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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with+ W) a3 x' U7 {9 o6 c
her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the4 b7 e1 V- t4 w) @6 Q# w
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The Wal-Mart greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to/ O' j, m, j7 b& s
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
/ ]2 ^* P$ K: Z4 u The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Heck no, they) E/ q) _, r4 y( n5 i
ain't. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the heck would you, S- q3 W, O) T2 t# M# o4 g& e* m6 @
think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'7 P1 r+ p6 ]* i R6 m q
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'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. 'I just0 s# x7 Y5 c5 Q
couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for+ b* J$ i9 e6 y7 r! |6 Y4 n0 a
shopping at Wal-Mart.' |
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发表于 2008-5-10 06:39
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for the greeter!
