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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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ACURA: * p& G6 X5 [# }- z5 b9 V! Q3 y
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 3 W* Z$ z) E: z8 I/ G
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America : ^& ~7 `, j& p' R
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6 f0 ~* t- O K {AMC: ) z' m2 H; b i! c) j: [
All Makes Combined
, p9 y; `9 h: A& J# q4 z oA Major Cost
- K- f( |$ B. v7 r8 `A Mutated Car
?1 U- Q& S4 d9 Y( m! `A Morons Car . L7 G" d* H: d9 d/ |, r
Another Major Catastrophe
6 M+ F8 |7 {8 L0 t0 O$ u: o8 g8 rA Man's Car
( p' f% k% P, S6 r: K& o- Y0 QA Miss Conception
3 J( _* x6 T9 p* |6 v7 N# A* DAll Muscle Car
, e$ t2 c+ j3 M! nAll Most Car : T; V; P( A; N
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
6 v1 Z9 y X/ ?- b2 nAutomotive Mental Cruelty 7 G* [& O. t y& f
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+ G- W# V: D* X2 KAUDI:
* |( }# @! f6 nAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented 6 R5 G5 e1 U; y0 u) p* G
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence 8 @1 f" d/ F4 P. _
Automobile Under Demonic Influence : x0 S. C% I; A, H G, T8 ~
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention # I8 |0 X/ A6 O6 O
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 9 X. q# |; j2 a" O' O
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. & i! ]' r1 Y% r1 c- ]1 O
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: # }9 e; a8 I. a% W
Big Money Works
3 i6 m" ^+ o& HBought My Wife 3 ^2 ]1 k. h2 l0 S) U6 h
Brutal Money Waster
2 r- T; e0 x/ ?) z; O- Q7 `* m) GBreak My Window
! ~" @; |" |' i9 A- o* sBreak My Windshield
7 Y2 _9 x" X# F# A- Y. i& @Babbling Mechanical Wench / P0 _& R4 s$ y4 v" x% N
Beastly Monstrous Wonder $ {4 w$ x# S3 e' }, F
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
9 A' _- \, T" E, f3 ZBeautiful Mechanical Wonder ! Z) ? C: H7 S- }- \' T* d* l
Barely Moving Wreck 3 G+ @) ?" F4 h9 t+ v
Big Money Waste
' ? w+ H( W* ^8 uBig Money. Why?
% o7 v, ]* M: V3 _3 DBig Money Works
) Y0 q, c7 }8 d# aBorn Moderately Wealthy
* s- \+ I( P9 N, M+ d4 k7 pBreaks Most Wrenches 7 S# l2 G( ]: R @ _& Z
Bring Many Wrenches 6 ?8 u3 {$ c7 _& M- ], ?: \2 v
Brings Me Women
( l6 {0 K# F9 I u2 e1 L- ^Brings More Women
4 f, }3 ?2 G+ EBroken Money Waster
. f; j' T# G8 r8 g3 NBroke My Wallet ; {7 \" M0 }% _% `% q0 q$ D
Broken Monstrous Wonder 3 r% D; h8 E$ |. a9 _4 o8 l
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch % m! a0 C7 m8 k
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck / N$ C* h. {: V8 [1 r; G4 I; D+ }3 Q
Bavarian Manure Wagon * T3 Q. Z' |9 Z. x! A' e) h U
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- T% i. M n% F! }$ LBUICK:
6 W+ X- T1 _- H) W7 o1 J8 KBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
! Z8 W" R9 W* c$ I' a, C% f2 `/ TBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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# O: V3 A, H5 u s/ t' U4 yCamaro: / M) D: r a! u5 _* o$ J
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? . |* F7 t% e. }, j, W# e& v3 L
Can't America Make A Real One? + c' Y* N& |" w4 W% g
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 6 V- e7 o5 v) F+ t. }, i2 G
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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+ d4 Z% C5 D+ \5 t+ N/ qCHEVROLET: ' Q1 M' S; s, x! v$ U
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 4 I7 A" u% v& P4 w! `
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time + V+ c- h: N) }
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
# Q* y/ m8 H! d, m" m" P( _Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques 0 t: S! X" y0 M, U$ e
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology - q" S) M) w# k
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DODGE:
5 n2 n: k; R* U6 aDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
; q4 T) Y- v/ R7 r. bDamn Old Dirty Gas Eater / K( K. ~/ p/ A; A/ C
Dead Old Dog Going East 0 W9 f2 f5 a3 k2 p: C, p+ e, a/ N1 D
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
7 [! s9 w# [3 I$ g7 q) h+ A U% z: FDead On Delivery, Go Easy 2 T1 u# g5 }6 x0 J& i
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
% G( o2 r. I8 w4 Q% FDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
8 q1 p" s/ c* F T" xDear Old Dads Garage Experiment " i8 n" ^* R1 V% B% x$ j
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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. b# V& {# ^1 D9 A* rEDSEL: 8 K1 M& a) r, D9 n+ A1 @) A
Every Day Something Else Leaks : u" R! r7 N( N% _" X3 x
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
0 A0 o( D0 ~! |4 X* c: P) BFix It Again, Tony
& E' w6 a3 u, E# N% mFix It All the Time
3 c8 ^& g. z! j+ [9 _) {Found In A Toilet
1 E4 T8 }) D! l" y8 q RFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation + |2 A) u9 H9 a, v0 @7 t
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0 J7 k# ?0 A( s8 h8 Y8 _+ U0 [& jFrigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 2 k2 u8 {. {; u. B8 }
Fix Or Repair Daily # z. e( J5 A; y, @& ]
Found On Road Dead
" ~' X3 H: g2 V3 ?5 `, p: GFast Only Rolling Downhill
6 \- N0 u1 S# N7 U/ z |; GFirst On Race Day
3 G& ^) ?5 J9 i# ]" oFirst On Recall Day
3 X9 i7 ~$ r3 E8 D' u. i% g8 h" {Fabricated Of Refried Dung 9 q6 d4 h, C- M" i C6 O
Fails On Rainy Days " L# O; A1 K1 |9 {
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
6 }% y7 Z* [: I/ gFatally Obese Redneck Driver
! d$ v* u4 o' r0 VFault Of R&D " g, K# m+ ^3 q" R) i$ V
Finally Obsolete Racing Device & I/ C | `2 {( Z
Fireball On Rear Denting
4 u y* E! S4 J$ v2 j" XFirst On Road to Dump
0 S" O5 q# m" i$ N+ h- eFirst On Rust and Deterioration + n$ X8 e2 }$ f/ y( l7 k
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma . c1 D# m1 k4 U- X$ Z& i/ [1 l+ K
Flipping Over Results in Death
, Q, {- H. U! b' A5 o. s/ uFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
; B# Z l+ j. q3 T# ]% ?. hFollow Our Rusty Dogsled 2 x, [1 ^5 w0 J6 N1 ?' L' [' }7 r, {
Foot On Road Decelerates 7 L: T" b( p2 [, Y9 _
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
3 S1 D2 X# G9 M6 YFormed Of Rejected DNA ) e* \6 s- h, U0 T) \) ~
Forwarded Once; Return Denied 9 z& M! u% w1 n" \! [/ O5 ~
Forward Only; Reverse Defective 9 C2 k- [, V: R( a _: ^% q( Q4 z
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
) }( t/ f, J/ u0 G7 `1 _5 LFork Over Repair Dough ; w2 T& V+ x2 C! I$ a& n; B
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge ! r+ V7 g& }5 l
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration % x& H% m! K4 T6 }* Y5 L
Free Or Reduced Drastically
3 j' ]9 j. ]4 b$ p" R! PFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
1 {7 I& F, F6 S S$ O8 r- ^; E# h9 JFumes and Odors Readily Detectable * W7 D* R/ L6 _% w" n) J
Funny Old Rattling Dump
1 p& E8 w( S! ?! z |Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ; @. `' v6 p0 L( `" t1 m) ]$ }
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA / `" X: y# X, b0 ^
Found Out-Right Dangerous 0 b8 p2 [ r E& r
Future Of Racings Delight
5 F- H' d9 k+ L3 E% B(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
% [; U6 _% i0 z2 D: @! \4 _(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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Lacks Total Dependability $ A. R' Z4 |% j
Lots To Do ; P0 v1 Y2 @, {- m2 i& R$ E, A7 D
Looses Transmissions Daily ; e+ q8 x, C9 m! @9 H' e
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance + g- f2 V5 \7 o) {8 r2 O4 X A
Great Mistake
& D- P0 f7 e9 r. `% }4 o0 hGarbage Motors
+ q$ V1 z" J0 [0 b: _4 t& ]3 ^Generally Miserable # T9 J4 I, C2 X( b4 I! |" e3 [
Grossly Misconceived
3 Q( t$ ^7 y4 DGluteus Maximus ( l- N, U& G* e3 Z
Good Money 3 `1 ?# [& e3 f3 p
Goofy's Manufacturing
9 T; D$ }3 S( Z+ U" o# H5 uGone Mental
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GMC: - [( p5 f" O0 N. m; ]% F* q9 ]
Grief & Misery Combined 4 M7 z' I% E) T. D5 X3 h# I# \; i
Garage Man's Companion
* ?4 B) k5 b |- _3 u X' ZGotta Mechanic Coming?
" X' F+ \4 g' b# QGenerally Mediocre Cars " V: U; k$ ]3 f. d% |) L% r
Get More Chicks % t' ~% h* v: }
Gets Mechanics Crazy
% t) M6 u8 C. T$ fGods Mechanical Curse * J/ |' K: m) X- y
Got More Crap : _ _6 U. K! z! O
Great Mountain Climber - @' z. {; R( h8 n% W
Great Motor Car , o8 X* B \' }# J$ \6 F
God Made Chevy
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6 h+ P- ], @" M7 R: `! fGot Mine Cheap 7 m1 w/ K7 v2 O; R- ~
Get My Checkbook
* G( r& J- y2 z6 p4 BGone Mad Corp.
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GTO: 2 k# Q4 d/ h6 M* ?7 t! Q+ U7 h& U
Gas, Tires, Oil
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Get To Onramp
; V2 ~2 s5 h% H, a+ LGood To Own
9 _! W0 D0 _# wGet The Others 6 z8 D5 L% ]. X8 S1 i) s+ d
Generally Trashed Out ; d$ l% z" v, n- Q2 z, R
Good Time Out & m6 u/ w# X+ T. @
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA:
6 C- _$ J" W. q4 iHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything 5 M9 _9 X" Z8 f' U% B& C
Had One Never Did Again
' S; p/ ^" h2 W7 K3 H) |Hang On, Not Done Accelerating / S w0 E( C9 C+ p
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles * J! U5 y" V7 V8 [0 F2 S
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles . A4 H! x5 g# H# _1 m
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration " }6 w- S" {. D E8 e; G r
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
6 p+ Y+ S4 g5 d# APRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
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JEEP: * b4 }( o2 ] `- P
Just Eats Every Part
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Junk Engineering Executed Poorly 2 D9 q( D- @! d4 @
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
( o( K t" h( L% {7 Y4 ZJinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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" d% V( A( Z. U, M) o I/ o: R6 tKick It Around 4 C- v( h }5 ^, y, }
Kick It Again
5 `* K4 |) p$ [4 ?% B ^, VKilled In Action # H* p* F& M& q9 [% Y1 h* X8 A; @
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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/ ~/ o n" |" OMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 0 c% }' z- v ]8 t7 b2 y' V
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Money Guzzler & K2 K% W2 `2 Q# U- Z( C; k9 T0 }
Mostly Garaged , m2 T6 I% t( H+ l* q; F" m2 c6 D
Major Goof + \9 B9 _. D) a+ j: r, o) ]
MGB: Might Go Backwards
( A- T0 S4 \& G7 kMGB: Might Go, But . . .
! S5 s9 r0 X' y9 eMGB: Motor Going Bad
0 l9 o$ H& W" n# I2 w' |. NMGF: Might Go Forward 5 z1 a8 s6 M8 p+ Y/ f, \
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR / ]& ] O# @+ t6 f$ r
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly ! A0 ~% _. w6 b' i u
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously 5 F' H* |3 C, ]* N9 B; k+ X
Most Often Passed At Races
$ ?" `7 D, C7 Y5 ~- s8 M3 J, PMostly Old Parts And Rust
! g; A) p9 W7 ]: Y2 ZMove Over People Are Racing
7 U( T3 M- a8 g+ j( x/ N! D: qMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
2 ~9 C! e8 B2 o4 D. hMy Old Pig Ain't Running 7 C) N7 R+ ]% M6 K# x
My Only Problems Are Repairs
o& R6 d$ ?4 y9 K0 w( e+ l' y, P: OMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
# @& s# z2 N6 R. [- C* D" q p2 GMore Often Parts Are Replaced ) l* y4 M5 a- i: I
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MUSTANG: + Q; X6 b- U. H( g; M" [
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good ; `; ~2 w, B+ l2 X4 M/ P9 h% p6 Q" c
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
* A6 r- E5 L5 f* bMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go ; t6 B+ q9 E, j4 P. y& ^- ~: ~9 f U
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
7 F% D+ R% {% h" q* S( a0 VOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
; C9 E+ \% C9 E* N* X2 b1 y# H' AOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment $ @" J; t( P7 u9 d
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PINTO:
. R8 M, O$ F9 T* D+ }Put In Nickel To Operate
; u [2 n3 U( t# T, ~) S# YPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
" @2 J. L" M6 N0 T# @# z7 QPut In New Transmission Often 4 C- R7 H+ P0 Y. p6 H! j5 V( Q% K$ \
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: * C" J' J: Z! w* T9 a
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
; x, O1 d9 A& H+ r% m( y, Z" {Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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PORSCHE:
- O! {; Q1 a8 Y% w( b& {) x v, C' ^Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
! b. f; l. m$ H0 {( nPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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Send Another Automobile Back % {8 C, D! T4 L
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown # [2 X6 ?# l7 l0 p# [* V3 e
Sad Attempt At Beauty
( `5 }* b4 F) ESorry Auto, Always Broken ( E) R1 i4 P) h2 i$ T
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards : x4 G) t( t* v/ V0 u- u
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: L7 e( R+ _" g7 YSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: ' E5 r; Z3 F& T$ U
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 2 ^0 \ B% t8 M" W; `7 D) z9 l
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
/ h: O" m: y9 h2 l8 wThe One You Ought To Avoid * o& y0 P' T; [+ M
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- \7 U( s* B7 o3 U5 ?" T! m7 zThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! * \+ q6 U/ I' o& A
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required 7 k3 c* [0 y% s: p) N( \ g7 D9 w! E' Z
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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: F6 d: t. `8 _Vintage Wreck
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