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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby. 3 |* a4 B9 ~1 q
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
. }. o G1 M7 B% [* N: dWhen mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's7 L! A* F9 U1 L- M/ ~/ S
family was invited over to see the baby. 1 z* d! G& c" G- e
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
3 W1 P, O- d: c: s& [* s0 H qwith him and explained that the baby had no ears.5 d2 \ i" c8 b# ?- j9 Q9 K
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything 5 k, t, r5 M. t* F( h( O) T
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he6 l7 V8 M3 D! ^, A+ x- X
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.8 s" v1 X8 b( g1 U& n9 X: o
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
. V2 ]- u# \& [+ z; d: N& f: wWhen Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautiful
( ^, W+ ~% m% l7 ~$ V4 rbaby.'
5 ]# t7 {- F* c2 p) {! @The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie. / U' Z8 n: ^$ ]" x. b" {8 E
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
# ]4 s9 H! q" n3 p0 @% G& Nlittle hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
9 R$ U! {9 H6 u. w9 d8 T% lhe see?'
: J( B8 x0 R i, E'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
6 }9 \: O7 t3 v v/ J& z, [ he has 20/20 vision.'
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+ X/ a$ B; S& B- {- ~'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be 法克ed if he
) ] ?1 ~5 ~$ x: g" M. m$ z' n5 }7 yneeded glasses'. |
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发表于 2008-3-20 06:07
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