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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with! X* a3 s' q2 W B) R
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to! ^0 p1 |9 g4 F7 Y2 E6 }
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'9 h9 s% [9 M2 R/ b- |( e
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they6 {4 e. l1 _. H+ j& D% E9 w
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just6 P, B, l" {5 c9 u4 V A
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
