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Will you marry me?

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发表于 2008-3-6 17:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
0 V# D' @9 \7 r9 U! E3 jThe girl said: NO!'' u) I  a' L4 J1 D1 o: P2 @0 U
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,! k$ {" L' |5 t: z$ w' B
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
% {0 u# l! `, d7 LHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't, X- w# ~* j- M3 Y
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
8 S1 y; r. \7 _7 t1 jAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched: K9 M8 g" W* ?% g  g' R1 h! \" A
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had9 G0 l, w2 P. W7 }/ W5 t. ?# u! d8 X, W
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in1 c2 J, J6 }8 u4 F) K; u( t" u
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.* R9 g. O/ V* x- C

* w7 r0 a4 ]- o' R7 pThe End
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发表于 2008-3-6 17:30 | 显示全部楼层
really?
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发表于 2008-3-6 18:43 | 显示全部楼层
huh? That's it?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Don't get it.
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:49 | 显示全部楼层
What does this story mean?
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发表于 2008-3-6 20:51 | 显示全部楼层
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:02 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 , M5 G) S1 N6 Y- T* r
What does this story mean?
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Meaningless.....
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发表于 2008-3-6 21:27 | 显示全部楼层
Don't get married.
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-3-7 05:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 kingsnake 于 6-3-2008 20:51 发表 # v, Z+ _; A9 p
Huh*   sounds like somebody is bitching......

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Maybe I should use "下!?"
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发表于 2008-3-7 08:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
Unmarried life is happy.
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发表于 2008-3-7 16:08 | 显示全部楼层
哦,那么“同志”之间呢?
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发表于 2008-3-8 00:12 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-8 09:41 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
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发表于 2008-3-8 23:58 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 20:49 发表 7 v' Q9 [% i$ o( |5 [8 f  r
What does this story mean?
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老杨的这句英文说的好
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发表于 2008-3-9 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-10 12:04 | 显示全部楼层
这样的女人不娶也罢。
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发表于 2008-3-12 18:57 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
Time's have freaking changed eh? haha. funny
3 n  d# a& X$ }9 a: z' X9 L"getting fat" - hah! wouldn't it be great to get fat and not worry about your health!
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发表于 2008-3-19 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
Have a look.
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发表于 2008-3-21 08:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-3-21 12:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
come on
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发表于 2008-3-21 16:09 | 显示全部楼层
Hope she never gets sick, tired, lonely and older...
! |2 P; C. s7 |0 [4 R+ [, H$ i( uAnd her parents and relatives stays closer and invite her in every Christmas and new year's eve...
9 E  E0 G9 B+ b) r5 m- p; E$ ~; L! C! lAnd her lovers never meet other pretty young ladies...' ~) N+ k# d# O" m6 K7 f- A  h
And her job is secure forever...
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发表于 2008-3-25 10:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
what's the point?
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发表于 2008-3-25 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
no point.
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:21 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 老杨 于 2008-3-6 21:49 发表 2 `* ]" A4 @/ }
What does this story mean?

; N3 B; a- X4 B' C3 u: p/ yyou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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发表于 2008-3-29 15:46 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
原帖由 水晶思维 于 2008-3-29 16:21 发表
" m6 x+ ~0 T  y, ayou don't know? It means you drive LZ CRAZY!
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赫赫。先下手為強,搶先一步耍了她。
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:35 | 显示全部楼层
i don't get it.
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发表于 2008-4-4 12:50 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 westlake 于 2008-3-9 00:58 发表
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老杨的这句英文说的好

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Well, it seems to me it would be more appropriate to say,'What does the story tell?'.
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发表于 2008-4-10 18:48 | 显示全部楼层

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yes  i  think so!
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发表于 2008-4-15 19:09 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL。。。。。。。。。。。
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发表于 2008-4-18 08:15 | 显示全部楼层
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