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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 5 j' y1 R. n) |' ?- L
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.' h3 G) T! P% J- R9 V7 q- ?
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
0 _: S& A4 F+ K. b: Y4 i! Gfamily was invited over to see the baby.
% T- T9 D; L# o: IBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
1 ^2 j* b% r1 L/ E0 p, nwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.
/ q3 Y" R( k+ U+ u( |$ K# cHis dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything ) _5 R+ w4 I" r
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
& k5 N! s. i( G6 mwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
9 P7 k- S& k8 J6 Z: `Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely. # U/ u! G$ N' r0 p5 B
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful% @5 f' H* G6 m8 {; h& _9 Q
baby.'4 h4 _" ]$ B! @8 q& e8 Q. p# q
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. 8 a, n- J4 [, r! e5 L# f* ~& f
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful- ?7 X5 G5 D: \0 c
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
6 G7 f+ r5 w7 o( ?- N% Q7 Y% @- v. Rhe see?'
9 b- P- V8 {- \" t5 V( n/ f) x'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said9 t4 H, \$ X- a( l' z2 b% }+ M
he has 20/20 vision.': ?, H. F/ }! W1 v% Y. c2 X8 l6 Q- z2 m( }
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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