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 THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN% C# Q$ {, g2 S8 c0 N8 l { q6 L
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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9 N1 Z2 ?6 j6 g7 J) R1 |: m "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.3 T9 a& @: k) l) d, l
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.1 y8 k! {. l% V' B0 e0 m
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THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."% c |; c& J: A2 ?7 S' D- l' s
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THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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! D. d6 N- Q' H' W NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.8 E: P& w2 H# k
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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR
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END.
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, E6 I4 C$ ?& f5 G. \; E" C THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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* _1 s3 F# F) Y9 \( H0 [7 n LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
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