Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
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$ {0 Z8 X4 E0 B* A% ], V# dIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
8 i! a9 K8 w) m+ J  {) J1 a1 B- bIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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0 _0 ~/ g: B( e1 ^2 P" l; D# OIf you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
& u6 _" Z& a) v: Q$ n8 X' E; |; ZIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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If you cry, you're a wimp.
- R: `7 V. u& d! _& b9 VIf you don't, you're insensitive.
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( {. y+ ~- u" d0 J2 f5 @! _# J# MIf you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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& C9 J0 d& S! F$ oIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( w9 ?: t. b/ mIf you don't, you're a slob.
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, ~2 G) m2 F- c: a. v$ NIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
. P( J& e; y/ Y- hIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
4 z1 y* E' D7 O/ O% mIf you're not, you're not ambitious.
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( n) C  `7 F5 t6 h2 zIf she has a headache, she's tired.
; o* q7 s# }4 ?. T$ ~' l# T1 ?If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~