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3 }/ h2 o% E ^9 k8 `0 z uTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
& _( }6 _* M5 W. [Maria: Here it is.
# N# W, l: }" \. C1 N- dTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? - Q, m: J! {6 \ V' @- e
Class: Maria. ; c8 S1 o* T$ y: O
; L* P% u- s; J3 y- k$ w3 a8 kTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
* v" B7 {; [6 \+ G" [John: You told me to do it without using tables. 7 }7 Y' z5 o! x( N9 u
7 Z7 `- I6 V4 Q K$ a+ g. O1 cTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
. a8 V, p% v$ V8 ?( y T( MGlenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" , T; X" R) G) X; }* y$ m4 G3 F
Teacher: No, that's wrong
; i& P. P/ s; K$ p6 VGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 1 E; L/ ^$ Q- I
( }5 B& }9 t# [0 S- ~Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
) w) h# ~; H- L6 nDonald: H I J K L M N O. & S4 o A) o4 t* o L4 Y( O
Teacher: What are you talking about? 3 k! G6 j: |, S7 Q' X2 A1 n
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ; O5 j# b4 j2 C2 y- U0 ^
" N/ e0 r0 `+ V' zTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
" n- X4 D2 a% N( uWinnie: Me!
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
( t3 C$ [9 }6 BGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. " Z4 l5 |; q' \3 X+ @' Y
; V+ R( ~: q; x% \Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
: g8 r% b' |1 E2 AMillie: I is... 2 a: m! Y R6 n+ @8 e* z+ Z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 3 m5 C y8 X C+ n; a! d6 \
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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2 A* y7 F! B+ H* cTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
5 ^ u' ], T* a2 nLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 Z; s" J3 T3 l( e# p; \+ S6 ]+ QSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
, r% \; ~0 \2 t: s$ GClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) v f3 v% B' ?4 B* R9 `
# I0 U3 Q2 ]; [* a( jTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
9 H) D/ Z, s$ B$ m" dHarold: A teacher / }" Z K% {3 T9 A; T# U
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