可爱可笑的孩童

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Kids in Church

3-year-old Reese :
' r' g9 J, Y1 h  e1 ~  k: k"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is his name.
Amen."

A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
- X3 Q  |: C& PI'm having a real good time like I am."

9 ^5 T3 E$ D* k* WAfter the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
/ {6 P5 u( W/ M  B0 q6 z$ h6 Nin the back seat of the car. His father asked
- \8 m! M4 N- f7 W. i: [9 A/ rhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
: ]" ]- r1 W& \  Ous broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
; }/ h) A. r, ?$ i5 m) cto stay with you guys."
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0 R, h+ |* V2 N+ L/ wOne particular four-year-old prayed,
" u3 z6 x) W( w8 u/ c"And forgive us our trash baskets as
0 Y& \7 l% x, D3 S4 n' d$ _we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."

1 n( ?: _8 A  \6 q7 C  \- d  rA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
! V! e8 z4 J9 jChurch service, "and why is it necessary
to be quiet in Church?"
  ~6 L4 g  z6 |6 G2 {! b" MOne bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
) g; r8 Y+ w( ]+ d5 s7 Y5 oThe boys began to argue over who would
$ P( P7 U  B! O( B& D! hget the first pancake.
( q3 w% J' z# t# ]- A+ I; e5 ?$ q6 JTheir mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
would say, 'Let my brother have the
# z) L+ g. a4 g  m0 Z" |first pancake, I can wait' ."
; U2 @2 s+ k; }+ O3 o  W5 k  jKevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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3 E4 Y6 p2 C9 ^* XA father was at the beach with his children
' k4 b$ q6 C* w. h" h1 Kwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
1 v) l' v" a* d7 ~where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
6 X3 Z1 b8 B3 r5 M"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
) v% \, l6 u7 x& a"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
7 J; E& q: N, a4 ^/ `" J* ]5 P% JThe boy thought a moment and then said,
' U2 X0 _  ?, C- \"Did God throw him back down?"
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9 k/ `" l8 g  N7 H8 Q3 ]7 ^A wife invited some people to dinner.
! U* {" r  p' n! h6 M/ m3 FAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
5 D  S* {: @2 r. s/ [& Ndaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
, Z9 P- q5 l9 b' aThe wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
. Z! N" o5 C' q4 `9 ]4 T9 mand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
people to dinner?"

% c' P' P) @7 e' O  }9 f6 |$ J# UCheers!!!

: {0 g9 S( t* S$ i  ?Peace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
/ \0 M  ]' V# E# m# v' X& eVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

* P' [$ q5 ]6 |+ e* f- U5 paha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
+ k2 d: m" ?9 j3 K- U2 R6 BMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
' Z& |6 [2 D2 n# `I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
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Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

, u) ]  t' |0 m7 P1 Q: x$ u7 f/ ]好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表
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ha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

% n+ \+ J" N  A- X/ a+ A- N( _- Laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
; V  `3 z% b2 O! `9 T0 g) [
Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
/ y& _% G* H" H6 c7 DMy boy's eyes turned ...

5 j9 O+ D6 u  [* j$ _Aha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
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1 W) r+ _2 y8 T& S6 B8 p. N6 G. d  Eaha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

! a9 F% |; R: H; C- K# sRecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby