Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN

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& F$ ^* {. ]; D  R2 [ WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .


"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.


  G' J7 m, \  Q. M5 _( P( ^" R, G I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.


THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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5 ~: `1 G# E. |' S' G  y THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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1 X0 e: B2 T0 d LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

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% v4 }5 y8 y) U. YI read a similar one before~