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 If your father is a poor man,, p: s* z( ` ~- a) A2 t
it is your fate but,$ o" W+ m/ q: v j7 d1 U4 ]6 |' a) b; ]
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
6 ~$ Y" q5 i: A* {% ~+ @- G8 eit's your stupidity.
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) L% S; s) F( v& d( K$ MI was born intelligent -
& B+ R! Z& l i! ?! O; A- @; M6 Ceducation ruined me.0 m/ k. i* I3 U: I: u5 m9 F
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Practice makes perfect....
8 l# {' u( o" _7 H, fBut nobody's perfect......
, l( G7 D# {* v4 X; p, w% S: bso why practice?4 o5 Z+ t4 m: y
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If it's true that we are here to help others,5 Y; v2 e% g K5 h/ [& J
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
+ U4 S1 F: S" Q' c" v# M( fpeople appear bright until you hear them speak., L& Y: j/ n9 S1 R8 N, _7 X- t
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?0 c5 X: H" K) W! m3 ^
4 ~$ V2 }, j" q; |; tMoney is not everything.
0 A) D' {/ f2 P8 [3 |# qThere's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
' g2 H! N. h, | d- LThey are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
: `& z* C l q/ p4 [And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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) t4 N( B4 s' s9 ?9 w5 ?Every man should marry.
( w2 b6 @+ t7 W/ _* @After all, happiness is not the only thing in
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3 P5 j8 P2 {5 @2 n! [" t; LThe wise never marry.4 u1 E; k/ J+ p
and when they marry they become otherwise.% l q1 X0 {8 }, q1 Q0 D: T
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Success is a relative term.
# k7 _+ ?& d; W, _$ h! A' UIt brings so many relatives./ w( y$ p$ ^7 q& P6 m/ x' e
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Never put off the work till tomorrow. E; s2 |+ t2 C& T/ e
what you can put off today.
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& d- V% L4 Q; W1 }/ H"Your future depend s on your dreams"$ M+ E( l- K, Z8 a
So go to sleep8 ~5 Y; Z8 @6 f* e
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There should be a better way to start a day
" ^2 l( v6 T+ ?& z8 h! ZThan waking up every morning8 D& Y) q9 D: w) d5 P
0 x7 f3 l2 ]% t+ M"Hard work never killed anybody", u; C- o- P7 i% B0 F
But why take the risk
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& W- {+ j9 @( C7 G9 e; r3 h"Work fascinates me"
: e2 |8 T. W) l6 _# n3 kI can look at it for hours8 d# i: f c2 S# c B
2 M1 L. ?$ O7 D) `$ U+ xGod made relatives;8 a# U9 V; H. y; E0 v; D/ z" @
Thank God we can choose our friends.7 }; q1 y" S- K- F d2 q. T/ a( z
: W2 a. C5 a4 h6 A- i: JThe more you learn, the more you know,8 z9 X, D+ J" D* ~1 k7 r- M# A
The more you know, the more you forget
. M. e+ R- P8 Q8 V& HThe more you forget, the less you know
6 C$ A2 p5 z* }. {& ISo.. why learn.( a: F6 Y7 Q' o) \
0 k T5 J* p4 S' RA bus station is where a bus stops.8 ~6 {2 P9 r7 F. `
A train station is where a train stops.
& U! f/ t |; T# Z& vOn my desk, I have a work station....
+ X" u9 m E* ^what more can I say........
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