Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
! K- g+ J5 S4 p3 X4 q, H% \Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
9 ~4 j: T# y& L* ^I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
/ ?6 z# x7 Z) j& I7 \; ^exactly what her husband asked.
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* i3 v9 w3 M$ ~0 }The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

1 C; I5 c* q* F" @& @" d( FThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
7 [9 M# m- G, x8 jsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

( Q/ P( o% d* sCut off his........