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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.; `; a% M5 a6 ?) T$ m( y
( t% K$ d# [; o- F0 @- Z4 rYou know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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3 k2 C% z$ s3 Y1 m% |% DWell, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"
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2 R# I/ N' Z8 x: i8 OSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?", I+ T( I2 e6 O
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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