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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-23 22:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
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We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that, X" _9 H- q- \: V, J
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
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I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
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The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did  i5 _% U% R- H3 `, s0 J* k
exactly what her husband asked.5 `& L8 Y; q" I: u6 E  Z

) M  X0 |2 k6 G' p6 ^1 vThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.- l& U, u5 g  {0 g+ c: \

5 V8 ^/ s9 H; j$ h$ ?+ NThe wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
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He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
4 M# z. C/ ~; {0 Z; bdidn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'
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The wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-2-24 23:02 | 显示全部楼层
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?
鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
Smart woman.
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发表于 2008-3-2 15:15 | 显示全部楼层
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I read this one before~
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鲜花(21) 鸡蛋(0)
 楼主| 发表于 2008-3-2 21:43 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表 4 X' x( F7 h6 X3 A
smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

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