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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
9 Y# M; i+ ~/ J' ?9 @3 m' u0 `her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the1 y: e1 Z8 s7 {, T
entrance.% p4 A) g. S) }: h! C) D
5 a9 X l, h; i, P. o The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
$ L$ U* h& d* tWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'* y% {9 x# y/ H' t
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
0 O* z% e7 L* M1 Kain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you+ D% U6 D; j& Z+ x( R1 ~$ E
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'- u% C2 E* [! t4 o
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
4 V9 ~, {4 p, @3 ~& I2 h: i5 ?couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for9 J6 L* g) l- y9 X/ k- ^
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
