Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
' y0 X) v' o. y! Y; d7 ?education ruined me.
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' v, ]: t3 n- \& }4 M0 z0 hPractice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
7 e% c  \" O; ]$ O! sthen what exactly are the others here for?
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3 I1 N/ g, o* {6 D  d* g0 BSince light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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, O" ]8 q  r2 |) o( T* uHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

4 t. w" f& V! X$ f) q7 S6 |Money is not everything.
3 ?" w4 M1 V& NThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
& S5 E# q3 p( ]* zand when they marry they become otherwise.
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! u) U2 M5 }. |0 {8 ~3 DSuccess is a relative term.
# x2 m- G' _8 `9 AIt brings so many relatives.
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# I6 R8 g9 Z* r0 aNever put off the work till tomorrow
6 t+ b" `6 x0 S: j$ o1 `+ [0 |what you can put off today.
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4 \7 }& x' r5 b! M. O"Your future depend s on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

1 T) n0 D/ L" U- J  x8 j"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
( D2 |; F1 c* ~3 c" g  s6 q# GI can look at it for hours

1 S# `- B" [; l& MGod made relatives;
9 F6 S- X# X8 mThank God we can choose our friends.

5 C& v2 S) f1 \/ K- `0 WThe more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
$ c' Q) L8 R3 V1 B  G5 w0 }3 ?So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
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