Brother you can't win

小叶子

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
7 ]$ ~' J8 B/ ?1 w/ V+ |If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
6 g; t) A3 \" ]2 X' a; W" kIf she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
. u8 F* l/ s! N; nIf you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
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If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
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/ Q, p5 F1 m& l( F: z% N( _If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
( c; Z. _9 N3 C2 ^1 GIf you don't, you're a slob.
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If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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, J3 X6 z+ y& y/ P: AIf you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

9 N5 m: H+ g( K. y6 ^: lIf she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

織紗千影

haha~
8 O& Y, m/ L9 y- Y5 Nfeeling sorry for the guys~