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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.0 @: I9 X4 J q! u6 f5 `: e! h, T
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?0 k7 g! p3 Q: N
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!"( I, R( P+ }7 G+ X- `- J" n) S0 Q
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So I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
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# _. |6 N; X P( O; Q5 P.... and that's when the fight started. |
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