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ACURA: / M6 ^0 e/ l; K2 n
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 7 p4 z& ?; F/ l
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 4 E, E; o1 w: N' x, H1 {
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3 o) Y: M; i' _& SAMC: $ b: }+ B5 C: L/ _# F" O: a
All Makes Combined
( H' ?2 f# N! ^4 y6 UA Major Cost : k2 w3 X. e2 M8 ~& A2 m
A Mutated Car
, G# F% a+ W' `0 G% ] k" r- I: S' QA Morons Car " [, j5 ~' C: e- w
Another Major Catastrophe
$ V0 y% P- A6 m4 R+ BA Man's Car
6 ^ a) j- x, E& H- V4 mA Miss Conception % w; U1 q% F% a! N- U
All Muscle Car 5 W3 m+ P! W8 L1 P* `: Z' U
All Most Car ! e% X9 p: i' z y0 F
Annoying Mechanics Constantly 2 E* t# v( r- [! A4 u4 w/ u
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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AUDI:
6 n! _8 E& m/ f& P3 s' C+ w/ PAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
; l- H* h. S. H2 I4 W& FAccelerates Under Demonic Influence : t! I" {5 S& ?
Automobile Under Demonic Influence + h2 e7 h* T' n3 Y6 z# F& j
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention & M3 h( e B7 V C X
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
4 u$ J6 n0 x3 s# ^0 PAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. ! o2 J/ [/ E. [, b: }4 a
All Unnecessary Devices Installed 0 T" p) h3 p, ?* F, F, x/ `; _
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BMW: " l6 i) b$ L/ M$ u5 m4 P4 S0 d
Big Money Works ; j; m) x8 Z/ ~7 z2 G
Bought My Wife 2 Z( N/ R5 ^ B5 e) d2 p: Q* W( Z8 m# @
Brutal Money Waster * l: b0 f8 r j/ H' {7 A: y% a! A( o
Break My Window 3 `5 p. u: O- c0 _% m: }
Break My Windshield 5 j/ ]$ _9 S% H$ [+ x' J
Babbling Mechanical Wench
+ f7 C" g0 V9 f% I2 t) \Beastly Monstrous Wonder
/ @/ ^7 M& C. G8 O0 _" GBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
6 Z" Y; t/ _& k4 {) w, T7 ZBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
& t2 ~: L2 T6 ~8 `5 mBarely Moving Wreck
- g! R) ~7 D* K, H9 O6 mBig Money Waste 2 n) ~( S) F' t Z& S) q3 P% X4 l; {, B
Big Money. Why? ! {% I& g" x; u: c; Y |$ ]& }
Big Money Works * u( O" A8 O, Y) u
Born Moderately Wealthy # _6 G8 m# U% l) |9 c
Breaks Most Wrenches
% k! P( }, p8 ?) K( K' h9 k, J0 w4 E" zBring Many Wrenches : |9 p9 e8 G& l8 `* |% ^
Brings Me Women
( ]# _# W0 e: M, F, mBrings More Women P) O% R+ L' t: ~8 {
Broken Money Waster
2 {/ g1 v1 L8 T7 O: k& z* MBroke My Wallet . | G5 o5 a. d m9 Q. C# {
Broken Monstrous Wonder % r; h0 L# J; k6 E3 o
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
4 ?; h M5 f( W2 J- OBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
3 A# E: c& Z9 }/ n* wBavarian Manure Wagon 9 U8 V) w! s% o* H2 `: m
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BUICK: 4 i" j3 A7 k: G6 P2 Y0 d4 H6 O
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
7 t6 e" [; _/ E! U( _Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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2 ^- Y) d! R+ p) K% o/ \2 ^& OCamaro:
4 f& G" n. E* F- q" I$ UCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
7 b f* I0 {2 y+ B _# V% l6 {0 jCan't America Make A Real One?
+ ~5 W) B1 B& S4 v( _ ?/ e1 e; x3 QChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
: Z8 x: ]) S: i! _+ v) a, xCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often % r& A" B/ ?5 d' I- j
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" q+ k- Z6 \; x1 yCHEVROLET: 5 b1 A- R5 D g6 ~
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips " Z& [6 K6 s+ m1 L
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ) X8 q7 d/ @# w
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
2 U0 z, X5 R! A: TConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
2 H! |% k6 u6 `9 P8 E0 JCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology * ]/ O: k* ?- M# b5 c( m* u
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DODGE: * f1 K& b" v, x; u3 C1 v
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
& R8 [7 c7 e- kDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater 2 O6 Z8 R- b2 Q* s
Dead Old Dog Going East
% [4 O( x9 C0 I1 ^/ ODead On Day Guarantee Expires
" d2 {6 l# h& V8 ODead On Delivery, Go Easy
O' O' b7 G" {9 UDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired / P q8 S1 S. u( i2 }5 m, L- t, J
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
; A0 i2 B' b: I8 Y2 k' Q$ PDear Old Dads Garage Experiment
6 L/ E/ w* @' [- P* B# w. iDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive / S% Z! J2 @ d2 x- ~& W
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( e2 j/ ~4 l+ [) kEvery Day Something Else Leaks * o9 @' E; H5 c/ ^
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs 6 W; J+ |, L' V6 [5 A* _
" x+ o+ U1 P( |) v2 @FIAT: 1 r2 t4 N8 }# @$ t7 o
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology # R$ Q! W- D2 o5 b! c- t
Fix It Again, Tony
" ~ _( N9 Z) t$ j0 E) ~6 VFix It All the Time 1 {# T( [0 U8 S. T
Found In A Toilet
3 ]3 l; f1 S4 K3 I; ~Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 4 e* K! x2 I! F6 x2 y* g% W
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FORD: 5 f+ Y7 K m; b! m& F1 I7 C* B; c
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge + V- M" z& l0 Z. j$ ?8 w
Fix Or Repair Daily * p* {! Z/ ]7 q
Found On Road Dead
& s' i# d3 Z$ a) Y1 H& _4 wFast Only Rolling Downhill
8 F& Q9 u9 b' L1 _* {First On Race Day 1 `( A5 D' G! t- t* T+ O( k1 d
First On Recall Day 4 d- a# q6 I' X% Q! C2 ^( Q
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
+ T8 o0 Y: o6 [0 O% ]) jFails On Rainy Days
. ]0 t$ r! [4 i# N% nFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
# Q! y4 H( y! iFatally Obese Redneck Driver 8 @ A# V: b# |4 [+ ~/ q1 L3 c
Fault Of R&D 6 v$ I7 O2 c0 G2 ]5 w2 d
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
& }6 J0 A4 @3 u/ e% Y4 @. l! WFireball On Rear Denting
# A7 V4 C; `( q. WFirst On Road to Dump 7 Y; m, f! o) j
First On Rust and Deterioration * W& _) J8 p" n/ a& b1 f5 F
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
0 E9 }. v, M9 FFlipping Over Results in Death 2 S" _8 L% |; l! J* h8 Y) k6 }/ G& ~
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
# c" V5 t9 l- A! C& i: f% h4 ?- V( GFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
b% `4 ~7 {: ^( i4 t0 ]Foot On Road Decelerates
( X; j( W& b2 k8 R6 }6 s8 }Forced On Reluctant Drivers
1 ~/ B$ a5 W- F& {4 ^* X0 z) ^3 GFormed Of Rejected DNA 9 l# h3 B2 J2 ]/ U8 G2 N9 G
Forwarded Once; Return Denied / z( T# p0 \4 m$ j3 G2 `& G! e4 _
Forward Only; Reverse Defective * j/ Q8 Y8 g0 v; g
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin # h* K4 \2 t' ~" m/ y
Fork Over Repair Dough 0 f5 e8 s/ o# u% h% N" I
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge " [% k/ e+ X9 E% `, k8 [+ D$ U
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration ! n& y2 A- R, y7 S: a
Free Or Reduced Drastically
4 ~3 D2 I/ H- @; X( X9 y3 @) YFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 9 d- f. \( P# u( ?4 }8 h# Z
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable . V$ L, `- F5 j: N1 z
Funny Old Rattling Dump . m! _3 B4 _3 @* T; O1 z" {2 d- W4 t
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
; r( l4 w$ g5 q- ~/ b2 jFeatures O.J. and Ron`s DNA
7 j) [8 U: E2 D0 y y# CFound Out-Right Dangerous 2 z" I8 J3 W2 h" D' v) p. |
Future Of Racings Delight ) `3 t$ `! s5 I" e' } s. s
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 6 y' {0 b6 M4 M: @1 U8 s
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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7 y& x* ^% r1 O, j4 @5 \Lacks Total Dependability
6 W$ M( f( s1 `Lots To Do 8 V' z0 d" x0 y4 `7 \/ S
Looses Transmissions Daily
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1 J: o! _) f* v0 Z4 L1 G3 C* CGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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, p7 W4 a. k. ]) a. tGeneral Maintenance 0 a1 c/ b0 K O' W; h/ s5 B
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Garbage Motors
' V% x8 J* d, _% B8 u, ^Generally Miserable
! d% L s7 g. r* c4 eGrossly Misconceived
6 `5 F+ i1 A' R3 x+ F% U/ ]5 uGluteus Maximus 5 ~ v. z+ H# w2 k3 n' p i `) K
Good Money " Q1 Q1 s( P/ ]3 ~
Goofy's Manufacturing " m5 Q/ D3 I+ S6 }, l- ~* ?
Gone Mental
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( m/ d0 A8 f1 g8 gGrief & Misery Combined
# j9 ~% M1 i3 _- Q/ M" z! k0 AGarage Man's Companion
3 E% O$ H8 Q1 ~/ I X+ X* q- JGotta Mechanic Coming? 4 g M# a7 `+ t* v
Generally Mediocre Cars 3 g J% _4 y6 q
Get More Chicks ; P, M& m) m. y. K0 j
Gets Mechanics Crazy
2 A6 g+ f5 C7 uGods Mechanical Curse , C1 l% ~/ f' R f
Got More Crap
( I$ B2 C+ y. e/ [Great Mountain Climber
6 y6 D1 Y$ b! W! V6 w" VGreat Motor Car
u, z" `' P7 e) n. lGod Made Chevy
3 e; ^/ K- I' P5 T# x, ?Good Moron Car $ X. @. O8 N7 [9 z. t0 o
Got Mine Cheap 5 `- c; L" L a" u5 C3 t
Get My Checkbook
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Gas, Tires, Oil
( K' ? O! V7 L8 E; x- n, W- yGet Tools Out * G1 H7 y0 `& p p9 v
Get To Onramp
$ }* |$ X& ?6 r) Q% I6 n. d" B) VGood To Own $ n9 l4 c& _, s
Get The Others
) l8 s9 c+ y8 L+ Q0 P% JGenerally Trashed Out
5 C% o* ^4 l( f+ J; O% J5 zGood Time Out
* t/ x5 I g* wGone To Overdrive ! N2 \- M5 G% k- _/ _3 h& Y0 q+ \
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4 f& U) l4 V( _. [1 hHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything / n1 C6 H# }0 b3 C
Had One Never Did Again
8 _: S Q2 S4 F% G' p( F0 XHang On, Not Done Accelerating $ H, n; u8 N" n0 ]
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 9 h+ x' z6 f* I7 Y: y$ |% t
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 6 M% A) k$ W5 {* `0 D0 X
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
* U4 |1 s o& n/ j/ z& p2 F iHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
+ r. }6 ]% F) u( kPRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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# ^. j: p$ Y# \: x* k& ~$ I% X uJEEP: ! e# N. K& }1 m. o1 ?3 U
Just Eats Every Part
$ q: G6 i8 e1 }% `* U0 VJust Empty Every Pocket 1 b# F- U6 n9 ?( Z
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
0 V# n$ |! z' d; A6 a2 NJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 1 U. C' v! _! a" H2 l1 z
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts ' c8 K9 v5 l( F7 D
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7 {- l5 M: F1 F% Y/ CKick It Around ( o6 ?* U i4 m; t
Kick It Again ! f A: v5 k6 v2 w! l$ I4 e
Killed In Action
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 6 [9 H0 Q# f9 {9 ?
: H5 W5 o1 }; t+ C7 s+ M5 WMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along , R% c& B+ G* T) {0 F( K
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MG:
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Mostly Garaged
i# {# m) E! q- A% d6 C& xMajor Goof
* I& j% L5 V8 V! V! @: E' u+ hMGB: Might Go Backwards ' ]5 ^' r0 }: ], R
MGB: Might Go, But . . . 3 x. C l, t4 c2 H- o1 n! x1 ]
MGB: Motor Going Bad T$ I4 I& P$ g8 w: j/ r7 b
MGF: Might Go Forward 6 B3 f( ]) e7 [" v2 U
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8 d1 R1 t7 N1 t- E) q% KMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR 7 u3 I7 B7 ~8 B/ b7 w
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
' m4 u o+ `8 B! J5 iMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously $ U2 R6 d2 Q$ o+ W3 C( p5 I w
Most Often Passed At Races 7 \, F7 Z7 S" b/ s/ k
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
! } R$ `: q1 d r# ]# ~4 l6 z4 SMove Over People Are Racing ' R- G1 y+ q, V# |
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
p; T3 D6 d; EMy Old Pig Ain't Running 6 J6 I- M' {6 a- c* W3 d5 l
My Only Problems Are Repairs
" o3 x( W% _( a# H/ [ \4 |Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
" t% ?, Z& P$ R/ l- }6 O0 A% eMore Often Parts Are Replaced 5 v; p" m9 `6 j3 Y$ B7 f
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MUSTANG:
& c5 p# O$ A- V& O/ LMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
" R u' u7 u* Y( z f. ]; yMassivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
# B- s# ]* \" P) o6 t' |# y1 r/ m% UMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go - ~: o8 s7 V3 m) T/ v/ j" I
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
6 l1 T, |5 x' q4 X& k+ b0 l3 m6 ?Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday 8 W, g& t# f+ [/ ^% j
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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. v/ \, d& k! _% @Put In Nickel To Operate 7 U r7 c- y' u1 K0 a, Q
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ! f- B& V3 k& W6 t3 t
Put In New Transmission Often ' y; h r; T8 R) G/ R' d4 Y3 ]
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: 4 o" T$ z. D' p0 e, J
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
; D) N, \* \9 l" mPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac / w) C4 z& p/ ?" M7 s% M5 `, g$ z
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9 ]: U8 N0 i" \! ]PORSCHE: $ X- _" r; o# U/ z' G
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything * s4 t: |- B; k
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough * h' L7 {, e/ i
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% o" m. r A7 c3 H9 m p, I# }Send Another Automobile Back
: v" W, v1 B- F1 w6 g( nSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown d/ }& z! l, J9 \! b
Sad Attempt At Beauty 2 s6 P/ `! J/ d6 F7 a4 f, a$ C
Sorry Auto, Always Broken ; p$ M( t4 N$ q3 z \2 p
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards % `9 n* Q3 H5 C+ B
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) I+ L* z: e% o0 ^SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 6 b. k+ p+ X, r8 j* L/ P$ Z) \
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: T" v, T$ z6 Q7 t& f: q |2 h$ vToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 7 e1 ^0 v E2 R8 K, n( z
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 3 b* y2 t8 s1 \2 R0 U! F5 J" q1 ~
The One You Ought To Avoid 4 P3 ?2 [0 ~' d' f' r7 G0 n! R
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TRIUMPH:
' `9 f+ H i6 s) M+ oThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
& Y4 G: t/ p7 @0 M; [+ kTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! ' n' b1 O* j3 E- G
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* I6 b5 h9 l! HTR: Tools Required & k, L( Z: t- l
( y! x3 u8 }" Y6 m; }% S! U! _0 @VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object * i$ G+ p6 g0 Z3 _$ L
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Vintage Wreck 6 F8 V8 q; j$ T3 x
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