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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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% ]7 O! P. o$ X0 e* ~Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
6 `9 [$ m0 B% x' k% e' b( bcourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful* v/ d) f* h- d' m* \$ U) V
Brians' roommate Stephanie was., `6 Q9 R1 P6 b. N: K; e( V. Z8 {
8 V% l5 g: K7 _. e1 wMrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and' V6 c3 ~+ t$ s U" j
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.. b, H u% _- ~- {: U7 n
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
+ a' W" G! h& y$ u0 B EHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
% n+ S% S% H6 _, i( P( gthe eye." M3 C s( W) T# l0 j" m' P, r
- {' @5 k1 ], A" q c( XReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
- n4 F# r. J7 C" W7 sthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."; W8 y$ }' g: _3 {
5 A' ?3 m% w2 J- I# q. PAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
+ E2 A3 Q' V) P: V h P* |your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver7 A0 [3 @0 h% ~5 Y4 w
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"# b1 q& b' Z. a' w0 _3 z/ T- G: t
: B6 r8 |4 Q. C. E& c |) W- t4 RBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be* { T5 U0 X2 Z1 a
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
, Z) t- f" ]3 l; \- o2 h( C" aI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and& @" Z, K/ u5 E5 y8 N; {: q! `
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
7 N# ]' b9 o) E8 I) c" sthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".4 R6 \+ h2 n: {1 N; o& y
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........$ U' Q h" l9 T5 d& x( u& i; Z
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
: U' M5 R/ Q% W/ Rsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains. u- R( j. d8 d( g& `
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
9 Q0 e3 F: \. Z4 ~gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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