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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- : y7 [! i+ Z) I. {$ ^$ R
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Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
( x! k+ B: V. K' m$ f; {- q' WAsia's Curse Upon Rural America + n. l- l* l4 o8 ~& ~2 L% K7 ]
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$ z6 }+ j9 ^ W; b! b" m8 o+ qAMC:
* J& P8 s0 U, p9 W. f# AAll Makes Combined : o j0 @3 M2 g& {1 S
A Major Cost
: V6 p/ K* U0 Q% ~5 FA Mutated Car
& E% f7 T- t- o/ S3 P* m+ wA Morons Car : `, b! E( d! L5 h! J3 I* r
Another Major Catastrophe % b0 u8 F# w% ~+ i& m: u+ D4 j! h2 Q/ k
A Man's Car
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All Muscle Car
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Annoying Mechanics Constantly / F& ?0 v9 K9 l2 {/ x f6 a
Automotive Mental Cruelty 8 \) b3 h, A4 [; r3 D/ I3 S
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AUDI: 5 G/ z: j0 X. a
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented ; j; F4 X0 Y* U1 W7 `" P
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
" Z7 z+ L+ T3 F2 w. iAutomobile Under Demonic Influence
- p: f, Z/ \, GAnother Ugly Deutsche Invention
; ~5 q; f) ?+ L2 _2 VAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence 7 D4 ?, r7 _3 o( O0 }
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
4 D, ~/ _ k& g1 h4 uAll Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
$ @. N3 v" j6 ^# `3 h4 S" |Big Money Works
G9 I5 E9 h8 X( t/ g* H3 D9 zBought My Wife . s }$ B7 G' j3 S" Y% F3 _* U2 }
Brutal Money Waster : o; _& n$ h* l5 q0 f# S
Break My Window , i, E/ u' U' ~" }5 g
Break My Windshield
+ K+ i. D& Y8 b# ]+ t9 k& pBabbling Mechanical Wench & X3 ]" L& x- r, F* d3 P$ a- }
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
" M. y2 Q4 Y7 c) J6 pBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
+ n& L& @) M$ QBeautiful Mechanical Wonder / o5 J; T0 B9 O1 O& A8 c9 ?4 R
Barely Moving Wreck , @5 y* R0 \- O, d. T
Big Money Waste
8 P5 N0 v7 F% X* A3 \ s! ?Big Money. Why? {2 @) m. b c; a, S) ^- f
Big Money Works
, Z( G% r0 ~, a, RBorn Moderately Wealthy ( [0 n3 S* G5 g x5 C
Breaks Most Wrenches 0 b$ D/ @5 A+ ]1 S
Bring Many Wrenches 6 K" e4 j0 g, l% P
Brings Me Women ( k( J$ m3 O! k8 s
Brings More Women
1 C$ j) x8 Q0 B& _2 a/ G8 yBroken Money Waster
7 L# R2 d, d1 A. ?* TBroke My Wallet 4 T& U Z0 b, k$ Z3 T# e6 f5 f5 h
Broken Monstrous Wonder
R6 ^) L7 Z/ ^4 TBumbling Mechanical Wretch / P1 o* z% B2 W
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
. u3 ~% y4 Z1 ?$ RBavarian Manure Wagon
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9 o# c( w4 f* }& N6 Q: \BUICK: ; f% z/ G- D2 D
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
) \1 P e- Z2 k/ A* BBig Ugly Imitation Chrome King ) j" v' {5 t2 T% @% Q0 R
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* M$ F) |2 j+ j3 \! n7 @Camaro:
1 T. F" X0 L aCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
. m3 F! A- u/ g7 l7 |9 vCan't America Make A Real One? 3 H) c" G8 j# _$ J+ N
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often 7 I6 r' G) p6 B; s5 P: |: S0 Q. h
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
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% I: j( B. n. ?8 X# _: dCHEVROLET:
, f: m4 H7 E) jCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips 0 z6 l1 [0 t7 f! k3 P4 N" a
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time , D8 p$ a! z; o; ] }+ v+ y
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
8 v# `6 |4 H- \! I* [9 vConstantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
9 c( O1 R6 N" x6 p" }Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology - d: g5 Q- {# z! ~4 I0 ~, [% v
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DODGE: " L: A9 h2 [- t! l. I
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere ( g( c1 b5 A6 R! p; k/ h' }' ]
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater : g& A7 I$ c- i+ \ t
Dead Old Dog Going East
6 c# [9 D) v" \6 u+ R7 rDead On Day Guarantee Expires
4 h/ S7 a" t8 o& L! s& j, f2 Q. uDead On Delivery, Go Easy
' R8 k0 D& X; v: b: V# U+ eDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired ' h$ x& b: [8 Z d
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
4 L/ o+ I+ p* X+ Q9 ~Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
, g, @7 y/ C, m" n7 F$ ^. a2 qDaily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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Every Day Something Else Leaks 2 s$ c; U7 G0 a, T( u) }+ V
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs * I+ I4 V! `5 F$ x6 R/ R1 X
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FIAT: ) {3 I2 f7 r+ C0 g8 f
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology K; ?4 U8 [) A' p( q
Fix It Again, Tony 9 J+ I# K# ~4 ^' A
Fix It All the Time 8 P4 }0 [( l4 I
Found In A Toilet ; w) {8 p7 w! r% B9 | x
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation + X* `& e: w9 e) ^& V* K
0 `3 h; y. ?7 x, u, }/ hFORD: 5 H/ ?0 k) A: h" H9 R4 L
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge 4 I4 Q$ {1 l9 c
Fix Or Repair Daily
- b8 R6 {# X/ E+ p4 I: z3 t% hFound On Road Dead
) Y; d/ v/ K' R0 ]: ]Fast Only Rolling Downhill " ` @8 K! [( {" i; j
First On Race Day 5 W/ ^( C/ g7 J' V; \" ?
First On Recall Day ' ?4 R( q7 f4 j8 ]6 A+ ? d
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
- H3 q! Q& I. U# d8 NFails On Rainy Days 7 p3 v% l% g2 D4 b9 ^/ c; k0 s1 V
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 0 b7 E' J/ D! ~
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
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Finally Obsolete Racing Device 8 [# B& b2 q4 u4 n" {, `
Fireball On Rear Denting
% e% C. X; |; y$ tFirst On Road to Dump
- t9 s% [9 S# PFirst On Rust and Deterioration
! v2 |2 `* G) b% H, E: sFix Or Recycle Dilemma
5 [+ n6 e, }8 r9 L7 D; ~Flipping Over Results in Death 2 R$ ^& Y' S9 R7 o( Z
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
/ l1 j4 c; {' N$ ]4 C# L5 bFollow Our Rusty Dogsled
* g5 t- t; C& N1 Z% `Foot On Road Decelerates ) i4 B+ d u0 @8 E3 {8 r. B1 P$ E
Forced On Reluctant Drivers * H1 V F( Q3 m
Formed Of Rejected DNA % |' ?+ s2 ^& S
Forwarded Once; Return Denied ; J8 r, |. y6 e1 N
Forward Only; Reverse Defective " \. d! |- J- q; U/ l5 ^
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
( n% S" D/ `9 QFork Over Repair Dough
4 p* R1 C# [5 t2 X: xFouled Out Re-done Dodge 7 O, G3 j% [4 X. s; ]( E6 o* {
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration $ C; O* P- {' C
Free Or Reduced Drastically / o6 T ~9 c* z! G# q0 O; I6 a
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
/ B7 i, ~/ M: s0 OFumes and Odors Readily Detectable $ _, u. S% y3 `! v
Funny Old Rattling Dump
y7 D- r' S; w$ f$ i. I- EForget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ! j3 k/ x0 |5 |& T: N
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
2 m( E4 u% A$ b7 LFound Out-Right Dangerous
F* m: ~* B- s( z, r) PFuture Of Racings Delight 8 p/ L* a2 T, S7 m
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot & \1 I9 D) \( k7 t8 A9 g9 [4 y: c3 D
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords 5 [+ U* B1 N+ j( b% g: a2 N. V
LTD:
1 Q- }. L9 ?6 y& R7 ]& @+ SLacks Total Dependability ' m0 q d. n2 N+ L1 n
Lots To Do
% T8 t: c/ [ ]7 f/ s. Q" ELooses Transmissions Daily ; T! Z0 ^5 n V3 f, o# R/ c9 D
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GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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General Maintenance
" ^1 |; M- W7 [1 U I4 Y/ xGreat Mistake
0 X* ?* e5 Q" ^% {. OGarbage Motors ; \) T5 l$ r* b& G+ r+ A$ \. N. Q
Generally Miserable
$ G5 y+ G. ]$ |% Y+ L& [; J' kGrossly Misconceived 1 v! @+ a( C3 t3 L1 _
Gluteus Maximus $ J1 g, E- n e
Good Money
+ h1 {# k5 K: c1 I4 oGoofy's Manufacturing - U0 l6 T: c" R% y; O. @5 M( l
Gone Mental
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GMC:
$ V. i* `0 w* o7 b" _7 E" C& UGrief & Misery Combined
7 X7 M: x$ w0 `0 r( LGarage Man's Companion ) x' N. _6 I" p
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
1 c" ] K) ?& R* b* \2 ZGenerally Mediocre Cars
& x* z/ m: E3 z( _/ mGet More Chicks
+ @1 o5 {& A0 M) _3 eGets Mechanics Crazy 5 O9 T& h9 {' m2 J( B" O4 K& O
Gods Mechanical Curse
) g5 j! F3 m) \: h3 S; dGot More Crap + s% Z9 `% B ~/ i& d
Great Mountain Climber 1 t+ l/ Z' ^- w6 v' u7 j. a
Great Motor Car
9 w1 t" V7 K! ?/ l* Y4 s+ `God Made Chevy
+ O D1 w& \: ]' O1 E8 x! UGood Moron Car * X7 w& ?; G# }( }8 ~+ O
Got Mine Cheap
3 X/ } K) a1 Z9 aGet My Checkbook
4 c5 W/ g$ F3 x( ~ t+ p, zGone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
6 Q5 V" R f# eGas, Tires, Oil
9 M, _0 i+ C: t# u3 \0 \4 vGet Tools Out * {% [( a- [, V( T9 n& @# N9 e* C# }
Get To Onramp 6 K' `- Q) E! N4 W
Good To Own
8 `1 k. X f" BGet The Others ! F- j5 p8 b6 U& y# H' `
Generally Trashed Out # G& m$ a& A$ z, y4 l& L* o n: o
Good Time Out
. q" z0 c- \7 i5 p h. SGone To Overdrive , n0 M8 l0 S4 ?
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HONDA: ' R6 D& d& s( r! b
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
' @9 M+ j8 I) Q. V3 p% @1 THad One Never Did Again
+ W- r5 J% e. V4 k, QHang On, Not Done Accelerating & F! j5 x1 |) M4 Y( }
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles + w' x2 M. M9 p4 \6 l
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles & E2 g2 Y; c1 }. ]9 v
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
) _9 r T1 p+ {How Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ' c6 Y# B# V2 K' C9 @+ @. O. w7 R" N
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... ) D( ]+ @+ j# u6 U6 H7 G$ V' m
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JEEP:
& U2 {; ^' V% v" ~& G6 ?! [Just Eats Every Part
2 A: `) r: ^) P. E' C3 }& `Just Empty Every Pocket 3 \9 j) i7 N0 G! J+ c
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly * X5 D! [, }& C! a( c& `
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 1 D% ]% t1 u( J7 L' F
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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Kick It Around ) Q) r" u, d+ D7 m3 t7 v' D6 a4 K) ^
Kick It Again
6 R N7 n2 e7 U/ ]Killed In Action
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2 O T) n, t K! v6 ?3 m. T% C' U7 yLOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
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MG:
2 X: ]. k4 E7 N2 L. m3 {Money Guzzler
& I5 A* \2 v+ I" J" `2 CMostly Garaged * I: Z& V( p& q. [% ?) V7 P
Major Goof
" A* L# O8 d$ j4 \* T! f1 }5 C: IMGB: Might Go Backwards
% L* Z& Q& v7 B: E( {* A4 ]MGB: Might Go, But . . . ! u* d/ w1 j: l0 N( X
MGB: Motor Going Bad
6 Z; y% G w4 Y2 v$ SMGF: Might Go Forward
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MIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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( c# z6 g% ~/ l- z5 YMOPAR u- _4 n9 n2 r4 ]4 I% `! T
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
" q# H+ D- M% o/ c. |4 JMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
0 K2 n2 L3 `6 @# {" c! x. rMost Often Passed At Races 8 ^ [, z% T* I0 e) o" V
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
- Z# |+ }. w ~5 qMove Over People Are Racing
! t9 }0 X% x2 A# m2 nMove Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly & c+ e0 S: l9 b% @. v
My Old Pig Ain't Running I! P) Z- L1 T7 {
My Only Problems Are Repairs % C% b3 p1 _1 t% ]
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
/ t: [( a$ e# p7 rMore Often Parts Are Replaced 4 X: l2 c0 R$ y: |0 R
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MUSTANG:
0 i$ R$ `/ c/ p4 ]Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 3 w- m6 `- C# _6 B
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
9 W2 b1 M o9 _6 i! nMaybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
! J/ H8 |: o; {+ N" {, J$ B5 CMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO $ L% q1 W p7 e( N* A' r
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OLDSMOBILE:
0 B2 r8 N+ @; Q: g5 p1 }: IOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
% X/ y0 v2 R4 c. |* cOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment 3 ^! `4 K8 U& j$ w6 o- v
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PINTO:
6 Q! T& Q6 l; G- X! _$ ]: kPut In Nickel To Operate
+ |+ Q, {+ @" a2 L1 w) D7 EPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook ! C+ O" x, G. |" G% S4 Z4 @8 _* A
Put In New Transmission Often
5 W; N4 f9 Z0 M! p: x* l( @) ?Pushed In Neutral Too Often
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PONTIAC: 9 A, I s0 c$ J4 \
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car ! G! M2 O' f, W& G2 I
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac 6 k$ B/ z9 O1 L+ q7 u
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4 Y5 j$ X- Y( U. r) ]PORSCHE: , Y& D: d" I+ ~8 ?( D. F" E. a
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
# M3 _/ Q: p( c* @: K+ tPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 9 X- X7 v- [7 S% q9 t( o$ `1 y$ p; |
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. U8 G9 |5 B0 ]) x/ }& _Send Another Automobile Back - y2 r5 p9 T: H' ^
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 3 r6 N7 k2 w+ S; k2 G( F, o
Sad Attempt At Beauty
T6 O3 y8 \6 rSorry Auto, Always Broken
5 |1 X( A* ]5 S5 D1 n a' I; E+ FShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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SUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually - W6 N6 c& `/ k0 g
1 w- {6 `# Y5 f% g* sTOYOTA:
) e, U( e3 z; J2 zToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto ( a& D* o. b) I8 D% L
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass 9 ?3 x9 p* {! D; ~
The One You Ought To Avoid / |7 ` ?' K: c5 H( b5 p; v
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8 T( n( U5 W$ z- [* ?% y$ OThis Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! 4 @8 ^5 {2 Z& K# V1 j
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! % h3 g+ G- B) I0 h1 N T% P2 g
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TR: Tools Required * n0 b- n, w9 m
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VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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VW:
5 t$ i% }5 z4 S ~. b) nVintage Wreck : _* M) `" j: R2 `+ A/ d' [
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