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* s8 S n" S: C% `- K9 FTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
0 u1 ^! C# H% RMaria: Here it is. # F+ [9 ~' n0 u, u5 l$ M+ q2 {
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
# W/ m2 O- O. ]& A' }1 G( l% MClass: Maria.
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6 s, u% e$ a( o9 B4 v0 r4 S# l$ Q B8 BTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
, F" X9 ]6 S O, iJohn: You told me to do it without using tables. 6 D8 t9 p8 J6 A, @0 C
/ i" V1 y1 C* H/ lTeacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" " w+ |0 k9 F, d/ ^, [2 O4 C
Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 7 {5 h6 j- m& T, z8 n
Teacher: No, that's wrong
t8 V! P+ w2 V' SGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. 5 }2 \3 T, n" K+ t
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Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
: f* J$ E) m( @7 {- P' y) GDonald: H I J K L M N O. 6 Q- ]/ ?# t5 b# L8 p% _
Teacher: What are you talking about? ( R# n. I. r$ A3 R. N8 Y) r# v$ H
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O. 0 {5 `$ |: w% ~6 p5 Y
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 3 F& U/ X1 g0 V: W& }6 N
Winnie: Me! : W G, r( g, ~+ R( q: j
& L/ y; Q0 w' n0 D3 JTeacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
, E% W6 e8 @6 i/ BGlen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ) M, Q4 j4 ]* n, ]! T+ S* D9 _* \9 ~' m; @
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
0 a' L$ s7 [+ Q/ }Millie: I is... , ?6 A2 E$ v* P2 A' r' Z
Teacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." : H. h- b4 V) W# s8 \+ v. E: e
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ( {, I% C6 l$ d5 \4 Q; v
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 2 E1 B" _- N6 v. H5 s" Q8 c
Louis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. 4 A1 Z5 l6 I& O. e: b& T5 A
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Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 d* A t1 g7 v( o) r& ^1 zSimon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # A. g9 _( w7 L
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Teacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? , A0 [* V. a+ q7 f) r9 P! G8 Z
Clyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ) w% C! g) x& @# _1 m1 n0 G
! _& v1 i/ f3 _% e- ~4 n/ U* e3 }Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? ! b: o5 @( g0 G' _, q6 Q: G
Harold: A teacher
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