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8 s0 {1 y# y h! b$ LI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I
" f( l* e) m1 Y% ?5 ahad been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
5 q, ]. \- f2 e8 |- ]only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very- e$ `' r" L% o) R
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
1 \) ?; W% L5 H4 V! L0 mwhen she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be7 c, I/ @3 v, z- }
deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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) {+ g8 M7 J" a, m7 COne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
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whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
' U1 x9 o' `3 E* Qovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and6 X5 N0 R( e& m0 \- N6 P) f
committed my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She" N J) R7 h* ?4 ~1 |
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild% e% W" ]9 R6 o5 J* w- K
fling, just come up and get me."# V; D: U' u( W& y
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up, I7 V- S! O7 n a- P- i! ]& p
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline9 I0 K) }- A" j- s/ x- y# H: D' q( j
straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards2 i p8 ~* D1 N( r5 E6 i
my car.
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# U. `: h; d4 q/ }To my surprise, my entire future family was standing7 f! P" [9 j) s. g/ i/ D
outside, all clapping!; }1 v; D* g- }; ]
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
6 X( q1 e3 e7 I# }/ l( c0 Zsaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't4 c9 u, s& ?2 [$ D, t1 E9 N: h# N" N9 X
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your! z) J, ]% p1 ^# m9 b7 f( Q
condoms in your car. |
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