Logic

小叶子

If your father is a poor man,
' D0 N8 ^% |6 E/ F" Dit is your fate but,
' R& l) |9 u! ~' Oif your father-in-law is a poor man,
& \8 N, c0 Q  e* cit's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent -
9 ^: p( P! q8 q  [9 j5 p2 aeducation ruined me.
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1 P# b8 p+ t2 C1 w- [- qPractice makes perfect....
- [8 X( e! Q- P( M$ sBut nobody's perfect......
9 |8 [2 J: o: A( Qso why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

( y5 h; q! z9 w. d) ?Since light travels faster than sound,
3 v  t8 z, T: X* i, A* Ppeople appear bright until you hear them speak.
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* v# |) ^! P4 |& O8 Q) jHow come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
* p: P/ I, y2 L( U- W: ?- FThey are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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: D2 _3 R$ u$ [6 ?' ]Every man should marry.
" J2 ]# Z' d( S) t1 @After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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The wise never marry.
  X) J+ e  o: dand when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
$ v( E3 p! O1 UIt brings so many relatives.

! ~4 n5 H6 a( [+ {# t3 F5 T" pNever put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depend s on your dreams"
6 b! C& l* D: s" x+ N! x) RSo go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
& v4 q/ l  f8 S* ^Than waking up every morning
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$ m$ _- s# n+ F' e. M"Hard work never killed anybody"
" _0 {4 M+ [& I) P9 SBut why take the risk
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. ^* `+ |, }4 @, w8 y8 f"Work fascinates me"
+ `9 Y! T- t( W8 M! l5 `I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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: c# N, b; w1 A4 b1 [; H1 m7 T& ]The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
! |5 [- B0 L& s' u, lA train station is where a train stops.
& }* b% W+ y3 ]% T: P6 fOn my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Dumber

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Hilarious!

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lol
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