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I rear-ended a car this morning. So we're off to the side of the road and the driver slowly gets out of his car.
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You know how sometimes you're just sooooo stressed that life's problems become funny?# ?7 ~3 @4 g( s6 Q2 _
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Well, wouldn't you know . . . this guy's a dwarf. He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!!". C5 ?% k/ e. ]) Y) P+ c( b# C
9 c, j; Z, n; W g2 s+ xSo I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"+ ^+ J: k2 W X$ ~ K }
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.... and that's when the fight started. |
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