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I can tell U tons of silly Car Acronyms------- 7 D# a% z) l! h9 Z# b% R: l3 P
1 U9 q7 B2 X( x- }ACURA: & i* X: J0 W, g, D' n
Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile 0 P) p6 p+ s: S& w5 e
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America 0 E1 S& u' i* d/ h2 @* ?) t+ Z
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AMC: ; \0 y+ o* s/ D6 W' d
All Makes Combined 6 }& I- W; D; G& F- l: u
A Major Cost 1 E7 Y, I8 R% S- `, f% m, w
A Mutated Car
# i8 R- e/ P, v! V5 ?2 _" mA Morons Car 7 s3 Q/ j$ _7 g7 t$ [
Another Major Catastrophe * p% Y( r4 o8 `
A Man's Car & N% B' G* O" s- _+ d4 T; a% L
A Miss Conception
) P b. ^- k7 cAll Muscle Car
; u! r" K# i8 h. e& N- I8 KAll Most Car
K$ V$ ^1 D; d/ n, J JAnnoying Mechanics Constantly - h+ B2 b( _! \3 j' q7 A7 l
Automotive Mental Cruelty
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Always Unsafe Designs Implemented / _' L9 ~3 {: G: s2 B
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
9 W4 V0 l. O) o: G" DAutomobile Under Demonic Influence ( m. M7 N; F* ]1 V+ E/ D
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
: d' E0 ]2 r. S1 v# n: uAlways Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
$ L& W; n8 b# h! gAutomobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. 0 x8 I: n# t1 N# A( h% R2 @
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
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BMW:
/ V# e U/ H$ x. J+ n+ h) a TBig Money Works , E7 _( B" F4 `; U
Bought My Wife
3 z5 }9 V4 o y! k" jBrutal Money Waster
8 n8 }7 @; H6 {7 I" n2 ?Break My Window
" y* ?- \2 T+ r: D/ s- R+ R/ bBreak My Windshield 2 M2 k5 H3 \! M, R `/ ]: U
Babbling Mechanical Wench
% W6 S4 W, A7 M ~1 ?7 L/ ?. QBeastly Monstrous Wonder
7 I- }1 u$ h# R4 [* UBeautiful Masterpieces on Wheels ( C( k$ F/ _ `/ S( }
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
) {( A3 W5 P; n. }/ iBarely Moving Wreck
4 [- `; y7 C4 D& i% t( `Big Money Waste 2 k5 S! i: l3 ^* y) V
Big Money. Why?
" o- \ w/ y/ I+ ?2 DBig Money Works
, y* C, ?1 x' c0 G* aBorn Moderately Wealthy $ u" d: X2 Z8 [ d
Breaks Most Wrenches
6 x! o5 K5 i" X' g; ZBring Many Wrenches
; Q0 D& m' S# z8 |9 C/ ^Brings Me Women ( Q8 x& e) p6 t
Brings More Women - R! e9 r8 o$ \! U& o2 V' |% G: S
Broken Money Waster
1 j/ Q b8 I7 r5 xBroke My Wallet : o2 F; k3 _5 @( m" i
Broken Monstrous Wonder
5 L* e# D; }: e5 pBumbling Mechanical Wretch
: z# j: w3 y5 D Q s$ KBlasphemous Motorized Wreck , U6 n5 c% [% i6 Z' c/ x- y. Y# v
Bavarian Manure Wagon ! c: _/ B% b, | i
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% S! o2 t3 `8 f9 R4 P" H( XBUICK:
$ ~5 {/ i) \8 IBig Ugly Indestructible Car Killer " A4 i. y. E. a# k; K! K b+ W% Q) A9 l
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
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4 N0 w- J- V9 Y% O* YCamaro:
% w, t! j# N+ |1 A0 _: ?: BCan A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
0 U8 c3 d7 H; [4 n2 F( H4 ]Can't America Make A Real One? % X* v& |6 z$ @" D. G
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
1 e+ a2 O& g1 f+ k( tCould Always Manufacture And Recall Often / [0 Y# f" L0 O
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CHEVROLET:
1 Q6 P7 {. W B BCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips $ k- E' |+ ~0 u! m* H& F1 Q Z
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time ' h5 j$ P, X7 M W" p/ H& ?5 k9 n
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
# z \& |6 {. c3 K* D) |Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques " N7 f* F3 M, E4 `& a* \) D
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
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DODGE:
; S, c: ^6 V: @Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere 4 ], X6 x- ?* V* L9 }2 G
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
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Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
$ M+ Z$ ^4 y4 y! U. WDead On Delivery, Go Easy
) H( _/ j8 T0 @% KDead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
2 W1 C1 h4 f: sDead Or Dying Garbage Emitter 7 \+ Y7 a+ ^ p4 G2 }1 g
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment ! J% H3 e3 ?- u" \' h# z
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive + p# y+ B- d3 I# r: Z& z! }' F/ r
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EDSEL:
1 i) o% O g; \+ y0 TEvery Day Something Else Leaks ' ~/ Z+ U* j9 Q [1 W9 W1 H
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
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4 q6 T! J1 w6 _# {/ r3 w0 QFIAT: ( `( r1 Z" R" b: u4 f9 r
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
3 S( l9 Z' Z3 @5 v3 M! RFix It Again, Tony / m% n7 x P* z8 B
Fix It All the Time
1 e4 _- M9 S* UFound In A Toilet ' v) h# ~$ X; V( g
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
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% l0 h2 ~6 k( I$ EFORD: . e+ E5 D$ X' r: s% X1 x! A
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
# ^4 ?: ~1 `5 m1 Q" cFix Or Repair Daily + u' z" G( Y, L6 }" G7 w
Found On Road Dead
4 U7 A" I3 _! y5 O4 N4 c. sFast Only Rolling Downhill
7 M8 ]% p- { |9 V$ vFirst On Race Day & I0 m" \8 k, j' E7 x
First On Recall Day
- N+ {7 Q2 c: ?* n5 E7 H% J9 qFabricated Of Refried Dung
0 T; \, i" p" f1 e* w5 JFails On Rainy Days # x! ?7 Q* U- W( J. d
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream 7 f# Q7 Z& T+ G
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver d. `! ?3 m; Y$ n0 r5 T5 G
Fault Of R&D ( i8 h/ O" C( X% `9 `) L
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
! s o1 d/ s( |" f* ? OFireball On Rear Denting , V6 N5 H% X, F, @
First On Road to Dump
& R2 p& D; L0 UFirst On Rust and Deterioration
4 Y8 y, g; ]2 y: \/ B6 ?" }Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
: M6 U% \. J# V$ u' @" jFlipping Over Results in Death : y+ Q+ d4 u' F
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
; s8 `9 j' N0 O. r$ fFollow Our Rusty Dogsled 0 S! f9 X$ }) y8 _( n/ w
Foot On Road Decelerates ! ^$ [1 b4 j+ L/ r# O t+ k) X
Forced On Reluctant Drivers 0 A5 d, x2 D7 f
Formed Of Rejected DNA `3 g, d( \0 c( r
Forwarded Once; Return Denied % e0 L1 r$ Z% S( S
Forward Only; Reverse Defective - D% B. k2 B0 T+ y8 Q
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin ) r) U( v3 [4 A
Fork Over Repair Dough 2 m1 U$ f3 l" i3 f7 q4 z
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge / v3 ~' n/ W! X: ?
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration & Q. m+ P0 M! w' l! U, ]9 o
Free Or Reduced Drastically
' ~+ `( L6 x0 S/ ]2 FFrequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
$ O; {+ g% U7 M' e- [$ W. RFumes and Odors Readily Detectable
) u; g. C( s9 B$ [/ N3 FFunny Old Rattling Dump % j! }6 U$ G7 H- G( Z6 `" P
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett) ) Z) S x) I& u( i" b" K
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
. l7 T( X/ @$ Z3 FFound Out-Right Dangerous 4 P" a( u" {% ^
Future Of Racings Delight
. O, j. g& C2 p' l. B3 l# H) b: G(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
9 r" j- s/ K" d5 l$ |% |# [8 B* N(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords + r* h D/ S" ?1 M
LTD: 5 P) p% f4 l1 V# ?
Lacks Total Dependability ! ?9 ^% l H4 @3 k1 y
Lots To Do
2 m- e/ c8 W( [/ ^" KLooses Transmissions Daily $ _5 P8 H0 B @% ~- u( {
# B7 y, n$ A r; j- _3 [GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked
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4 F1 y4 F: x |General Maintenance 5 O7 D/ s9 |& N% `- o2 E6 `5 L
Great Mistake
6 w- l# ]7 N$ N7 O" tGarbage Motors # |+ C) h! A: f
Generally Miserable % ?- o5 a+ f, b" M
Grossly Misconceived
5 x; R3 B, i* g# @( }4 I% zGluteus Maximus $ Q& u& u( r9 L1 G5 q: J Q
Good Money 3 s* r# o3 _2 W U* r9 y; Z- [- E
Goofy's Manufacturing
+ ?5 |$ n# s: J2 J, Z) i3 sGone Mental 0 l. M0 Q" Y% j: x- M4 K
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7 a. Z3 w2 G5 e/ }: NGrief & Misery Combined ! c0 d4 u4 m4 A9 W; d) M1 L' v* r9 ~
Garage Man's Companion 8 p/ J, _( s. f% _
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
/ F- Y7 V0 h7 Q- U3 A# m+ s( xGenerally Mediocre Cars 5 k8 U8 y/ B/ ^1 G Q9 K
Get More Chicks
: ]% r1 d' z% Q s0 D$ rGets Mechanics Crazy . n) f# g- T, N! l3 k, ~0 c
Gods Mechanical Curse 1 J4 l% o/ P8 @* e0 N# S8 W4 k
Got More Crap ( D4 n3 O" `. r) C) t
Great Mountain Climber 0 I9 a/ L; e7 y+ o2 s: ?" |* ?
Great Motor Car 9 s$ s" ?3 Z3 ^/ K6 l
God Made Chevy
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Got Mine Cheap * j0 z7 Q. r: J/ d! P8 B# z; _, c
Get My Checkbook
; S2 D, F" B- R7 M9 |Gone Mad Corp.
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GTO:
' N+ f7 ~- S) u$ }# T! ^' V& u Z: ~, NGas, Tires, Oil ' ^! J/ y; g- @9 F
Get Tools Out
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9 w* P; C+ q, j2 O8 i9 xGood To Own : Z" u. S" J3 J
Get The Others 1 }3 f& `6 H g! L
Generally Trashed Out
6 V2 r( `! \3 C- b5 FGood Time Out
4 K6 O! z Q! X" R* V# z* i7 T- lGone To Overdrive
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: l( J3 H2 ?; e$ P) E- |HONDA: " m6 D' u% F* d7 |' s
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
3 T6 R# V& e3 V, p. j1 V4 o: [Had One Never Did Again + k" G2 h" y3 _" {# u- E; ]
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
3 H( e) [5 D) I, W0 z1 I1 _6 oHallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
8 v: `9 `: [; c0 j% Z3 G$ \. IHallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
" a5 }' h0 O+ Q- ^& M: u; qHistory Of No Dramatic Acceleration
5 o- O, ^! V7 V- VHow Odd, No Darn Acceleration? ' Q3 ~% q W/ g4 s1 l; C8 A5 i
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
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HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... & Z1 P! C+ g* W& s4 G0 d& ^: H
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JEEP: ! l4 \2 W( O1 P( V; T L
Just Eats Every Part
' U4 e' M4 D9 E9 c0 ]Just Empty Every Pocket . K7 O- @4 X% M, Q% W. I% r% r
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
5 p7 D) d/ a+ s( [; YJumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes 9 A' [( Z2 n7 p! D) k
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
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KIA:
, Q: f7 _7 S7 T. q& }8 DKick It Around # c2 h: @) q" E& B4 ?: w
Kick It Again
* H e O, G& S! U o6 W# t7 KKilled In Action ; d+ ^% P# Y W0 x3 I1 j" q7 E
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LOTUS: Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 1 j& ^3 D: a* u+ R! o
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MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 8 i& n- F: p9 U8 C
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Money Guzzler ! Y3 ]6 g; } v3 r1 }
Mostly Garaged ( g, d0 B+ L3 Z' v/ q+ Q
Major Goof 7 I- i+ u5 L; J, t+ ^
MGB: Might Go Backwards
6 @# A7 q, `- L8 y# v( \) OMGB: Might Go, But . . .
% B* F+ n) D0 o3 R" v1 _+ gMGB: Motor Going Bad % T3 v# F: X. Z1 I
MGF: Might Go Forward 0 Z- C3 k( e3 K! Z0 `8 L4 M7 Y1 \
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9 U0 ? G) f; I% d2 K6 g( UMIATA: My Intention: Always To Accelerate
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: J' t; e. K" e6 \, K5 v# zMOPAR $ j% }& b" k4 P% e9 ^2 u1 r: M6 p
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
1 h; _* E+ o% J! r0 p* f/ i1 h$ s) MMiscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously , S' e* O2 U) Y) I5 O
Most Often Passed At Races
% ^# U" G( M% c( P7 o% qMostly Old Parts And Rust 6 b8 o! g/ R! W7 a4 H
Move Over People Are Racing ) n, r+ ]% G$ o) s4 {
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
8 D; D1 h! o+ \6 ]6 vMy Old Pig Ain't Running
) S* D; n) T( [$ A9 `My Only Problems Are Repairs : S! D2 p$ c. r# L) \
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
- e7 E. M0 u3 }More Often Parts Are Replaced 8 J* a4 z* o& M* u2 F
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4 h0 ]# o: j5 ?% sMUSTANG: 0 `0 D' @/ @7 `9 ~4 [. z& _* i
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good 8 a1 q( s2 U, C# |* j
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go ) _; c5 d* s6 D! E [- [
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
( @- g- {- b8 z4 k YMaybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO / y3 t; c' ^* ^( r$ t; o# Z
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OLDSMOBILE:
+ `+ f# W9 F& G) p3 W3 i$ pOld Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
9 s* M: G6 C7 |& gOverpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
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! W& Z G& T& {; j# K8 OPINTO: / [" K5 f! A% w
Put In Nickel To Operate
( p3 p: {2 J* Z. sPaid Inspector Nicely To Overlook , V9 h) u9 ~ r7 M7 p
Put In New Transmission Often
7 z @$ S L: C% H* L2 O+ ?6 {- OPushed In Neutral Too Often - l9 v! S, ]2 k- L0 l0 T
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PONTIAC:
7 y6 ]8 i- f7 u$ y# G |2 ePlan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
; o ]5 T9 k* s, l" h! xPoor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
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3 J+ C3 }" p9 G! l0 R0 vPORSCHE:
- `: _% I) s/ WProof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
% I2 ]# z' W0 s" c. aPulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough 6 e$ f. j3 B9 u( g
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Send Another Automobile Back " b; ^) H9 V( {5 |0 a2 n
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown 0 {5 Z/ F L! ~% V2 U
Sad Attempt At Beauty 5 D) L+ \* i( j
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
$ y0 _ U D7 h; q; YShape Appears Ass-Backwards
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$ A8 ~% F. g3 U( \! P" dSUBARU: Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually . {; L- q( a( d" a* k( G/ Z
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TOYOTA: 6 _3 d3 a. k2 S' j& x
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto 2 w' }( r" b+ M3 k
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass : e l) m! y ~
The One You Ought To Avoid + f& m. R2 i j+ l& F
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TRIUMPH: ( J- s: {+ `0 t) R
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
4 f9 `! p. s) a5 c4 ^5 ^7 k$ pTried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! - D+ D7 m* G# T" M
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TR: Tools Required
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$ F; `5 D/ F! N; K9 }2 mVOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
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Vintage Wreck
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