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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I$ K h, A, n& ~% s, }2 x8 ?5 s2 m
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was7 o5 `6 J* S. o- f/ G3 x9 @& n
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.8 X( n' o0 V( N: ?
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very7 _& V! @% y9 F6 J& J Q4 w
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down- b2 D C# R- @% L" |" W
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be! D$ G; q, {* t
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else. T F6 O! e- K
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
9 d6 j; z# F, Uover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
' ]6 K! W. J, D) Xwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't% u; @* M, G2 }: c
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 A- y9 @) f. n$ D% r+ F: V" v
committed my life to her sister.
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@+ q' a! C2 J8 ?* e: _Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She7 z! B! m$ }7 E% d* P; [
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild+ ^8 j- Z* w4 c/ @
fling, just come up and get me."$ i& A. g* E4 j- x. D3 I
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- O) U3 P$ K2 C; d8 pthe stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline9 X* ]2 Q: \0 i* A" ]! _
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
. ^% F, g! Y& `6 I. w! C2 M/ h$ cmy car.$ f9 e& X/ h7 |# H4 b7 U7 v
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing, K5 @7 {, x, D9 s
outside, all clapping!: ]' q; s# \! I- P" a3 \
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
* v4 [% Q: F. X. _' u, @said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
( E2 ^* [1 D/ n$ c6 V& @& eask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your4 e% t- t, _& h- |" x
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