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/ w7 e4 J+ N4 _8 ^0 m# ?0 E' IThe girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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, k4 b- ]6 ]- _7 D* M2 g: b'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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; s! {9 v0 K0 V4 m l; \'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................* @. W8 ^# J7 H( _% _
(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...'
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. / f" [6 j q0 b6 B+ ], Q$ f. f
5 z0 e7 Y" e" ~, U5 O, zGirl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' 6 q) C" \ T3 S. @! t2 h
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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