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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'/ Y! q3 A, u6 T& J: |
The girl said: NO!'/ U1 o2 a) D* V9 a) I# J2 v
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,1 }( ~4 I3 f' ]5 q- G! I( d# P- }# ^
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
" f \ g2 I$ @8 X, f3 AHad to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't5 b6 _- W4 F9 F) F" ^# h3 ~8 L
Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had3 f% _5 j. B% C1 b/ E& L
All the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched
$ j8 g7 E% Y. a/ x% \8 ]4 tSports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had- `. w g* P1 c. d$ o
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in D3 q/ ]1 R+ N0 B
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. A, v# s d8 N" B
/ G4 F( ]1 K) ~7 N. Q0 d) TThe End |
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