Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
' {, n' I; t9 M' [1 IIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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% i% M: C6 M" e0 T& k8 pIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

# G8 Q# e+ ]. j' z3 m3 kIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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6 F/ W7 x  @8 KIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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+ ~' @% `' [4 H9 ]% d" f# m% `4 tIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
& r$ i# X3 I, @) a& BIf you don't, you're a slob.

7 a8 W- W* J/ |; V3 J* KIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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1 f8 v3 D' F# d# @: a' ]; UIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
; g; b: I, ^1 c7 ]& Y4 vIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~