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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go- p% z6 e) c/ I! d% ^+ d4 s
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.4 S7 T& e" e7 [/ B; y: q( `
8 J5 k/ u5 S4 w6 m9 t- E" i' ?& [We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that# ]# ?: I! w& h0 F
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
- O+ X2 {9 P( v2 ?5 ]+ Y- ~( fweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
9 G$ B. N" V; ?4 Q: N3 b5 `- k( oI will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue% H& C+ i0 M3 a; s0 E
silk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did: K' M/ C. H: h- v: r
exactly what her husband asked.
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$ Y! [3 m9 _% m' EThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
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The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?9 ^! u* A# Z& U D9 x
' ?5 Q! p; i( kHe said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why8 m6 ?; W) P3 v5 E* d- t
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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