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发表于 2008-5-9 17:33 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Believe it or not.) v# m. ]  M( c- {
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Woman has
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Man
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in it;
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Female has* Q4 L& O9 `7 B+ A6 P+ }: S
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in it;
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in it;
4 p, x$ \' l0 S) o  L) z& \Madam has
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Adam in it; 4 B$ ]1 O3 @% r' ~. ~& |
No wonder men always want to be inside women!

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Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the* `+ C+ |) K: H/ [
legs of a woman.... 6 C& J8 Z6 t2 I9 x
Why?
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3 t2 w. a4 x. o0 hBECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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2 P) i3 V3 N" c8 b' f8 Y+ `Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...1 _( @1 C6 c  I& @
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I never looked at it this way before:

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+ ^; {0 O3 e, @) z: [) rEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN?  
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MEN tal breakdown( k" f- L3 ?7 P5 ~8 j1 |, w

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GUY necologist
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; Y( A( g6 C! z0 l4 A$ HWhen we have REAL trouble, it's a
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terectomy.
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Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.4 c; z/ p2 m4 u. q8 N0 o
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Send this to all the men just to annoy them
  
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Have a good day, guys!!! :-)hehehe.....
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发表于 2008-5-13 17:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
interesting~~~~
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发表于 2008-5-13 20:59 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2008-5-14 11:11 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-5-14 19:04 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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发表于 2008-5-18 16:19 | 显示全部楼层
what's a hell
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