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你可以这么想：世界上有三种人，男人女人和engineer.所以男女都无所谓，女生学的少应该是因为engg有太多动手运用的东西吧。6 ?( O. o& c+ o: a
engineer是需要学很多东西，原理，但是最终目的是要将这些东西运用到现实生活中。% Q5 f' z0 C1 [9 C% I
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参照以下条件，看你到底是不适合做engg：% n% @4 F9 D5 [! K
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) M; L! Z$ v* SSymptoms that you are Engineer1 B8 B. t2 n6 e8 n* g0 T
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April 22, 2006 by Sandeep Jain
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/ D B* h/ B4 s$ _- j1 LYou might be an engineer if…1 u: @8 m# J) s
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If your I.Q. number is bigger than your weight
2 J A* v$ m* x$ x5 m# L7 ~* DIf you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they* w/ R7 Y1 \, d, C9 [' d; A' k3 u
work
; |1 c( M# ^/ W3 bIf your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
: c4 G1 u' b! ?6 j0 N$ F6 MIf you introduce your wife as “mywife@home.com”8 n/ |9 _- N0 k. Y: v; w3 ?) e8 g
If your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner" g1 O: o8 w2 L
If you can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie
: Q$ ^0 ~7 E" @( G. VIf you want an 52X CDROM for Christmas# e* S e4 ?3 a/ @5 X
If the only jokes you receive are through e-mail
4 g0 D% \: Z! X3 ]" C8 kIf your idea of good interpersonal communication means getting the
: x/ H) }: y, ?4 e" fdecimal point in the right place
' j" Q9 W+ ~9 z! f$ _+ o; e6 i0 X' qIf you use a CAD package to design your son’s Pine Wood Derby car
, r- b# o( _% ?2 i/ c. WIf you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than5 g$ U {6 g, d; ~( M. B, Z
hanging coats and taping ducts; U& C- Q% j& Y! \5 A2 O& M
If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest8 T2 Z* D6 v7 t* f6 E: j$ Z
sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies' { h7 {7 P% B* _2 m
If you have “Dilbert” comics displayed anywhere in your work area
; P0 U9 }$ Q# ?- zIf you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a8 y8 K8 Q a6 j
test that actually takes five minutes to run
8 @1 C* O- W* g* [7 R* nIf you don’t even know where the cover to your personal computer is
f: D8 l) H0 j; NIf you have modified your can-opener to be microprocessor driven
( ]9 }0 w% m2 _" ]: iIf you know the direction the water swirls when you flush8 ?. h6 s( h* {: r5 _
If you have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what’s2 G; D( r9 F7 \: d- F, q
inside- a) @& r+ R4 { m9 ]
If a team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the9 o1 k& U/ _/ ?8 u+ k3 s0 G6 C
antenna on the radio in your work area for better reception
2 z7 \; h! e5 l* RIf you are currently gathering the components to build your own' l ]; c! E( x/ z
nuclear reactor
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If you are aware that computers are actually only good for playing/ R. K+ M) z7 y3 R$ z5 M' C
games, but are afraid to say it out loud4 L. X$ c: l+ E$ x4 w
If you truly believe aliens are living among us' V5 n: {! J- s) J
If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance% R" w8 p& L0 D/ ]5 ], C1 ?4 ^
If you see a good design and still have to change it
6 D; \& h; @/ m: j% o+ A; CIf the salespeople at Circuit City can’t answer any of your' K" x9 E2 v, M- c0 _% \4 @
questions% e( M/ P1 q }- Y
If you still own a slide rule and you know how to work it+ _8 r# E& M" C: |* C5 Y6 K9 {
If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your1 A8 ^8 H/ H% ?0 \- ^$ H$ k3 Y$ Y
automobile tires
3 ~$ W! o7 y5 oIf you have a functioning home copier machine, but every toaster you
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If you need a checklist to turn on the TV
# z& P5 C0 \, ^( G, J& w3 m- n% pIf you have introduced your kids by the wrong name* R( M- B& ^! A/ g
If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don’t work and you
8 w$ [+ A- B: _0 D, M1 K. I3 L" orush up to the front to fix it
, x# |, o1 h4 k' x* pIf you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary
$ H+ Q, r! H7 VIf you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel
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If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family’s first color TV$ j0 x- x0 [; w2 {
with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew
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If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what- R9 i' i6 H; R% u
size screw driver to use
: e) v0 e' f, M; M" r( {If you can type 70 words a minute but can’t read your own
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1 Z! ]: j& E% v; BIf you can’t remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time
/ h# [5 @5 w& dthis week
: F, S' ^& T, B) jIf your checkbook always balances
5 G; g0 ~. D: KIf your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
( a7 g! U/ c7 R5 R8 C+ FIf you have more friends on the Internet than in real life6 Y8 E- f$ H* @0 R8 e+ W: Z# i* P" h
If you think your computer looks better without the cover- z( E9 C0 Q, z6 r( r, D
If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they
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& K) j" \ ^- a, I" Q* S$ KIf you spend more on your home computer than your car( q+ ?# y: k6 m& C+ p8 I& [" T# s
If you know what http:// stands for
7 p2 s' I6 H4 U0 i aIf your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to1 j3 L3 u* L( ^; y
explain atmospheric absorption theory.
! \8 y- M$ R* M, d+ vIf your lap-top computer costs more than your car. |
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Don't let them fool you. That was the thinking many, many moons ago. I'm a U of A Civil Engineer grad from the 80's. From the grad pictures, there were only a handful of girls in our grad class. Things change over the years. More and more girls graduated in ENG and found excellent career in their studied field. Through the "Edmonton Chinese Engineer Society" 
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