Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
, ~6 h1 n+ I+ |1 z+ a8 W- iit is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
: O) i/ ~' @. ?0 `it's your stupidity.
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; q/ `- s! j& M2 A3 J% X; ZI was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

" Z+ Z  c( P4 DIf it's true that we are here to help others,
0 }' s. f7 \2 b! xthen what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

& h! W) P8 P; U+ n% a( L# r* B3 uOne should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
6 [: F& B8 Q8 p% g; [4 e' e) k6 BAnd behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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5 U$ V, \/ i' MEvery man should marry.
2 q1 C+ t  Y1 z9 XAfter all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.

The wise never marry.
( o$ k/ |% p2 ^( @3 ^  J8 |2 {! l+ Hand when they marry they become otherwise.

# \, R0 c* _+ m" a! v, bSuccess is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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# ~- R  v, a8 r# }* d8 CNever put off the work till tomorrow
# {/ O* z! M: \8 I$ _what you can put off today.
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2 s2 z7 ]* U6 w. Z5 B: L"Your future depend s on your dreams"
& J! A8 h. s5 I- F+ b- C0 NSo go to sleep

" w. ]9 g$ _/ ]) [5 aThere should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
9 M. Q' J9 c# ]5 z: lBut why take the risk
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+ i% G- y8 u% H, H8 e"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

- `" O1 r. T% ]8 d0 H4 mGod made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
! y1 O4 w7 q1 A; I6 A; N/ XThe more you know, the more you forget
# z# L4 F6 n+ b, P7 FThe more you forget, the less you know
' J7 x: g5 r3 E3 jSo.. why learn.

3 K6 X; |+ o$ ^' ~, l+ KA bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
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Dumber

lington

Hilarious!

織紗千影

lol
love it ^^