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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
+ I' i! w6 D0 Z3 Vher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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1 T; u6 O/ d5 M2 M The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to7 I0 K' C7 g# l H+ F) o+ m
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'- n; Q, u* ^0 ^; v
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they
) O6 `+ s0 |7 ~ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you) J3 P+ c/ a" U" h7 W
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'3 p& `+ C* d3 j
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
" u% T& l. m$ ucouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for( E4 r( U. T- O' q2 Y
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
