Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
0 U# S' ~6 T1 Yit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

* \/ `, r9 w5 [$ @6 G) l3 o# I7 g' FIf it's true that we are here to help others,
7 z6 a3 @" _6 E: H8 G+ Cthen what exactly are the others here for?

1 P+ r3 T- m9 ?& b$ ySince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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6 D5 @: W* m3 Q+ MHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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0 S0 ^* T' k! O9 oMoney is not everything.
# e& ^7 S/ s3 pThere's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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6 W( a2 w6 e& ]( p/ X8 D6 B4 @Behind every successful man, there is a woman
+ Y& i: O: K- H: n: Z7 {And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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9 v" r7 G3 I7 Z- v5 h0 WEvery man should marry.
# b) m# G2 _. _3 H5 e/ s! [! UAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
7 F6 n  _$ i6 H  ^2 Hlife.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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( v: _% q7 G2 q/ CNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
1 B* f; B6 r( j/ Z9 ^So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
: o1 R8 M1 D  XBut why take the risk

* E, u5 R2 l% u5 z" V0 S2 K0 a4 I"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
  {6 @, G. h% a  g' y$ bSo.. why learn.

' \5 k( d/ U+ ]- e# PA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
8 n! f; \/ d7 HOn my desk, I have a work station....
, o7 _, ]5 |5 o& a) c4 o+ bwhat more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^