Three Women

秋染红叶

THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN
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WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

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1 L9 I2 z1 p$ g, L* h" `( @ SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

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THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

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: n: }3 J! E8 h) { THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY .

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1 s1 k  O% ^( ~  T0 U- {8 Y "THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.

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I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

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A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.

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1 {& Y6 D0 l' R THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR.
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WHEN SHE FINISHED,SHE EXPLAINED,

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: T3 s! u$ h5 V2 I& l "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

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: M# P! l) \3 R  y: _ THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
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NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
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" l  u7 L: G: ~ IMPRESSIVE..
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% _7 s0 t) Y" |; o2 y$ ?1 M SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR


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6 S+ M/ c* A& _8 M9 o3 y$ k" \/ e THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

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* W: q$ T- Q( `4 H& a* H! X THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID...................." WELL, WILL YOU

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- P; j3 j0 I  B0 d# X/ c LOOK AT THAT.....I'M GETTING A
FAX!!"

織紗千影

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I read a similar one before~