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, l8 {, w8 {/ Q( a) Q1 _( ?I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I- W7 Z6 x# s# ~0 {" E& S, q; ?
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
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- H x4 D$ E( y. n' `: lMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
% z' ~4 s( q0 X2 T7 L, i/ N3 {4 ttight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
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deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
3 k+ J& `$ I8 `/ l! I6 i' Uover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
) y! k9 W0 K6 Y, U1 twhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't' i# Q: z7 n: O! S
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and- I$ J0 n) m1 U2 w- |% _ p
committed my life to her sister.* R6 o% U% u% N
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" c* p- }- V5 I* J1 F/ j9 @6 n tWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She8 a) ], w7 B7 X+ U" Z/ Y
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
8 |) n. Y/ M9 U0 M6 K. `( D" @ ofling, just come up and get me."
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up1 p d6 j8 Z% G. B
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
$ o4 T) C4 G y' N5 z! U: J( _straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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3 m0 D/ s' z7 B- ~+ FTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing+ s/ w; h* W8 S# J
outside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and( A* O8 d5 e* O" z
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't
: N6 }, _" O) n4 ?9 A3 qask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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/ k" B' A- s: P# I8 ?% V. hAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your
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