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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
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week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &6 b' T6 s, C( s5 c: ~
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue& n m' \1 ~3 d4 `8 Q1 ~
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did- ~$ D7 T/ i g. \1 S$ O- m: C0 d
exactly what her husband asked.
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4 ?1 M6 K" h: W# W5 g1 B+ lThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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6 S z' _3 j- ?7 b5 Q; a. UThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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