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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with+ Y# M" ~. U. d
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the1 K# O5 C, O2 u# W1 D7 a
entrance.1 G5 b5 @: o6 m: W6 X6 Q
( t6 v( l" f k3 S9 z% m' ?6 I! R The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to
& c7 ` A- {2 m1 fWal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'! M+ X9 E1 P7 [! M8 W
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they1 A' q2 X6 N3 I+ P7 B/ f
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you3 z# ^. a8 B. B7 r1 l" J% j
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'" G. q3 i. [, p! q
6 H* ~# \$ X2 @* ?! d- D 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just
/ q4 f) U2 z- O* o+ ?couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for1 g1 n" |$ g1 q8 E1 q
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
