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; s) u" p B( kI was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I3 q& `7 }; F; O, w4 U' u& X! B) L
had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was5 y6 M. ]! R- `8 j) K: n9 O' _ N
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.! b6 i2 `0 k) C+ i- p/ z, _
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My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
% @% A" ~& e7 Y5 U2 ytight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down+ E( ?/ w. @3 R8 _& Z
when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be
( V+ x) C; H7 ]deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else., }3 w6 W; A8 z( u( [
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One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come
/ k6 I+ w/ R+ j0 I% I- _/ hover to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
5 `0 n9 v7 S3 R5 j# W+ gwhispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
, o; r G% r) Q5 K2 Fovercome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and9 ~* M ]" @( o
committed my life to her sister.+ G/ s" S2 F, X0 v% S) z" R4 C
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" [5 m8 ~# N6 w: \7 E+ gWell, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She9 G- j& Q" A0 v. \- O
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild7 g# R; L' q! S; ]
fling, just come up and get me."( Q: u+ Z$ {" X2 @) h
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I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up7 ~' a% F! V8 |, ]& n8 _
the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
3 d' I# s. U& k! lstraight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
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+ C4 F1 L9 u' I2 Y' v pTo my surprise, my entire future family was standing
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7 _7 \) ?1 [; ~" bWith tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
$ f* ]8 M7 S% k& t8 S% P% x% psaid, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't0 q- ~' W) Z' \ l) b: \/ h
ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."6 R3 e- u: i7 g
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And the moral of this story is: Always keep your( |0 W- a! \& R
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