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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 7 {+ d( B' g+ x  I
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
0 P7 `5 H! |) o. w4 ?1 D1 {When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
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, O! y, t' G% }- C' B8 c& X, }Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk$ y  P# ^( F) P
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.' h1 z1 o9 U. K- B2 ~" J' R( z/ K! P
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
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would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.) Q- r5 I$ K. N. d+ m6 `3 h
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
& B+ S+ O; Z) w7 \& ?When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
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The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. / m# d- o# Y! @( |8 g4 N- e
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful$ C7 s9 b  W2 A
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
3 o# E; V& y! s; A. s- jhe see?'
+ P5 V5 ?+ Z& }4 K'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said( [% l9 _, ^% f/ e% m+ M7 W5 Z6 k
he has 20/20 vision.'
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, o% h/ N8 n: E5 _& r, W. L; e5 P'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he# B6 s% X5 r6 m' x5 D8 d
needed glasses'.
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发表于 2008-3-20 09:38 | 显示全部楼层
Haha! so funny!
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发表于 2008-3-20 15:50 | 显示全部楼层
LOL..
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:11 | 显示全部楼层
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