Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
6 ]: D' U7 x# f% IIf you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
# V' W. V( s& ?0 h9 G( wIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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+ t3 u! _3 w! ?% \9 `. {2 o; LIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

1 z. t2 j) h- a  o, pIf you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

$ d% O0 d3 D) G* S" y4 P0 e" gIf you cry, you're a wimp.
$ O2 F4 C' }% w- k9 C/ n# sIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
7 o* R; F0 Y1 B" M) q  MIf she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

$ t+ X# f) Z3 T) ]& @If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
$ j3 G4 `2 d1 B0 GIf you don't, you're a slob.

' Z3 y# S3 M( f& CIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
+ \0 U5 Y9 B  G1 Y" e. ?. [If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

! y# F* v) R( ^' X! x4 uIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
% d5 Z+ M' X& TIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
- ~/ |# x6 k$ I- b6 d1 D! EIf you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~