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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
- M- W2 C3 H3 C6 L  ^Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
* M; g3 t% H- i- v& Y# C' |' _When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's; W& X1 Y3 [+ Y+ u
family was invited over to see the baby.
  c& E2 S  t; r. }' HBefore they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk1 E# A4 }( X. V+ ^* |2 L8 Z
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.; [! ^/ s# p# K1 v( b# j
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 7 z) Y- h) G% K& |0 _
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
8 e+ Q4 s8 G- H7 ~0 \/ t6 zwould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.9 q  p  R' x+ m5 v7 \5 s
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
7 R! n4 [% G8 S$ O" r0 |When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
: H) k3 {) J$ |& n1 x  ~. _( Sbaby.'
# P7 D9 F) X* o$ V6 E$ {5 PThe mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. " S4 e2 c; G/ ^6 y
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful+ F3 V3 n1 S: o7 W8 X& p
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
8 T: d4 I# k1 S; p9 b* Ihe see?'
1 m) n% c7 b5 a5 \2 t'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said6 y$ j( Y, {  ?, c; [" \
he has 20/20 vision.') q7 G, q: j$ E! N
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'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
. S, G- [" Z% rneeded glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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