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Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
1 c; @2 D- D; t- X2 M. GMaria: Here it is.
8 L4 k! b* A2 G. P9 RTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? * @6 ~# p7 L: t% L
Class: Maria. # N' t! a, O$ m+ T$ b5 h
& I5 _9 W/ h; L1 C5 Z( oTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
. s( D( n% y c( B1 U, X# ~John: You told me to do it without using tables. % D* | y% w9 g# F8 l
/ U9 ?% N. u/ hTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" 4 }0 ]: b" N2 k8 n( d8 y
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
+ A# \9 |/ X- g; {Teacher: No, that's wrong
! `; n% I6 Z+ y; n' D& ~) HGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& p) R) {" @. W$ bTeacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
2 Q h4 e$ N! }$ c2 CDonald: H I J K L M N O.
; G, K- J6 ]! ?6 MTeacher: What are you talking about? " o! W( ~# g( J3 {
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ( u T$ k- }/ K8 a6 A! L* {
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. - D* T8 o- W! U- m3 @; S
Winnie: Me!
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" X( x; N7 b' ~" x! E7 \9 R- vTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# {4 m7 V: G& w+ X5 W4 xGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ! M0 Q1 H( v1 w: r/ C4 k6 @' q$ Z
* X3 X0 V( l1 A5 J) aTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." 9 s; M Z, m0 _
Millie: I is...
6 {$ e1 i# z3 c% c7 nTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
' m1 f. ^* L \1 s7 oMillie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." - ?3 T# q" {$ g6 @8 n! ]; Q
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
- w7 }6 l* t' Z6 ILouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. " R% b! G T: A3 D) ^" s
: \- j' ^1 z N# p, H1 {Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 r3 e, c N: Y1 @; wSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. / O5 d. M$ t/ x$ b
: M$ W& P5 e( N. aTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
5 ?4 W; f& d' E- c+ c3 NClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 7 [8 m) J2 n7 ~2 y9 S- p
Harold: A teacher
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