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If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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" G1 x9 w0 ^- ~; i0 BIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
, q) Z) o) O5 ^If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.$ X8 c/ |8 s7 T, E, l
+ S) B3 ?0 U' k, EIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.6 W& r) v1 s3 }- g7 L& h X
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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% S! r5 J% q3 r. A- R4 S4 mIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
! x1 z& l: M& UIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference., Q/ e2 X8 l; \# F R, C
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
( J. g, }1 \$ F/ @' C: R8 eIf you don't, you're insensitive.4 k, l+ Q# x2 W2 |* K; h3 A7 b
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
. \' c3 f3 y6 RIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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7 g0 }4 \4 {' y% {5 M8 EIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.) h7 L9 ?1 E" D- p2 h. `2 E) ?
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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" J3 f9 H; p" ?! a" K: x* [$ K( dIf you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
# { u: k: `% W/ Z2 {, Q* mIf you don't, you're a slob.9 u6 M+ i ^+ c% V# K+ F2 u3 ^
h: t. B5 e8 M" l' MIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.; H- P5 ]3 ~& n. d
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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0 T7 X& A% k+ ]0 GIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.* J5 |* z) J$ L7 E# w% Y
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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3 T$ s6 B N0 N6 |1 S. [# m( t( bIf she has a headache, she's tired.
: `1 m* u& Z) w0 }4 e; P$ K; B9 UIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around. |
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