Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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; G0 e! q3 X* K/ B+ x- F! G+ o' QI was born intelligent -
  T% S+ N7 f% v3 ]( h; U4 d0 eeducation ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

( R* C& Q1 c. [If it's true that we are here to help others,
+ W+ b8 y& R. }, \- S' P$ Nthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
4 t# _5 Y6 m8 `1 g. g8 l) P+ lpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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  B2 O6 o* ^6 K8 m/ \0 B5 GHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
) T7 x* T; ]1 y2 gThere's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
  g  B' E+ @1 d4 z8 {. y: EThey are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
4 X: j" g8 D' h* x( D$ C* vAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
( r. |3 Y5 E; O; \+ l" _- gand when they marry they become otherwise.

/ U, T$ G3 y4 u7 a1 d3 dSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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# ^& u' D9 n" ?$ I9 u7 j5 RNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
  I7 U$ G: ]3 j, s' X& ZSo go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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* u% o! w! W- q. p3 Y! q/ O4 H1 n"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

: N! [7 Z- c$ I0 D$ j8 N"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

8 K& K8 Z: ]* k" ~! s$ W9 sGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
- O0 ?7 O9 P: W! m+ i0 ZThe more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
  H3 E" n- z& V6 A& z2 RA train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
  f+ ?; }' p" |$ k! a) b2 |what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
; F7 g4 t( s' d% d2 F  v7 t: Vlove it ^^