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 An *** daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cussed her.
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4 S. |$ p7 V$ X8 U6 m1 e8 m'Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?'
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The girl, crying, replied, 'Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute...'
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'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family.'
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. q) x# m! ~$ U0 Y- m4 A9 s'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................
8 t( a# M# i0 x( x$ m3 s2 @(takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ...' : r2 ?) l1 Q( \" I9 o7 k3 m
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'Now what was it ye said ye had become?' says Dad. & w+ R( o7 `0 V! K& t
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Girl, crying again, 'Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff.' : x5 [ k# K# R
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'Oh! my lord! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.' |
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