Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
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if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect....
5 S5 z" h" L1 G/ N4 w4 LBut nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

5 z# u0 Y/ Y7 u9 {If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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0 J' T% J0 u5 V( oSince light travels faster than sound,
' C9 j& s. u: n8 Z# O+ D# q) Jpeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

$ y% E) o# o& i+ N0 T+ WMoney is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
1 C; M8 W  _5 x  pThey are so tasty.

6 v# T0 ~/ K) b3 d- {- |7 \5 OBehind every successful man, there is a woman
, P' |2 u# Y1 Q  q+ A; GAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

3 [4 a. I3 K# W9 }4 {' kEvery man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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, A7 a6 w& b8 a6 oThe wise never marry.
) v' O: j/ N. J+ @. P# O7 land when they marry they become otherwise.
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# M& i% `; N9 @Success is a relative term.
9 y, U* h8 Y/ R' CIt brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

! D; ?# y; [, z8 V  B2 `There should be a better way to start a day
" f" c! j" Y6 {2 ?0 ~/ X" T2 VThan waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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) u1 ]9 {$ x4 [) S"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

" [5 h  L4 X6 U5 x% b: z4 w  bGod made relatives;
& g# L4 W# H; OThank God we can choose our friends.
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9 e- O2 y/ P$ e' m, ?% QThe more you learn, the more you know,
  u4 w2 g7 Y, ~1 I6 B$ ]7 ~The more you know, the more you forget
$ Q  E! z  [) U) D0 J+ aThe more you forget, the less you know
& g4 X% T7 F/ u  n, }So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
7 G, s' @+ |7 V6 pA train station is where a train stops.
3 A; h" A) f) @& s) j0 v0 iOn my desk, I have a work station....
7 f2 d& ]1 L, V( q1 v. l! s, ~what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
8 }  z: W% t, f3 s" H6 v, jlove it ^^