3 H" C6 |5 }" _8 T
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver : o9 R* [) x- J' [
Fault Of R&D
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* q5 ^( l3 P8 E. b W9 zFireball On Rear Denting
& l: w; i( |' c7 RFirst On Road to Dump
1 A7 R! F$ R1 A7 a) `First On Rust and Deterioration
6 r' D$ o# l- l# c3 VFix Or Recycle Dilemma W. [+ M6 T% Y8 ?$ `: F
Flipping Over Results in Death
$ i- P* p& j4 g$ A9 }! hFlipped Over Roadside Disaster 2 b9 n$ c$ U" W5 a: L) y; N
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled + |$ j9 R% ~: u( [; w- O! O2 s
Foot On Road Decelerates
4 F5 v) }/ y& z% a6 eForced On Reluctant Drivers 3 e( P5 s9 P) u) U0 r: O
Formed Of Rejected DNA
. D; K8 d5 ^6 s, Q6 i* SForwarded Once; Return Denied
9 ?0 Y& g) e& e5 R0 C0 A Y8 l2 vForward Only; Reverse Defective 6 b7 e8 P$ I4 o. _
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin , U; w& P; k) {2 S- \, G
Fork Over Repair Dough
& ]. ], f5 L1 c, w/ Y2 MFouled Out Re-done Dodge # `) H* n3 f8 m& z6 J/ B5 U
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ) X% b# _/ _8 A' E, i6 k
Free Or Reduced Drastically 7 r$ s& j; Q% r- e( A
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 3 z* I- A0 f$ }. l R. N6 p7 r; ]+ ~; L
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable ' F" w+ V# M; Z9 l8 g6 `4 I
Funny Old Rattling Dump
/ Y4 L6 p, p& E' Z1 { wForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) , C. d; \7 Z6 \5 ~/ p) @( w
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
. G4 _! f% f; XFound Out-Right Dangerous
6 i+ C5 f! R( x# ~! u4 k9 FFuture Of Racings Delight
' t2 L" F8 u% A& L+ V/ p: |. W(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
O' d9 T8 k X, [" {0 b1 X9 l(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords ' {; \& F$ C8 v
LTD:
6 _: i5 i t. X% [Lacks Total Dependability
3 ~: k1 d( J7 w) q0 S4 j7 ]2 QLots To Do
& e* g( H) {( aLooses Transmissions Daily
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0 e, D( c$ f7 J/ d0 ^GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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; x* l" O8 g! r4 D' G: rGeneral Maintenance
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0 j! v6 {; y, j5 A/ BGarbage Motors
3 ~! V- G5 t3 O2 t" \7 Z* S9 f! E0 MGenerally Miserable ' N. @: }; f8 _- V4 r+ n' u9 u
Grossly Misconceived
! Y! s6 Y2 y, i+ _" P! B" oGluteus Maximus
* T. v! z& R. Q, |: g* m" xGood Money
4 X; f0 J8 O/ q- C0 _( z) u- kGoofy's Manufacturing
% [ s: } W( qGone Mental 1 L' w4 o9 m- L+ ?, X! s
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: w( [% a$ F8 W6 PGrief & Misery Combined 8 O; S3 j5 }+ o6 M& ^" N5 U2 Y
Garage Man's Companion
& l7 L' N* S4 ^8 G+ E5 F3 MGotta Mechanic Coming?
0 l8 {2 Y9 @! s: m( E8 ?+ r" O- R0 wGenerally Mediocre Cars
6 X- k8 r/ Q$ h9 K7 Z, C- `- ^7 |1 EGet More Chicks
( ]# ?+ o+ n) k4 R! lGets Mechanics Crazy
1 {0 E; N' a8 ^Gods Mechanical Curse
" o: T O# c: m, ^Got More Crap $ t" N% C( ?2 q! @
Great Mountain Climber " N8 n; M% j. ?+ d( o' i
Great Motor Car
3 B7 x( o+ B" b y8 w' A; fGod Made Chevy
) d1 _! T% H; f+ LGood Moron Car
3 T/ i) t7 O( }7 T2 _Got Mine Cheap 5 m% t/ g7 N9 \
Get My Checkbook 6 ? E$ q. M: ~% f4 V
Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
, s g; H8 o3 H9 V5 MGas, Tires, Oil
( v. u4 _2 J8 m% u2 M* zGet Tools Out / Z7 [: a+ F' i' C2 {
Get To Onramp 3 B& M- X8 m, S) T0 m
Good To Own % B/ A6 Y, d% S7 ], ~) H0 S& g+ `; @
Get The Others ' G2 K* ?% F x* G6 z% B# _
Generally Trashed Out
- J; [# y) a, T. B9 X8 gGood Time Out
) M1 A1 g, i" MGone To Overdrive 5 i% b0 b v% T7 F" v
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x2 ? J# L: h% ?Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything + Q8 H. L* U* `6 D
Had One Never Did Again 1 f$ H" j ^; \4 O. E- n/ w
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Q$ w6 u x, ]5 {* ^1 o' @+ z, N, G6 i
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 5 r# n+ X( S9 E# {6 h
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 3 |* _4 S$ @0 f5 p# P
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
, b/ g" M5 h( C$ J c7 VHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
$ p( }5 F5 w4 [+ e/ S, ePRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes ) Y. @( q% h. x6 n. y+ z9 d O
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6 F' U0 L" h4 q2 MHYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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5 H" M; ^) p: m- \5 JJEEP: 9 x9 M7 R* Q( `7 @5 P
Just Eats Every Part
6 C4 S9 Z& G; @; K9 |: WJust Empty Every Pocket
: S9 J: X4 f4 A: z6 K8 B: oJunk Engineering Executed Poorly $ `7 K: }( b% |! t" w
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes ) [* z {& I2 d8 {! T% h
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts # T2 G! m/ s. V& c/ k' q
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Kick It Around + @8 ]1 {" l* U) j
Kick It Again
+ r9 n3 @5 P9 M2 }2 {Killed In Action
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7 \* B) A5 V) `LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 8 {/ `3 Z) p7 o/ ]: X3 z
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
" a9 D. q0 Y- K' J4 fMoney Guzzler
' g! V) A% g) D" Z" T' aMostly Garaged + h& L4 {8 r$ R2 ^7 z
Major Goof
: H6 |1 v' u& Y" n* K, Z5 QMGB: Might Go Backwards
9 F- g6 _" p3 w6 v5 T7 `MGB: Might Go, But . . .
* Q2 [) Y( G/ p6 GMGB: Motor Going Bad + x# X1 }# F* j
MGF: Might Go Forward
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3 Y6 W4 B$ p4 l* }, O# y) {6 S' RMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR
3 P6 R) d8 C5 o- t/ R) M& u7 cMany Odd Parts Arranged Randomly 0 W, P, B% j* V E
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously : }0 n# u" r! T( I4 ]6 A
Most Often Passed At Races ; `! P! G* M/ D7 Q* F
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
1 k$ b* l, y+ t& [$ I0 {; J! LMove Over People Are Racing
+ F0 O W& d- a3 VMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
8 `+ Z& N& p5 n8 h7 T: dMy Old Pig Ain't Running 7 q: V, p% M( |; S+ p( e/ n. g
My Only Problems Are Repairs
% {. C: W1 M1 V. [# VMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement 3 f# V9 x- d. I( |
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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3 r# U7 ]1 ~: s( ~ ZMUSTANG: " S( B( r |8 d7 o/ U
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
* p+ \9 D p2 M" Y; T' Z6 i# ^" nMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
* S7 F1 ?; c o7 \" |Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go # e9 O1 Q4 X6 ^5 F( n- L1 C% U
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO : s* X4 [0 Q5 v
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OLDSMOBILE:
8 n d6 h" K, T' N, h$ d" T/ f! iOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
; D( r4 j) Q1 b9 g X7 uOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 2 G0 z! R6 A/ j4 L j# n
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8 j+ L9 {4 i) _! MPut In Nickel To Operate
& t" h8 \* y/ Q4 K: a% ]Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook 0 o9 _9 {$ e6 ^* a. T9 e
Put In New Transmission Often
4 P) ?6 F0 ?5 W( y9 w9 X/ HPushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: ) B% o/ |0 m6 w4 |# W- q$ _
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
" Y4 B, Z. w1 H+ M8 y8 L! r7 O% C# \% EPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE: ) {: t( G$ z6 K8 d
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything , y6 u8 s" s; s( s1 t" u+ W i7 q
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB: 4 m- r/ F) w1 y2 s( d
Send Another Automobile Back * `! u4 x8 h4 {/ d$ @5 N
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 1 [. k- W& |$ M/ v$ u" x- v( ]: e
Sad Attempt At Beauty - V8 n8 c1 h: J3 x5 n
Sorry Auto, Always Broken . v% p5 b" B& V5 y: P5 c
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 5 ~& n* g, s3 |6 c
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TOYOTA:
# v% O! R- O+ F9 o& O; F6 z& C2 AToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
/ g) C+ t7 A v, ]) dTorturous On Your Old Tired Ass
$ u/ d3 R X2 tThe One You Ought To Avoid - [8 `* a k0 X6 }
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TRIUMPH:
- {$ f) d \9 N' i- a* h4 }This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 1 g$ [ a- B2 o" Q) \) y; F1 |
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ) x d; R: y3 _/ t+ P, ] O
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TR: Tools Required 7 d& K! x2 a z) a3 x$ A! d
( J* O% R3 A4 uVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW: ) S2 f# N% M5 d1 r3 k f. P
Vintage Wreck + ?9 q N* r0 |5 H
Virtually Worthless |
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