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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go% T: [: x) V8 _
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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# `9 T' I' _1 @+ V3 B. q% O* ^We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that4 q- n4 y. D* w" O/ k
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
, D& {0 S" w1 K% csilk pajamas.'
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
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. [* @3 ^: H0 E7 a# E1 tThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good., \; [' s# l; W5 c; i4 x% s6 }
* h( N! l# F9 I5 o9 s7 f" Z3 uThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
3 w1 T. W9 l9 Y( ~didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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* e) ]: k. D; t/ RThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....' |
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发表于 2008-2-23 22:53
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发表于 2008-2-24 23:02
Smart woman.
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