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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I5 W1 ^% `; i/ {4 i" T3 b$ c$ b5 Q9 k
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was n4 ?( L# b; l8 {) @: \
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.; `, t8 i4 E6 {. z0 r9 J
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very& b! E! r7 P! Q: x( |7 R- X
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down5 Q2 O8 K& i0 C$ a3 [
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
8 K- S, I3 m7 Z M$ qdeliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
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, {- ?/ w/ b4 P$ ?1 {% BOne day her "little" sister called and asked me to come( ~2 [+ e: M Z
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
& n2 @0 i5 \9 J7 I+ vwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't5 x4 _* ~, F" P& H' j& ^
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
% d( _4 ^2 y: q7 A. |% Pcommitted my life to her sister.
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Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
& }8 d3 ]7 l5 \said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
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9 E1 F6 l+ ~% m/ SI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up. c0 X, {3 i5 i$ x7 _
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
# @8 \! r8 [7 z! Y3 e% tstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards! t( K+ d% G1 q) o: W- t
my car.1 W, W) {- ?$ L0 T- j5 {& m- c
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To my surprise, my entire future family was standing) z! a, _: T2 R5 e9 O! N8 T
outside, all clapping!; B3 a4 y+ |$ H) e
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With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
: f" ?9 H" o/ E* x* W: ssaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't6 K# N( D o) h' Q% i
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your% A& ?. j- w- ]0 F9 Y
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