Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN


WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.


SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.


THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .
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"THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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( i) t+ O. l2 e/ d- P" _ I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."


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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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9 F  \% Y( E4 ^- c8 r$ c THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.

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5 G  A' J) ]1 D2 R+ U" |9 g1 G THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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/ i: T8 x' [2 c1 s/ P NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS

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IMPRESSIVE..


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SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR

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END.
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$ U0 b0 A* r, z) q" u# \0 u THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
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THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

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( O6 `2 o4 V6 S+ o6 b) Z. n" y" ^I read a similar one before~