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5 S3 f2 v! G( q1 }# TTeacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. 1 M# L$ X$ i! q, [3 u V" v
Maria: Here it is.
& P+ P7 \, P" w, a/ pTeacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
, }2 s/ o' U; |8 o: d) VClass: Maria.
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$ M1 g. }3 t5 D/ D: s7 nTeacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
L5 [( {. M! n6 m( bJohn: You told me to do it without using tables.
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Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
% N/ d0 Q* z9 @- }( ^* [Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L" 6 Y) @* I; Z3 l# L5 t
Teacher: No, that's wrong
5 a0 T5 G- E2 o+ a3 PGlenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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& }' {7 j% P6 I! p7 `Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? . I* N5 }) l1 U% i& N
Donald: H I J K L M N O. * \/ x4 ~+ p5 _/ d* Q0 j
Teacher: What are you talking about?
7 v3 f1 I" I6 o) K; B# w7 P5 zDonald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 5 g9 B6 X" p, l5 l) [. i9 C
Winnie: Me! " r( o5 K4 j: b6 E& n
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Teacher: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? ) {1 U! H% V; Q5 H) Y
Glen: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. , a+ D2 a5 q0 \2 D1 s% {/ k. e3 K
7 {8 y. [' i. _. n8 wTeacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." r5 z: [: t: u! C
Millie: I is...
$ `! x1 S9 I# }+ BTeacher: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." 4 v, {& Z+ I8 @ Y
Millie: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
; T: e3 U2 _& y8 o9 zLouis: Because George still had the ax in his hand. . K. c% Y* h5 x1 S* a0 s
, b. K+ {/ `" V, @8 I# ^6 l+ ATeacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? ! E7 a3 ^- s" b- P+ Q
Simon: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. # r' B# Z* U2 n8 ^
, |6 k7 Z8 h& O" R$ u9 A$ O6 E# GTeacher: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
/ R0 p! Z+ o# S4 j, Q' WClyde: No, teacher, it's the same dog. 4 U7 W E+ D$ n7 d
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Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
$ y9 n* l- m: `( B( ^0 @Harold: A teacher
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