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B4 {. ~: F) ?" H+ L* k; bTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
4 d% o1 m+ t+ \! w) sMaria: Here it is. 9 b0 |4 }) I% M( V# m$ [9 b' o
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? ( S" K6 N& c9 ~. E: ^) N0 j
Class: Maria.
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Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
% F$ q" ?, W+ I' Y0 E* l& kJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" / { T( A# e# B& l8 I# i3 H& H
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
& f( c0 c2 ^; m- L7 W* v" lTeacher: No, that's wrong
/ s# c& V( [" m7 t" R( P+ G4 fGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. # R. z1 ~; ]: `# ]+ J& l
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
+ U& ^+ b4 v8 ^. X0 yDonald: H I J K L M N O.
* O! f. Y8 @ E1 j2 GTeacher: What are you talking about? # r) |; ^* u* n# {' _; P: }! s) K7 U
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. - }3 t" i4 v/ L: ?. H# c7 Z
% n; d- `1 z5 pTeacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 6 U7 r7 ]0 w- N4 ~, `
Winnie: Me!
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5 }! G: o( ^( Q2 E' {Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? 1 k: N6 V7 e, H8 b* d8 E
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. + W0 z1 o, Y" M' f1 h q) p1 q( X
% d: k9 P4 o* W. I4 f# GTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." & N" v0 G+ g' I5 h% M
Millie: I is... u0 `3 Z$ B! S* M- h; e
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
& X1 [- O& i3 v5 Q0 h# I0 f% aMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." 8 F0 X6 \$ ?& r& w2 l* S3 o
/ i. _3 L7 k& {8 NTeacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
W9 j# n+ b( J& `Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
8 S/ `" R" K: V, @0 y/ B, e2 y! wSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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1 G# Q# G' N0 Z/ u7 oTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
4 q6 r5 x* d8 @: i# mClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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! ?' t& w, c* H$ lTeacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? $ U Q) P8 k$ ]( Q6 }7 B- M
Harold: A teacher
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