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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!' a" e. c7 H* @' v0 O' ^. i" g
K* G' @/ O. ^8 v' [Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the
& V5 R( C; C& m! j; w2 V; ]course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful" p# F, t" b' ~7 t0 m) i% J( E2 i
Brians' roommate Stephanie was.6 F' i# ^! a3 W+ b J
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Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and2 ]9 U8 b+ g' X; {5 m6 [/ V2 q
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.
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8 |2 @; N+ p2 _# s" q0 }Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.1 ]# H. h' ~4 S% l2 v. G4 S. y
Hester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met
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' e Q' W0 b- W {; VReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
3 R9 ~0 ~2 g0 [, f: Kthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
; x, K! Y# r) ^8 }$ ?: Pyour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
! ?9 E4 [* o. l5 Vgravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"0 d) y) x2 X( p4 p, B6 f6 I3 P
3 S1 n; H' E9 M: u* gBrian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be
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He sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....
# B8 h6 D3 W" N! QI'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and- |. G8 h! _- R; I5 L: O
I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
2 ?5 v8 [: w6 Sthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that' Z+ `) [; u: v" z
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"Dear Son.........
3 H/ o& H- `+ u- d3 p6 oI'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not% J C' E, |0 q* v- d
saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains+ H( k/ G; l$ |5 Q: d1 g
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver
5 V ^# o% |6 u; d: t3 igravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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