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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 4 A$ r3 ~$ J A8 R' @
Maria: Here it is.
8 e- E, o# X# f* [- E) wTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
' }0 R) {) ^1 E0 RClass: Maria. 7 f4 [- F2 I- m+ C+ B: Y3 T$ y$ T# o
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? . w9 K/ j* i6 x9 X( i
John: You told me to do it without using tables. + e( T7 n3 X8 L" j( B# _4 |
6 y: n% q2 T; z9 BTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" . D+ C6 Y( v7 G# E( a4 I
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" . b; n) {5 }% I: h1 j8 c" Q% A
Teacher: No, that's wrong
8 m6 N% {) ^- V |Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
! _ D, O7 N6 i& u* W) L; EDonald: H I J K L M N O. + h8 _9 U! C# Y- t' y
Teacher: What are you talking about?
4 c2 E: |' l, ?: Y% v2 g6 zDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; V: V0 M- E, ~9 ?! R/ ~) YWinnie: Me! " t' F$ O# [* |- m
" M# F& v2 |# c M% p" U! YTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 f' |9 f. s+ R8 z. k( [' w+ L; UGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , j9 U1 ~; ^% Y% n, r# ~3 ^
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
- @: h/ R* T7 K' O2 b1 g7 `" UMillie: I is...
" f# Y) K: T* h- N0 pTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 6 t9 \- q: |; v4 a) ], E7 R8 l
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 5 X+ _; T! R; V* u( s" O, o; t* I
. Y: j6 f$ g& L7 M8 NTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 8 a& C. k8 U4 b, b( U3 T* N
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. H) g' l3 H$ @; ~5 w+ X4 s" G& r1 k
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
' J" G/ r! I) h: }. M- xSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. + a$ ^7 [( g5 Q6 w- f
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
& C) A6 I. B% |& C( I! e9 z$ M2 ^Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 1 u4 d; N8 s$ @. G5 J7 G
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? " ^, ^ h# u: l5 r7 Y+ G/ Z9 Q: H
Harold: A teacher 4 e: {6 I4 _2 ?4 c/ Y, [" f
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