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Kids in Church
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0 W. }3 y9 Y- t8 u( K3-year-old Reese :
8 e2 ]1 ?: i* W5 f: S) t"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
! L1 E, }9 m. U, [' a4 uHarold is his name.& h- g: d+ I+ B( ^
Amen."
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" \8 h, z$ I# _; n3 l8 HA little boy was overheard praying:) c* D- a1 a1 [) A+ v: k! }
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,) S- ]. h( h9 m
don't worry about it.
6 F; V/ p) F9 t: D$ @I'm having a real good time like I am."
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- A5 L2 D" z7 M) H, o9 H' l5 LAfter the christening of his baby brother" V$ R0 K6 B' s) J/ W" {
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
/ l, W6 u: M2 c5 Jin the back seat of the car. His father asked
: M, q* Y) W) _' whim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
6 l) z4 B8 e' a' W4 E! Pboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted, Y, U. b6 b. z% C; }4 x2 F
us broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted( d4 t; a. A: F8 Y1 b' ]3 K) l
to stay with you guys."/ A* l9 H3 n% I2 t6 P. {
- C4 r' g8 p9 a, K3 h1 j5 S% c: L' x, XOne particular four-year-old prayed,
- c5 D* ?6 T! c4 W! r' @7 [% w"And forgive us our trash baskets as
* @, _; A0 c4 o9 g; mwe forgive those who put trash in our$ a. L. c8 f+ \) I9 K" s7 `. U7 \
baskets."
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2 _" W! Z' ]+ I& e6 b4 xA Sunday school teacher asked her, X$ k! [3 ?4 f7 n! w
children as they were on the way to
1 E1 V0 `) x) a% B5 _0 XChurch service, "and why is it necessary Q1 R0 U% Q8 r$ J" F/ u+ M1 D8 S
to be quiet in Church?"
+ k# s/ ~# j, {3 E$ cOne bright little girl replied,
; y+ y! ?& z; p. ~2 J$ p"Because people are sleeping."! g; ]$ m- d: b3 v |
7 ^% r- @+ I( @! d& E8 [A mother was preparing pancakes for( j2 ^; N( m: T
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
4 }: ?4 Q6 J8 ?The boys began to argue over who would) G# u- Q7 X3 l- ?+ C- O1 R* a# J
get the first pancake.$ [% q. @" O& N% A% E4 p! @7 r0 o
Their mother saw the opportunity for a
, X" r5 |: Q7 L8 Y( K3 Smoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
8 \; z, A$ D6 \: G0 o- b: Lwould say, 'Let my brother have the
- x5 _* i* l- b* h1 Cfirst pancake, I can wait' ."" Q5 K& T7 r$ i7 x( V
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
, F6 N+ ]4 x& O. [* D, t! P0 ksaid, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
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: m. l3 D; v. b- m. nA father was at the beach with his children5 [; N0 ^0 T( C6 A: y& @# V- T
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,3 D# J4 b2 K4 O5 U( H, J
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore0 q( z/ |# W1 c
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
5 a) x$ T" l+ c5 v3 }! _"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.2 n' E3 K" I% C% C
"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.' c" @& v3 w: G) n, | o8 u
The boy thought a moment and then said,
# X. F! ]7 i% C, B @"Did God throw him back down?"7 x' T1 @& B: U$ A% y! c
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A wife invited some people to dinner., u! l8 q% r. ]( N; M G" n7 u7 I% Q
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old
$ ~5 K" k# r h4 G3 Sdaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
' h, f ?: r# i- D% sblessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The+ G( m# U4 y( |5 [. m
girl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
, x4 u/ G" |# s0 Y8 Z+ [$ ^The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head5 w) p, N9 e( k m4 r7 j
and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these' n: {, o+ f/ H& ?! I$ P+ B
people to dinner?"; {: N3 w2 ^! i5 ~' Y3 |+ U
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Cheers!!!; a: [ D) w6 J+ T2 n2 ]# s
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Peace, love and happines! |
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