Never lie to a woman

没心没肺

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go
1 z+ o9 `2 `+ s# e2 f  tfishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.

We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that
Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving From the office &
I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue
silk pajamas.'
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& y+ e0 S' h& `, U/ t& tThe wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.

2 I8 j4 T) B2 w9 P, gThe following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?'

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$ g) M" R6 o5 q% a' UThe wife replied, 'I did. They're in your fishing box.....'

billzhao

smart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

Eunice.kk

Smart woman.

織紗千影

I read this one before~

没心没肺

原帖由 billzhao 于 2008-2-24 23:02 发表
+ m* y4 L5 f7 A7 }% k( ?( ?7 Rsmart woman, but what will she do to her husband?

' B1 K  V. E7 Q- t5 wCut off his........