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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'
0 V# D' @9 \7 r9 U! E3 jThe girl said: NO!'' u) I a' L4 J1 D1 o: P2 @0 U
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And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,! k$ {" L' |5 t: z$ w' B
Dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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Get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
8 S1 y; r. \7 _7 t1 jAll the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched: K9 M8 g" W* ?% g g' R1 h! \" A
Sports, never wore freaking lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had9 G0 l, w2 P. W7 }/ W5 t. ?# u! d8 X, W
High self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in1 c2 J, J6 }8 u4 F) K; u( t" u
Sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.* R9 g. O/ V* x- C
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