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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
1 S# |9 d; J% W" K+ h' Stight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
, \: z3 q1 z5 |1 |2 q' Iwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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: T' L; Y' i$ @* swhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
Z! |4 ~% Z$ T) K8 m, m' Vovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
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the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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# K& u3 M. ?+ B' \; x* E% BWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
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ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."4 f X5 C9 g4 s. n( L8 B$ E m
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