Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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* [) x/ T; {! f0 i# KIf she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
$ E7 `% J* C: N! l, {6 C. J3 qIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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$ g- i) e1 a4 d' S2 B. yIf you cry, you're a wimp.
* z) K8 R- m% a7 g) G- WIf you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

7 F% \0 s$ t7 U' d5 y3 aIf you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

" D/ }/ y. M$ Q$ xIf you buy her flowers, you're after something.
6 P% i' Z- ~9 M# S+ TIf you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
, G+ I+ n3 J1 x0 P, PIf you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
, a& _) }3 K9 l% ?If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
feeling sorry for the guys~