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Kids in Church ~/ Q- u4 N4 \4 U2 c
' A# p! t0 |+ r3-year-old Reese :
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Harold is his name.. v( U: P! D$ z |0 D! z
Amen."" D `% Z; L7 y4 \9 U
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A little boy was overheard praying:
- O6 o+ ]7 ]% v ?" v"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,0 G ~8 j4 ?! W* W2 h
don't worry about it.
8 t9 w; M7 r/ r$ k% G% B nI'm having a real good time like I am."9 G/ w8 O3 F* ]
7 V% U ~. | j, ^1 O1 B0 o4 e: rAfter the christening of his baby brother7 L C% L0 J; @ G
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home3 |! k- b! m- h J9 v
in the back seat of the car. His father asked
( a" P& X+ Q. Ghim three times what was wrong. Finally, the+ T! J6 d! M9 d3 y7 ~
boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted. `+ g' L6 X, z/ N
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted |- f+ G8 o- t
to stay with you guys."9 k: q! A$ L6 s
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One particular four-year-old prayed,8 z% h4 P7 q3 ?- L3 ?6 {5 S; @
"And forgive us our trash baskets as
/ w! p2 h+ b6 f/ \ ~3 o4 Owe forgive those who put trash in our* _4 P6 g+ _: H
baskets."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her
) g3 y6 }. R" i& U) {& Echildren as they were on the way to
& E4 G+ Q$ p5 ^* ?% qChurch service, "and why is it necessary
6 `- C% J' N4 n3 i6 N: Eto be quiet in Church?"
+ i( ~& U% _3 c* ~One bright little girl replied,; m. _. E* C( d: m* g% @4 z* ?
"Because people are sleeping."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for
7 x: _' h1 j6 B" c: q7 ]her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3." w! }0 F' [. z I
The boys began to argue over who would3 Y, Q7 D# K8 D7 m' Q3 o
get the first pancake.: E! I- K8 r1 @2 J
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
# S- a$ d! D$ F ymoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He& J: C$ G9 q$ a& u0 g
would say, 'Let my brother have the; D" j) p; m) n$ f9 Y* Q5 X1 ^# I
first pancake, I can wait' ."
6 K. y* ^1 p1 D& R: c. j3 G( OKevin turned to his younger brother and
) z7 |7 i" A3 P8 |2 p+ Psaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"- ~6 A, k! K- h5 L, \' W
3 C7 G/ n; [% ?; G4 ~' E( OA father was at the beach with his children5 s. X# R* V, H6 p7 |. |: w
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
2 e' i- t9 d4 I9 O xgrabbed his hand, and led him to the shore+ r# f1 [5 e7 H/ N, @
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.# t# n' n$ ?! n! i' }; W
"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.. L3 r8 N/ R( M$ A% V. I. W& o
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
! M& @8 c5 X7 W% |9 ?The boy thought a moment and then said,
6 h, J- v7 I9 I7 }1 i4 g$ R7 X"Did God throw him back down?"1 `2 A; C$ I7 O5 _' q
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
! H% b# A# @" B% e3 V' v2 @At the table, she turned to their six-year-old6 k% E! _7 N0 ~% H/ j8 Y
daughter and said, "Would you like to say the9 N% V- ?8 \# u1 D9 ?; h- I
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The7 w& F# }- D' P; s, F7 {. [: I
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."' V7 @. U) o( I- H( k
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
8 }0 v' ~% @& } N" tand said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these$ A" r5 E1 W- g8 \. e
people to dinner?"
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Cheers!!!# a: c* @0 \$ e0 J
- r- c7 m( n" H3 j5 SPeace, love and happines! |
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