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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with
! T$ T9 v% F5 \& o" q" qher two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the* L5 R: ^! W# M: l9 r9 G- ^+ k
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% c) y1 L8 ]6 w: M& n- i; z' v: J8 p The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
$ `5 a1 L( ^) O7 r% ~Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'% y) h. {: A' J/ G
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they% Z3 g& ?% [3 Z3 U8 A
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you. g" r9 \8 ^! p( D9 S6 E
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'9 M: ?# _+ m% Z( @9 I3 E
, a- i6 ]. V4 r" n, {) E: k2 Z 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
- Q6 b9 N7 G$ vcouldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for: n4 v- N" W. T/ ^
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
