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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!9 T/ ^, L- K& {' J$ A
/ v- E* F) ?9 cBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the# Q- _5 ~' [1 s& g$ [& X; F
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful, N% C; D# n# f6 u+ @6 h
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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3 j% j3 y1 w1 w# ~; X+ XMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
" D& j* K9 y& T# g! U4 a: eStephanie and this had only made her more curious.8 Q: _& [. F( | Q
2 @8 Q& N$ a, w" mOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.4 T# i8 ^/ Y0 n4 a7 h
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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( D& z% C5 T$ W9 Y% wReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
0 w; [+ s. S/ B+ P1 k$ m# @) Xthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since8 J% Z$ n7 v* O2 r. g$ y8 `
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
0 k- A, f* M7 D+ q. c2 V @8 y# [gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"$ @* @" W4 o6 P8 b9 n& c" Z6 j
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be* X& Y N9 N8 s, M: P
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
( \' _$ a' J1 v) _I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and; D: k# H/ b: H* b
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
* q1 m( `0 S/ y6 ?that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".; g& Z |: b9 i e8 A7 S
9 I+ O7 X. q9 o6 [" R, KSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
6 E" u9 b3 d# r: F9 Fread:
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"Dear Son.........7 n: C2 t8 V3 J: J% P1 V. \) l! B
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
, b' c% Y1 _! h4 n5 b Zsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains+ U3 Q8 _9 B0 D/ M
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
% Z3 }+ O* V3 ~gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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