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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
0 y8 ?4 V7 L4 o0 L6 xUnfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
8 D6 B9 X/ Z8 D3 tWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
) _4 i! A5 Q- V5 O- xfamily was invited over to see the baby. + `1 S) T( P6 K7 O- ~4 \  o
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
4 O1 }$ |2 Q  h( i( k' Z4 owith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
; T7 R- D  |6 p- XHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
' L, G0 b8 z' X" s8 w6 i4 _about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
  R6 b' T8 i" K; Y! ewould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.: a( T& q9 N/ T& E- x
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
; F2 q# Q. x5 |8 N. ?When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
3 d2 W0 O2 B& S4 w' ^. \baby.'
: P6 Z2 n+ `6 T- O) I$ q4 LThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
6 q" Q* u4 Z# \  X, N6 J9 OJohnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful8 [, ^: F( V! m* ]1 ^: h! ?$ v4 ^! b6 ]
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can! f" A6 t. _2 ?, I4 A3 Q4 r' Y9 x
he see?'; @# s8 }$ c( R9 W% z) m
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
9 B# V- d) q1 j he has 20/20 vision.') q3 H" H+ Y5 j/ Z
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he" t6 j5 `( v- ]' E% x
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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