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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!
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6 t/ V0 P: V7 v" e4 A* GBrian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
5 w7 V( a9 L: r, F3 B7 ecourse of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
/ _& T, I0 o, ~% Q' Q1 t1 V: eBrians' roommate Stephanie was.1 D! y& u& M3 V' y1 m( q
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
/ u% @' ^/ s4 c# ^% Q* H. DStephanie and this had only made her more curious.4 K! ?) M: ?& @* p% z$ v
' h) h( Q5 C" cOver the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.: K! s2 W% J0 h- V+ o& H
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
5 I2 p4 {3 B. \& z8 n+ X$ H9 v) ]the eye.* W1 ^- j5 U- P! A8 N. M6 C2 G g9 s
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Reading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
! Y$ _" T3 T1 J2 y+ G" M- K; q, Ithinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
: \1 O! x$ E! ?1 G9 F2 H" i8 ?your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
1 H( V `, r' S! K7 B1 T( dgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"' A" E( W" i4 y7 c o) s
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be' R9 e6 l3 f4 q, u
sure."
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
+ j( u( I: e+ O& _1 AI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and7 P. Q1 a1 x% ]
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that9 ?8 _: n3 m' D
read:
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- ~, U4 e3 [0 p6 F+ q& r! _) m3 W"Dear Son.........
+ { k& p# ]& m* c) T7 v0 I4 bI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
! Z$ s0 T4 _# ?2 d$ Csaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains% P/ b F5 w; C! p
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
8 k. n* M! K! D8 `gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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