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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the$ J. c6 q0 R2 ? x3 G
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful; A& G& `$ L0 D, w0 B* ~! S
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.8 a% S( i. t- |' u
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
' i7 @6 x: D* ?5 \7 W, ^Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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( R4 R' K. v( BOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
( |$ _& C' k/ b1 A. T- e% zHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met% \% Y- @: W8 H% T" F, v' e
the eye.
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
3 X; _8 @0 h) L- ^- |# Q% eyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver, }/ y$ l" m: h% R3 D7 K- Y& r7 X
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"6 \2 j) A9 r' u0 g
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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8 W% }' I+ S. I& B5 {. |, ^He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
4 Q I6 Q4 B- v' q2 AI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and8 e! T& W' ~# I6 Q0 @2 y
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains6 F* P, x$ g) y% D6 f+ s8 [; l: E
that it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".; K M0 h2 |/ s
# r6 ^6 k/ X9 X4 Q+ }1 {Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that% h8 T3 f5 U i3 |$ E( j
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"Dear Son.........: o8 C8 H% s _4 `3 `! Q/ m
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not6 h% W7 A4 }+ A+ Z) }
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains% v% F; O2 ~, Y- q- b; C
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
1 [4 T& {, s$ Z5 E. ~gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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