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) J* M9 o, p* L9 S& R7 EI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
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only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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5 Z5 f& @$ V8 j- _3 \# J6 A* W7 CMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very4 L# a2 X3 K. I, [- G# o
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down) E7 y/ t5 r1 w2 u
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
4 j. R: j0 Z& f% L0 ^* mdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else." j2 j1 F+ N. J6 P: c& U' S
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4 S# r' M9 \$ q3 t/ G: LOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't; b2 Q3 l3 o9 O6 [) B$ I
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
3 G9 L0 T. u! {committed my life to her sister.
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/ C4 e9 W4 u v5 [" P6 S0 [6 ^6 \Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" e& m J1 e' |8 H2 P# W. g
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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& ~- ~8 Y z+ T" k0 r" Y9 p8 UI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up
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my car.
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) g5 v; J1 r2 }+ RTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing3 [* E4 r. ~5 s
outside, all clapping!# p: I# K6 ~; ^
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and7 ]3 s2 o! T- W- K4 |0 O
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't1 w; l5 O2 C* Z$ m) }9 W
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.") y# m# G: G! g
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# j6 }* R" W$ @And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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