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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms-------
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Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
$ o& O( r" i1 EAsia's Curse Upon Rural America H) N- ^) c. h2 g. d9 E) H+ `
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$ J0 X# h5 G& J! j2 `7 U3 w: `AMC:
8 t8 f% i% E$ d" Y0 HAll Makes Combined
$ B0 @; w; o# [+ t3 I0 j1 ]" l2 I8 yA Major Cost 4 n$ n* t& l0 Z, Z
A Mutated Car 4 J" {$ D6 W4 z0 I7 o' [
A Morons Car
" x3 z+ j8 t2 R7 _2 VAnother Major Catastrophe 5 E3 r* U( ^0 O% g; b5 i% e
A Man's Car
6 R) m. `6 C0 r$ A: [A Miss Conception
0 H- U1 b: _+ LAll Muscle Car ; n: t t' X* P/ k$ e: J
All Most Car
7 Y$ b/ H4 s# L( qAnnoying Mechanics Constantly
w6 [3 J3 h: o; M( V( MAutomotive Mental Cruelty , f' n4 v8 F" L1 B. o: G; J; m
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AUDI:
U0 c* ?, W; {, U/ p( x, {Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
7 m+ W& L- Z% k9 G% {$ ~Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
d& x6 s: _) V* ZAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
7 o! h5 g# V# G* q$ j. ~+ aAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention , `2 E/ m$ U5 O5 w8 U) T. W! U
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 0 T- E' x; `( O/ e$ a1 |! u6 @. t
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
+ {7 J9 W5 Q$ w7 }* f) n3 \& iAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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5 D8 ^% Q( [4 h' u# U* V1 OBMW: - Q9 F0 e# z! @6 ^
Big Money Works ) P2 d" \% A8 d9 y$ h9 m8 S. z
Bought My Wife ) t, f1 I5 G) N5 A
Brutal Money Waster ; G# j# R, t7 _8 ^5 W8 k, c6 N" i
Break My Window 7 d% Q( }0 l6 J. j) v! t! q8 B
Break My Windshield 3 a2 N9 c5 @$ Z6 _6 {
Babbling Mechanical Wench
. }8 R& U* D5 o) W4 j- DBeastly Monstrous Wonder $ U/ t" J0 T6 y) v
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
- }: g) m4 f" k. d( q* F( n. GBeautiful Mechanical Wonder
' p& ]9 E4 _# sBarely Moving Wreck ! j! ^6 p/ k! R( L2 O3 |9 S' N2 Q
Big Money Waste ( f. J X6 S U/ o& C2 i" E& c
Big Money. Why?
1 {6 [! s ~5 K3 {Big Money Works ' C0 a2 |9 _) i' {
Born Moderately Wealthy * N) e: E# @- l! d3 s5 f
Breaks Most Wrenches ; D g" U9 ~4 i
Bring Many Wrenches
! {( X1 s: K1 V$ {# yBrings Me Women
/ c6 M! y+ Z6 yBrings More Women 6 ~1 A1 \$ Y. }5 }
Broken Money Waster ; M4 e& \3 d# C R6 o
Broke My Wallet 3 |5 \0 X4 W6 r6 D7 j' j! n
Broken Monstrous Wonder
& {, P! N: Q. e; ^. PBumbling Mechanical Wretch % Y( _6 m' G" K: _! U$ W
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
B& D% c1 S, W9 L# o9 \( _3 m9 oBavarian Manure Wagon
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BUICK: 5 @; p# O$ Z4 Y% g
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
7 B9 n" t2 t+ b* jBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King y0 u! _+ d1 r# a% @
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Camaro: 7 U! e, ~, D0 w* v+ t X( r
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One?? 7 m* C) e, m- o* k1 a
Can't America Make A Real One?
* ?' T# n! B) k" e, uChevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often " J1 Y( D' g# [5 Y j- ~1 ^
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often 9 F- E6 S4 ]# f% N R' y s
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CHEVROLET:
4 S k1 ?5 i) }& ACan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 5 ^' }1 d. ~) h3 ^
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ) U" X/ S9 @# o. f) t Z
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
# h3 X* }, N9 U) x) D1 yConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
# g* K( p$ _+ F- yCondition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology 5 X( F& g" Z+ y) K+ F) S
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DODGE:
2 U( C0 V* w- N$ w9 a& RDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 9 y2 r+ j8 g8 x
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater 6 v0 p4 l+ ]4 |4 g2 k. r* V
Dead Old Dog Going East
, c* t" ^0 O" l0 B, k0 T& lDead On Day Guarantee Expires % z$ N1 H# K2 S& e) o
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
) q7 C1 G* p" F( @Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ; v0 q1 W- Y3 T: s
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter # \) j1 Q1 {; z. N" z$ A
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
& A8 H' G5 f0 E/ I4 PDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive 6 f1 H4 n" B/ T5 \ ~, Y! q
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Every Day Something Else Leaks
' F/ Q/ `( L: ]8 p) }Every Day Some Engineer Laughs % y1 o( D7 A/ P% n" c, w8 s
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FIAT:
3 {% p& u' z5 Q0 kFailure in Italian Automotive Technology
& D( k% b3 h8 v* d( ], [( U0 d: U7 CFix It Again, Tony 3 ?/ c( R- [& C( y! M0 W; }) X
Fix It All the Time 8 t [, {8 m5 @* z
Found In A Toilet ! ~7 ]- w& k p$ J& V1 e
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation 3 e6 X1 [& F! q n/ h6 I
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FORD: 9 W# D! _ s( Y9 I$ o5 Y
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
/ W7 L- b) X4 f: v M4 fFix Or Repair Daily 7 C- v8 p* W( l ~
Found On Road Dead
0 L9 X2 @, r0 [+ ^Fast Only Rolling Downhill
a0 E$ ?% ]3 R2 c- w8 YFirst On Race Day / a+ w; e" M( \2 O* Q, P& _/ y
First On Recall Day
; r$ I' C6 N4 Y7 g4 c, RFabricated Of Refried Dung 8 w3 B/ V, x8 R) O
Fails On Rainy Days
& k7 i5 m7 a6 hFantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
, E1 U* l" K+ AFatally Obese Redneck Driver
* \1 T* f' U' I* ^# v4 N; QFault Of R&D ( F! q3 K7 J! O5 Y* A6 X5 `
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
9 ^: T5 l" L! P! G6 Q \9 }2 e& OFireball On Rear Denting 9 b3 _/ B0 S* |$ |! ]
First On Road to Dump ( R4 Q! d5 r! C+ }. t D& V
First On Rust and Deterioration & s# ~: c' s/ p, {/ \
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma : B* C, m. N5 j! s+ S2 Y9 T7 W
Flipping Over Results in Death
% a. R; t3 p9 t; I7 E. |# r: u7 ]Flipped Over Roadside Disaster : v9 }' _( b0 j1 l
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
0 I l+ ~* Y% p/ Q0 lFoot On Road Decelerates
7 r9 W9 v+ C! s; p. N) o, IForced On Reluctant Drivers * [6 s9 x1 b8 x/ M
Formed Of Rejected DNA
" ~' S3 x2 m% u+ [% m0 s% KForwarded Once; Return Denied 1 R, T) w/ U2 x9 a r
Forward Only; Reverse Defective + }0 B: @( G: Z: I Q2 z) I# o
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin 1 w, t3 ~2 `( M R3 P
Fork Over Repair Dough , F3 w9 J! e$ P( R0 l. c! q# q; l
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge ' S% Z$ F) D& [7 Y0 G
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
4 r7 E# J) h0 i7 Z7 HFree Or Reduced Drastically 1 R7 q1 L. E+ |1 E# X
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
8 c. e: E4 T; rFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
4 U3 Y- Z& G7 q! M2 ^Funny Old Rattling Dump + _0 y# |7 g% p6 {" q
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) a- M! A! S; P/ y/ T O, d9 |* Z
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA 1 L# z F0 |9 c; p- Z
Found Out-Right Dangerous
5 H0 d- Q2 M% s" a C$ eFuture Of Racings Delight " {/ b" f) d9 c+ A) K& H
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot 8 r2 T6 c* m) h' {$ |7 p0 s; C
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
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& q, ^0 G4 G) H, V: |" iLacks Total Dependability
* B3 F) m( K" _: n H: q; KLots To Do
1 ]7 a p+ \3 e( X+ b% Q5 xLooses Transmissions Daily r& P3 m$ n9 G1 ?2 V
$ W8 j& v h( l& A" AGEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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GM: 3 E; s5 ~7 D3 @9 h) A( T3 K
General Maintenance
9 |3 l6 L. }' k; FGreat Mistake
. Z2 z0 N! y: T! sGarbage Motors
6 G9 o' c% E1 tGenerally Miserable - O) `0 i! {. e, |+ F
Grossly Misconceived : `: t) ^% M6 c3 U2 g# Y4 D
Gluteus Maximus # P8 K% ]$ K7 W; x
Good Money
" q9 R* F& O, H& c* Q" W) ?$ DGoofy's Manufacturing / \( [! t4 u% ^7 b1 j6 j
Gone Mental $ T- t6 q1 p. r! b7 P& H
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$ M' T1 K* A, E! B; Z2 kGMC:
: ^( r0 k. B; y1 U# ZGrief & Misery Combined 0 Q, {, j- t( t/ M5 F% W/ ]& K
Garage Man's Companion / Y7 v6 R$ w5 g7 ~# P$ {- h
Gotta Mechanic Coming? , `9 Z$ _5 `, T
Generally Mediocre Cars 8 m3 G# v$ L. p
Get More Chicks , u! K/ O6 r+ {4 V& o
Gets Mechanics Crazy
$ n( s; r$ Z) m/ |) kGods Mechanical Curse
; h; C/ v: {1 B( r& uGot More Crap 0 k- L) x3 |7 T' s( x! P9 z
Great Mountain Climber & ^% P( b" h5 M9 i8 R
Great Motor Car
3 S5 W$ K. {/ T( V0 n. kGod Made Chevy
" T* h/ i$ o3 G; i# m- w7 bGood Moron Car # |" d8 X. @0 L
Got Mine Cheap 0 T6 Q$ u1 c8 g& a. E) j/ ]$ A
Get My Checkbook
5 e# k1 ^( T6 ]5 C i( a# _5 mGone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
; U1 @+ @1 K7 r3 sGas, Tires, Oil
3 ?, V4 G& E2 V6 a0 fGet Tools Out
( r8 N& S0 W9 r1 xGet To Onramp
, w/ g& s: W. p N+ Z/ }- gGood To Own
p3 f# t1 f7 [- B. u* ]3 v: qGet The Others
# V8 B8 X, T) @2 j; S3 \Generally Trashed Out
. S: t- E8 n* T- {" ^6 x3 \/ qGood Time Out # m' l7 W Q( z
Gone To Overdrive
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HONDA: & E# |8 m3 u; X! a C1 a
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
" ^8 }0 I6 K6 J8 I( R/ N2 AHad One Never Did Again
/ |2 }4 l: ^# x: S, D+ J5 s- rHang On, Not Done Accelerating
7 H: ^, T1 B6 v$ ^Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles ) i/ C$ {+ |) c1 o% b+ C# H+ l
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles 4 S8 t( `5 Y' E9 G& i: I
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
5 K% M1 u$ ^. h1 a6 W6 F: w. FHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? / r$ s8 ` I! G( G+ ?2 \, |$ Z
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 9 E+ W# R [+ d
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Just Eats Every Part
E0 f; p: r- gJust Empty Every Pocket $ q4 o# D0 d8 J' Y
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
; g- \9 y$ Q5 bJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 1 ~; ?! B5 ?* Q, ]! n
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around
9 K' t! X/ n$ Q& [/ A7 w; h8 qKick It Again
( K" X# M8 v1 w3 p9 L+ z5 KKilled In Action 8 R# i% F# P+ D, R. v6 A7 H1 [
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1 e( ~( d2 _3 O8 X$ hLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious ) f3 \1 W8 D, o8 {9 y; {
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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Money Guzzler ( r4 ^# U1 V; K5 V
Mostly Garaged . {1 |, s5 m7 z1 s
Major Goof
M7 y/ n" `8 OMGB: Might Go Backwards ) X" R8 V$ B- i$ }/ ~+ V
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
" P1 U+ j+ ]3 c8 K; f+ h- mMGB: Motor Going Bad
) D1 S* R" [6 c! HMGF: Might Go Forward
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+ {% l4 |0 N2 |) Y# q5 ?! _" e" d/ \MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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MOPAR ' k3 v0 G% E6 {, T
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
* W7 I( L! b1 kMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously . B7 h$ w) O- @$ `
Most Often Passed At Races
" g' W) {" h( b& S8 {3 O1 dMostly Old Parts And Rust - v) q+ {7 l/ M: t: \4 \7 e8 a
Move Over People Are Racing 4 e" c( }4 {: v& D$ t$ p
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly 9 E2 V1 P+ T8 W: Q. c+ Z
My Old Pig Ain't Running
( K8 O# ]/ u+ s" b7 S6 lMy Only Problems Are Repairs
2 P5 q/ W W( H$ a8 lMechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
& q/ D( x* U h B9 V; nMore Often Parts Are Replaced
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& C& X% X5 Q2 b2 r7 X$ _MUSTANG:
]# ]: L2 }4 o3 Z5 W! pMotor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good , X: d. Y" a; d" @+ n$ I w& W w
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
: h4 ?$ M' n' K5 Q- G/ u& `Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go , z6 u" l* k* g% G
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO : M+ w) P: `" z6 T. k
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OLDSMOBILE:
" D2 o2 y$ f7 m9 t: dOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday # R* d: l k- R9 C% k' [& A
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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PINTO: 0 G' l, j% L) n$ V! d0 c
Put In Nickel To Operate
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Put In New Transmission Often
; o' T! A/ ^) _# l* E& k! ePushed In Neutral Too Often ; x4 d; e. s/ H; r
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PONTIAC: 1 X7 e( t8 E& }, O$ `( ]7 {6 e2 H
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car 5 q6 P: D! U" ^* ~
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 1 E3 j/ o- X3 _. Z
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PORSCHE:
: C0 e* l- }1 m( H8 E aProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
* d# H" g* B# e ^Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
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SAAB:
- m1 Y* h/ h/ h0 }1 S& J4 Y2 H9 i; |Send Another Automobile Back
7 {% t) J( d9 m# L4 ISwedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 1 ?4 q3 _' z4 ^6 t. ^6 u
Sad Attempt At Beauty ; Z0 O3 j! y, }8 \' q7 n3 a
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
* o9 }; _' o7 A+ ]( I2 k% sShape Appears Ass-Backwards , Q' @/ A/ }- n2 `/ R' ]
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually
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TOYOTA: 3 @, _) _9 i* N& A2 ]& M
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto , d; \% F7 u1 {3 L
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 2 n. q7 r" r+ m1 z. {7 |
The One You Ought To Avoid ( W& O P5 E, A, P0 q
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0 O# p9 E, g( l+ ^* K; ? gTRIUMPH:
8 e# e; q0 G: N; w& b( RThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! ! Q* J& I7 p0 B. p- k$ j
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
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TR: Tools Required 0 W' B" h9 K$ }7 `8 h7 ?
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object : f# v ?4 _* N) L
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Vintage Wreck
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