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发表于 2008-4-26 09:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.# H) l- f2 B- o# @3 J# p; g
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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
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THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .# W2 a5 e) c& \
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1 j9 k) n" z. t: V5 G* a% F& R! J "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
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( Y) l2 x( p3 D8 ~0 K A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
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$ a3 c' I) K+ P" Q6 z4 D, g; C THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,
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: N2 [; f0 E# X2 G* P "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."/ |2 c4 U7 g2 A' z/ f3 @

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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.' `1 q' y. A+ m
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& C2 L: p& X% t9 S$ \ SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR2 ?3 l/ A7 S4 x) @
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" ^4 z+ ]' p. P/ A. P THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU
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( r1 [. \% H/ C3 k: c4 v& q LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A+ v$ i, L* L/ q9 [3 y3 g
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