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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
1 ]# W' O" z" [. xcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
8 C4 g( w: Y, ], y: l. uBrians' roommate Stephanie was.
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$ X+ c4 x! }0 O9 k5 gMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and! }: o6 y2 a/ z) r) B" ]
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.& ~) V6 {2 G4 ]1 c/ R
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.- X% m: \, m4 c( h; s
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
* ^: ]. I: P1 P) Z! [6 J Jthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since5 V5 p" f* B E' B
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
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0 [& l& m: I" @2 @2 E. y4 CBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be. r1 [5 \+ G3 j% Z, u! g5 Z+ ~+ b
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
: y9 z) t: y: \2 L2 M7 fI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
- o6 y4 T2 k# Z! e, a JI'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains' Q; L( c) [+ d. L; \
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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: B" E! W) H) h% i/ OSeveral days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........5 m* A1 P, R( H8 g0 ~8 g' l
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not+ ^# g. D( Q9 H0 ]# `
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains
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gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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