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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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E* M# b% g g |& \% n/ UBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the N0 B# E) o: W! r( {1 `% ~; S# @
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
' r0 g$ w8 U1 B4 hBrians' roommate Stephanie was.8 ~. L' x, R( G/ y( l
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and, o7 i/ t/ w; `! X' O( ?
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.3 j* |" w7 `1 i7 @5 F
, E: ^$ @% j3 F6 q) i/ u7 JOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.! ]1 ^1 K5 ?* X' v$ l
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met) D; X3 [& ^) s' Q9 s _
the eye. ^2 k5 v( f% E3 s2 d3 e
& ?; \; B" f4 I' ?- {$ F2 \$ ~0 x4 _Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be+ C8 K. p4 b3 o+ Y1 J$ m
thinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."- F" E" F! r% j6 E7 X# X
) [5 `3 ~+ P( D) j; a5 FAbout a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
- L& Y1 }1 u E- o+ vyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver/ S4 b S5 I, H, d$ J) D
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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2 X3 K; H" H2 v8 q5 |; g! QBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
9 W7 M/ c, J- A5 z( Z8 ?! }sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
) P! M( g3 Y! l$ M; f/ [9 tI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and$ O- O7 e0 J$ i2 e: _) R4 @& o- Y
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
1 V0 |3 y- w$ gthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".9 R' y/ T8 E {" M, Z. u: M
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that
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"Dear Son.........9 G. E7 ~/ u1 t( a9 F
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not& d% P" ~6 l8 e: p1 u7 k
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains) E% L1 X4 E. i5 H W* X" n7 I
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver" q7 Y) V, l2 @/ Q
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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