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% x- s! [; p3 ^; k8 L* p9 ~I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
# M) L$ r3 h* U1 o, Nhad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
- ]% @$ V7 @# q0 ~4 `$ Oonly one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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+ ]/ u$ Z1 K; I- U' i' G: cMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very: h9 e" _7 j" }# ?6 A% w4 B! M3 L
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
4 X5 D3 b. ^; Y( @3 C# Kwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
6 {2 A& V7 @2 H! ndeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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1 S7 B3 R1 @5 G* uOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
' b2 }7 s; _; c: p! G7 n o9 Lover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
( ~6 O0 J: w' T9 E0 E, Mwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
; O. l K" T5 D2 u2 zovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and" S/ I2 @! z7 s3 s& w/ u
committed my life to her sister.3 H; b2 J. l% M& f( I$ P* U
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! g1 m5 v I$ p/ r' z4 sWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She5 K8 ?* N* p" l7 ~8 j) O* u$ b
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild% b5 j7 d6 U' h
fling, just come up and get me."
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2 U( P: u) `, nI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up: C& @6 ?: c d
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline* ?; T) w+ G; y
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards: }: o$ \- L+ m- d b' f
my car.
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u% h4 }' A+ w& ETo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
* k2 \) r) {6 a/ Houtside, all clapping!
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and0 b" c% ~/ G/ a* E- O
said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't* m" E7 S- S5 h) A4 h
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."( H4 V3 Z; ] c# c0 A3 x" t
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6 {& Z' _2 V/ W) O5 d( OAnd the moral of this story is: Always keep your0 B3 N* K& }& _4 n& k* o; J& I
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