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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.6 @" c* p k4 p7 g1 w3 G( T
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?6 V( n( C& J1 P& g* D
! P+ }4 h8 H* ^/ f' N8 \/ K8 Y, |! XWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"# k' `- ~5 R$ {3 ?4 r% r. d# A: |1 H
\7 V: F% W2 e7 Q3 VSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"0 n7 E6 e2 U0 H" J `
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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