Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
4 g# y/ L& d9 E( afishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
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" r- Q* k1 |" OWe'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
! a' e) l* @% }7 E/ t  J$ U" V( FPromotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
7 ?' Y" p+ D. O6 t9 u3 yweek and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
$ u+ U: M" g2 m( G& g+ [! jsilk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
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The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

: k) M# B! n# z3 RThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
- k8 W# R/ P6 X4 Asmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

7 S5 d  @& |3 h0 H  [% ~2 {8 x( p; MCut off his........