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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- " a9 G, m, ?% N8 j2 F$ c! c2 T: g
2 W5 S8 t3 [2 c2 b% [* J% [ACURA:
% g9 x) k7 n# A2 T; \& E# ] EAnother Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile : [; L: N! B9 ] q
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 4 c$ {% Y( e f* I
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AMC:
8 A1 t/ X. a+ G* c! @All Makes Combined # C4 R* _' o3 u; B1 G- O
A Major Cost
, K# G0 R f! @% i! JA Mutated Car
( ]$ P2 |' W1 B! p0 G. `+ UA Morons Car
- K9 K: v- G# cAnother Major Catastrophe 3 C4 e+ v& a7 S7 j G& m% k3 F$ g
A Man's Car 7 W$ v6 y- P0 M% W
A Miss Conception ! |" D$ I# L. \4 s2 W
All Muscle Car
' y: y4 c+ X. {* |! i7 ZAll Most Car
" N/ H5 {3 Y- LAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
/ J; _ F: S* ?) C6 e* UAutomotive Mental Cruelty 2 Y8 [6 k7 A2 D" n
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AUDI:
0 `2 ]2 A8 G5 Y3 J* a( GAlways Unsafe Designs Implemented
0 k* F' b* c; F( Z& J lAccelerates Under Demonic Influence 8 U+ d5 E7 X3 J' L' o
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
# O7 M! n; |2 F7 _2 Q( \0 \% zAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
* |: [4 O' L0 r) ?% K9 N C8 ZAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
; J+ h0 H! `, _2 H/ d/ N' zAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
0 L* f9 z9 |3 S9 [9 Q$ C3 z% lAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW: . ^8 l' O& L+ W% ]& x& n2 Z
Big Money Works ( n. T( i( E' O# \0 ~' f2 K
Bought My Wife ; T) W$ e- a" w! ]8 }7 E, U
Brutal Money Waster % f( R6 R. z* a8 e
Break My Window 9 G' j! i' p$ _9 v( v7 F9 l! c
Break My Windshield s: ~. @. ^& X1 U" A0 W
Babbling Mechanical Wench
( Z( ~& O! }' K5 Q2 P( jBeastly Monstrous Wonder 2 i% H3 m3 O, g/ ^5 S
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels 2 Z5 I+ N6 m+ Q' ]
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder 3 i, K( V1 l- L! ]+ m
Barely Moving Wreck ' I. L7 R4 X9 q& \
Big Money Waste
) n4 d' g4 L, MBig Money. Why?
; }0 S+ |4 B v9 k' a, yBig Money Works 7 V" u l. x6 a& C/ P9 W: C9 @* E* R7 J
Born Moderately Wealthy
7 O* N% V) M$ e; q2 u# BBreaks Most Wrenches
. r: t) i$ N2 sBring Many Wrenches , N, B8 @) L) K# B! v$ n7 q
Brings Me Women , [8 v. x" |0 p3 F' o
Brings More Women 6 s! C3 Z' @' w3 z
Broken Money Waster
# v7 s( A9 r7 f6 [! ~2 X6 |Broke My Wallet
: |8 L& ~$ l8 g+ i& ^0 K3 iBroken Monstrous Wonder
2 z4 G* h' e; M5 tBumbling Mechanical Wretch
; H5 \0 h, x0 W# Y8 ~, JBlasphemous Motorized Wreck
& K3 j! ]3 Q& a, m1 FBavarian Manure Wagon / k0 o' i) z4 u' W) N( D- ]
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0 L: k, `* s/ V6 @8 h! \BUICK:
/ y- }6 G2 ~: n5 \( E$ |Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
# i! n! e+ y, z- tBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King 9 b. O8 Q# a1 T8 n! q. B- [' g
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, J$ C5 q. ?* Y, W. P% ~Camaro:
: R+ U8 }6 `/ Z. Y0 [Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
$ s4 t/ v* x1 f' Z {0 aCan't America Make A Real One?
6 \, p$ G, E0 { `" Y6 @Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
8 O5 r( L; Z+ Z, v! u1 G$ p; lCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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CHEVROLET: % b. m4 Q0 ~: W* Q- v0 \& [
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
% Q- ]5 k2 R; U& ]# CCheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
7 t! b' u$ O( MCracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time y0 P1 f; ?5 w" w2 {# w0 M8 ^
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
& X8 K* b# c6 u) FCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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, U9 f6 G0 c Q, U$ fDODGE:
0 M( I2 `5 l g/ }Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere " p( L# O" L( Q! s# F' W$ _# l
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 0 S. F; d5 t( r6 h' S- \0 Z
Dead Old Dog Going East
- Q8 G" h3 B, f4 }/ [) Q* ~Dead On Day Guarantee Expires 8 @5 Y; B. k! s5 X) q) D+ ?3 T
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
% |. o' h. \/ N& z6 SDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
2 A$ N2 u& T' J! K3 J( NDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 7 V7 A* f" C6 g. L- R1 p
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
! [ H/ S/ P6 k+ ^# U6 P( l4 a! dDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive ) P; t7 V, C$ X" m' u
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EDSEL:
8 z! g R0 G# h2 U4 z9 ~Every Day Something Else Leaks
/ y8 v9 y; A" C' X$ a/ P4 HEvery Day Some Engineer Laughs ! |! ]' v6 L* H' y4 [
) j: W( W: j% P X' r/ RFIAT: $ U+ [7 @/ T; C) t$ Z
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
: W8 e7 F; T ?+ X& T' B* vFix It Again, Tony
1 `$ l6 U! |$ m- l6 N2 f0 M3 k7 bFix It All the Time
, e+ ~$ a K$ Z( K9 V+ H7 aFound In A Toilet
) r F& {) Z& M# n8 UFeeble Italian Attempt at Transportation - }' j) O1 R# v- m. D4 _
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FORD: 2 ` L c- ~5 a A
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
7 @* g0 o3 Y0 [ nFix Or Repair Daily
5 C c: y4 P% g0 x! v7 j) XFound On Road Dead
0 P7 M7 ]9 j6 X( h$ h' HFast Only Rolling Downhill
2 C8 p! n1 f2 {1 y; c) T/ wFirst On Race Day
4 B/ K+ \0 S& Z1 W2 zFirst On Recall Day
2 u+ S. { K) O+ dFabricated Of Refried Dung
- r7 ^9 Z7 S) d( D) U- f6 ]7 _) X; ~Fails On Rainy Days
; s. ]. X/ b1 u1 m. RFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 5 L3 u; G- |( H: \. m. f
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
9 f; j3 ]9 S9 l- K) PFault Of R&D
3 ]3 Y, R7 B- M5 `Finally Obsolete Racing Device
. r, e* U: x% \0 x; G; Y. u g/ P; BFireball On Rear Denting
y; R, {6 f- @1 G9 v9 R: _First On Road to Dump
! e% e, P0 l0 O9 C, VFirst On Rust and Deterioration # _$ \7 A- a2 w( g7 R" k
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
. h) T, l, n" @2 e% N( Z3 \ FFlipping Over Results in Death
* U- w8 l, ^1 x9 EFlipped Over Roadside Disaster
4 m. }$ u( O3 s% e7 ZFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
9 `, u) \* ]: ?' Q" RFoot On Road Decelerates , [1 w( ]9 U/ g/ Y* R5 c. ?9 h( y
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
! I6 Z' [) ?+ G% mFormed Of Rejected DNA & B3 {2 c. L3 C7 Y q+ T0 n T
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
5 |. p' c: H! TForward Only; Reverse Defective 1 c$ X8 j% E6 m% h3 @* L1 A
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
9 @# o& } n' `Fork Over Repair Dough
$ b8 {( }7 E3 RFouled Out Re-done Dodge ! M! i# Q& p' U5 U: m
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration - R3 S/ L6 I& c6 J3 t3 [
Free Or Reduced Drastically 5 m i$ K, G% b2 F6 G+ [& m
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed 2 a3 v! e- N0 x( k& u4 V0 p- i
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable 5 \. o1 J% j# y8 H; `/ o
Funny Old Rattling Dump 5 e2 {9 M0 d9 v! Q6 h& F3 X
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) # F' \5 W" X0 x! W' D- Y& G
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
! A$ [7 z2 ~8 m- U- OFound Out-Right Dangerous
1 S% L) i0 H7 B3 s; f8 BFuture Of Racings Delight 0 W# q, O3 B" _4 I0 E8 l) k
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
6 ? H# ~9 G% o* r! S3 b(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 3 [3 w1 O* h5 L ~
LTD:
4 z- h$ s4 f8 H$ {5 n# dLacks Total Dependability
; A( v5 L$ u- U" i% J# I5 fLots To Do
$ c1 B( l7 _3 _' i8 H" \7 GLooses Transmissions Daily " D( ~2 `5 Y5 K* t, P
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked 8 M/ d) O4 c+ h
9 ?( R0 ?+ b& J( A! EGM:
2 A& b$ y! x5 aGeneral Maintenance 7 U, b3 W# f$ B& P2 r
Great Mistake + G; f5 p0 j! g' A0 R
Garbage Motors 2 R, G3 h+ e8 T
Generally Miserable 2 ~: D2 N! p7 [7 I6 u5 p- R
Grossly Misconceived ) G" I$ q) u5 o3 Y
Gluteus Maximus
- K' P6 h# g& z( wGood Money 3 I( G1 c& n6 k i
Goofy's Manufacturing
+ M0 h$ Y- i9 g- i+ c; b1 U; c( uGone Mental
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: C% d, i6 n1 I& MGrief & Misery Combined ( [' l. }" z) r8 k( R' ~
Garage Man's Companion * ~3 d8 f& K$ z/ p
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
. S! @% Z5 @- i2 c$ AGenerally Mediocre Cars
9 u9 j6 K. ?' |9 KGet More Chicks
4 R: J% G+ T9 [Gets Mechanics Crazy & n' V" o% X8 T
Gods Mechanical Curse
9 D" R. k- x0 p% h7 rGot More Crap 4 C+ D# _& k. H0 u, j
Great Mountain Climber
3 ?/ z9 C9 n) d- u8 [Great Motor Car p. f' n' l) T( x6 U
God Made Chevy
( i/ r9 j. s8 }7 o/ e) t1 eGood Moron Car 3 m; Q. [2 X# R0 W3 b+ G K
Got Mine Cheap 0 b1 ~- Y( G% S* J/ K% J
Get My Checkbook p# ~/ B' h2 i! s
Gone Mad Corp. - \* L5 s3 j; W* }5 y
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GTO:
A5 i4 p1 D+ C1 J m' A& kGas, Tires, Oil * l/ p9 k8 G' N( z6 H1 ^
Get Tools Out 7 y6 Q a* m. k$ c" ?2 \- f
Get To Onramp 3 w& H- S+ I* [2 U8 n+ w, K
Good To Own ' U0 d' L3 J$ v: d- E2 Y
Get The Others 0 _% f4 P- B: [; s) J
Generally Trashed Out - R5 _/ X/ p* b5 |5 M' E* \" N
Good Time Out / @% H( x; U8 h0 {% n
Gone To Overdrive
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2 z: R+ T0 W( N8 G& O3 c4 IHonest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything ( O& E8 K) f! ^# e! H
Had One Never Did Again
6 [* G1 q' K X( y) {# vHang On, Not Done Accelerating
0 y8 B+ a, v2 G0 JHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles 0 _2 p5 i) Q% F5 A4 i2 V
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
$ P# D, U" r" W: L5 K, w) B, ^' yHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
% p# }5 e/ N: t/ N1 n% J- g! U" I5 @How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? 0 n1 r4 Q0 D0 n0 R' Y+ B6 q
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes 6 Y4 s' T" p+ ^" E
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: S0 W( u, d1 H* p- O) L) F' L* THYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... % B& E! c b% t
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JEEP:
% ^- g- y" ]) x* b5 @9 z" Q7 _Just Eats Every Part
7 R5 X. V8 V; JJust Empty Every Pocket
+ T3 w e. i; j9 B; Y8 QJunk Engineering Executed Poorly
# ]3 P6 o* I# hJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 0 S# Q C! f, @8 |/ H
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
/ x0 | p$ @; i' u/ }Kick It Around 4 x" g) t, y( J" g7 Z& G! C
Kick It Again 9 g b1 y V2 t# S1 m$ N* X
Killed In Action 4 q7 S7 o2 c% ]# z# s' \7 ^
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, a6 H/ a7 E' z- e" Z2 \LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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7 M2 b$ o1 t8 t5 \- YMAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
* `; ]9 S' U8 O) E+ I5 _Money Guzzler
1 J' r* n* U$ L9 gMostly Garaged 7 Z8 h) f: {/ y, p4 z/ Z
Major Goof $ o# M) e6 m0 U+ m) W, h5 \$ m" i
MGB: Might Go Backwards
* F( y6 S" J1 Y2 q) i( P/ ?; dMGB: Might Go, But . . .
# s0 x: g- c- W w2 H9 i- \MGB: Motor Going Bad
) X. F. ]: d6 \0 YMGF: Might Go Forward ( G: ]# m+ p# i, V. v& V3 Z, N7 J8 x; h
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate + A4 h! ?5 q, W& B9 A/ B
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8 a2 e( [3 o. n6 G( `Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
7 n4 `& D- b/ w+ rMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
7 t& O0 c2 X! C$ \! N$ F" Q- w9 MMost Often Passed At Races
& f- s# j, ~5 y& DMostly Old Parts And Rust ! a- S9 n0 q6 s2 E$ V
Move Over People Are Racing
" U3 [' n) }" w8 p3 g, mMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 2 {4 i) i2 ~3 |/ `
My Old Pig Ain't Running i4 F5 r+ q% y9 x( o4 p" ?
My Only Problems Are Repairs - i1 o; P$ U( I; X
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement / S1 h1 K) D9 E
More Often Parts Are Replaced
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0 b8 c$ B4 x& ^( f5 u/ T: ?MUSTANG: . B$ A( ]) a* \# l2 E
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good # G5 K- ]. p9 N+ f3 n i8 H
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go . s: W- k+ _, z/ u9 O% S; e4 r9 f
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
, p7 R- p Z0 }% k+ e rMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
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OLDSMOBILE:
/ K8 v6 q9 X5 d3 w4 j% c- N7 e/ kOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
3 R9 y# D1 j" O. R/ ^Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment $ {6 W* B7 H1 L. K. y) c$ B
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. W2 }) u. ~/ {$ NPINTO:
% A1 ~* O6 n7 J @8 P1 @) DPut In Nickel To Operate
( ^) g: L2 p* a1 p1 A7 APaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook . B, m- I/ H3 i2 K) P: A
Put In New Transmission Often
u0 g* Q' V; g6 f) UPushed In Neutral Too Often # C# z- x2 Y1 w9 g& D
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( \$ ?5 U! b t* a: n- gPONTIAC: ' K+ f. F! [/ w' f" ?# f$ a$ V
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
5 F* Y# q* v- \+ x' u# {4 UPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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4 D) q2 E* O1 m) }9 g( `( O4 J$ G+ aPORSCHE: ( C6 V5 ~7 w$ ? r/ G$ ?# p
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
* _* Y' H y6 _$ {! f) }( ^- fPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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5 _( f! C% P; |$ HSend Another Automobile Back
3 O0 t' Y6 }0 qSwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
! W' U" s4 q2 h: b* h3 z2 ^+ WSad Attempt At Beauty ' d0 p+ A9 e; T: L2 A2 W& o3 G
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
3 K# H! k. G( EShape Appears Ass-Backwards 7 x/ y) g, d4 B! S( w6 g6 u
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually " S' B- M* j) B: I
- X0 {! G0 b! K# G nTOYOTA:
* ?6 C5 o6 V, q- k# }2 AToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto " } p2 U8 q! L* l6 [
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 3 {* n$ e% k- J# N& v
The One You Ought To Avoid
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TRIUMPH: 3 I8 _+ F4 r/ Q. S/ s
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
+ u) W4 U2 W/ s7 j4 m- y7 kTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! + x6 w( b! ^' V# b0 i
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% i/ q6 S: F Z. i! j5 A! r' {TR: Tools Required
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) e5 q. G; h1 H+ i L& {& iVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
* W+ g6 G+ P. Q) {# x. z* eVintage Wreck
( N0 h) N' l+ G, V& |Virtually Worthless |
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