Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
2 |6 M  O7 v2 w* `7 }If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
) E' k/ q( Z5 L$ [- u0 g4 h5 jIf you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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8 n" a" @1 w/ e* }If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

7 Q0 [8 m1 G# CIf you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
3 ]1 r3 o- i! G0 y7 c; _9 @If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
( M) _" M8 g2 s9 q5 \; @  fIf she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
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& w/ w0 ^% T+ p+ C% L& i" j" O6 l+ jIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
3 u; Q. H* r8 V( `If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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* U) O5 U0 k  \. g2 WIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
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0 E1 R) ]% z7 x7 m/ AIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~