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"LESSON OF THE DAY........NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!# B x- @3 h) G [# ^
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Brian Hester invited his mother over for dinner. During the6 S7 m% A% |& Y, o0 t
course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful
4 b- x7 J$ W$ r7 aBrians' roommate Stephanie was." x+ D! h+ f9 j+ s; L
% ?# d8 c& h) k: v; ~Mrs. Hester had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and3 w! u: t( s. h. a6 f# T
Stephanie and this had only made her more curious.6 d8 ^: k% U# \+ U0 W; E
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Over the course of the evening, while watching the two react, Mrs.
2 i* r7 _5 Y: x; s; I% a4 mHester started to wonder if there was more to Brian and Stephanie than met( s5 X$ m8 I" w
the eye.
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" }9 A6 O& b) r/ IReading his Mum's thoughts, Brian said "I know what you must be
2 I* z+ S, n+ J0 H2 l0 R1 Vthinking, but I assure you, Stephanie and I are just roommates."- H4 S* M+ F5 }
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About a week later, Stephanie came to Brian saying "Ever since
, _& G# U; h. Syour mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver8 U" u0 u, b( F7 {3 k' [$ u
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
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Brian said "I doubt it, but I'll send her an email just to be# z# B% \8 E8 J% [. I
sure."
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, P) B$ ?* O+ j8 UHe sat down and wrote......" Dear Mum,.....4 ?5 p3 F" a5 c5 E9 _
I'm not saying you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, and
* t0 N) m0 J h: L) _I'm not saying you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains
9 B( q' \& m( ~: A2 fthat it has been missing ever since you came for dinner!........Love Brian".! ?; {6 Y2 L6 u- D6 G3 A6 O! @6 y
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Several days later, Brian received a letter from his mother that. ]! F; `* p; K. }6 C w+ j
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"Dear Son.........4 I# c& T1 Q/ ~* r( m6 c
I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
% ~) o8 O7 r2 u" X* B5 r5 vsaying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie, but the fact remains: j% a9 ]- k7 k; H2 ~: u
that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver* t) e+ [! X k% l
gravy ladle by now! .................. Love Mum |
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