Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


' F! O/ i9 c$ }' c! N3 p2 W9 l  R WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.


THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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% A4 Y# W4 r0 {  \+ D# [ THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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! N: _; n" B: W; F: R' H# c "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."


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5 g9 e7 d' b2 V2 a# G' f A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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' u) z/ H8 m- c+ j$ A: a THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.


WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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, C0 t6 E, f* t) }+ q$ [, Q$ S "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
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& t) q* f4 S( [7 E' f( j$ o THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.


9 G# D$ s8 w! l! @! y! O NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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IMPRESSIVE..
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.


4 W) |/ K* T7 x1 i SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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8 X5 _0 |, |/ q/ w! f END.


THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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: F# o, @( m8 _: r, C) ^ THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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I read a similar one before~