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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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' K2 r+ q6 `8 s, CBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the1 ^, M6 g4 O( y0 I- y3 D
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful8 Y ]! Q, T1 I% D' }3 k
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.
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: v* g/ ^" R9 w# ~; N/ \Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.7 x; f$ F& d* K+ x
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
+ }7 O' Y0 L& A8 V- y4 p* i$ ?thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."0 `( ^) C9 Y q1 u1 f, n# P
! \0 z& e: H( @$ o& N3 |About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since2 D/ g1 f+ Q% ~5 P! T
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver0 g+ S1 p0 f% h9 E
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be; W( J3 m8 J' Y% Q& H
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....* ^8 ?$ @. @# ~ _' T, p% [) a0 f$ M
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
; |( ? f9 J5 gI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
8 R1 q$ v; s. d9 ^& ?! G* gthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........
9 l$ i, B6 [6 ]* z3 ?% W1 UI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
1 N) j3 o; g7 K) J w" wsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
9 Y3 P. o L3 k! F1 Pthat if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
; R9 E0 v1 ?$ I$ L& x: f5 Qgravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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