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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?
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2 C+ Q( I" E7 \Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"0 A5 V# M. e1 F: U2 x( `2 d
2 E ~9 R* Y8 o% \0 iSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?". P+ n3 U3 B% N; C4 f" S7 w0 K
& b6 k) D8 E- n" \.... and that's when the fight started. |
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