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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN/MAN

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发表于 2008-2-21 08:02 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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HOW  TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN  :  
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( p, ^, d8 e( e2 X% {Take off  clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to  lights and darks.- m' p: c# C: b" `

! ?* X6 S. X9 _& O* aWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing  gown. ) d# M# ]! a4 E; j
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If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed  areas.
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" M, y6 J/ a1 b, V% qLook at your womanly physique in the mirror --  
5 h6 n9 G1 j: E+ y. `3 i4 Tmake mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
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Get  in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,  wide loofah and pumice stone. # J2 t/ k3 j! U! Z- M

1 F8 w( I& E7 Z+ x6 r% _Wash your hair once with  cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. , o; W. g! d  h, b7 p
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Wash your  hair again to make sure it's clean.8 Z& W9 |: t% e/ S3 z4 d3 g9 `
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Condition your hair with  grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced..
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Wash your face with  crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. . V  M' T# L- y* c8 ~: ^, K

* m+ @8 T% h( u% m' W7 B" eWash  entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.  
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Rinse conditioner off hair.; X/ v: v2 g+ X% W/ ^

) S! n% ~/ ]: Y1 x" eShave armpits and  legs.
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, ?5 V. I$ h  P9 b5 YTurn off shower.
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$ D* h2 e* `7 ZSqueegee off all wet surfaces  in shower.
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7 {/ Y, |, z6 |( e- ?# BSpray mold spots with Tilex. * }$ x: m$ X1 K6 M! V* A; g
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Get out  of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small  country.  4 p' `( Y" ^9 T/ f- X4 ]# W
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Wrap  hair in super absorbent towel.  
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Return  to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.  $ G6 P3 a0 H* n
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If you  see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.  7 I7 p/ I/ z& z% u# K- i9 u
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HOW TO  SHOWER LIKE A MAN:  
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! G) R9 g# I: o( r! I% XTake off  clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a  pile.  
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Walk  naked to the bathroom.6 T1 Q* r! h1 v
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If you  see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the woo-woo  sound.  
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9 o' h. G- V6 k6 j7 y& s; @" VLook at  your manly physique in the mirror.
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Admire  the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.  5 c' ], x3 o. C

' j7 b& m) P3 D7 Z2 vGet in  the shower.  Wash  your face.Wash your armpits.  4 t$ u, l5 g1 T4 M, j/ r
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Blow  your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.  
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Fart and  laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. - h. ~3 l1 v4 L2 L7 c* ?! K4 G
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Spend  majority of time washing privates and surrounding  area.  $ Z% s1 _- b. b, B

" D7 ]8 O# r; h( ~  U( kWash  your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the  soap.  : @3 Z, t  ^$ S$ p4 K0 u7 u
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Wash  your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.  ! L6 }, _+ }7 b, S+ m7 ~2 N8 e2 G  a
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Rinse  off and get out of shower.
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Partially  dry off.0 V! R) ~1 J; C
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Fail to  notice the water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the  whole time.
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Admire  wiener size in mirror again.  ! W2 \) K% q: b2 o
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Leave  shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan  on.  
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Return  to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off  towel, shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo sound again.  
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Throw  wet towel on bed.
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If there  is anyone among you who did not laugh at the truth behind this,  there is something SO very wrong with you.
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发表于 2008-2-21 09:03 | 显示全部楼层
Funny~
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发表于 2008-2-21 10:33 | 显示全部楼层
啊,老杨,你是这么洗澡的吗?晕
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发表于 2008-2-23 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
lmao...
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发表于 2008-2-25 15:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-2-26 16:40 | 显示全部楼层
vivid! man and woman are always so different.
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