可爱可笑的孩童

没心没肺

Kids in Church
. v, @+ ]4 w% v2 }
3-year-old Reese :
2 p& p1 ^9 |" ?1 c"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
4 s+ j/ V2 B! K; ?Harold is his name.
Amen."
* T% \# p# ?8 S
% Z4 f2 X9 O; `* e7 a' PA little boy was overheard praying:
; `! O: J# b9 Y) }& k: C$ O"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy,
don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
' z/ t+ W4 r& j# {/ Z
  }" x. y- v7 S- }After the christening of his baby brother
in church, Jason sobbed all the way home
7 s- ?3 l6 l# ]2 tin the back seat of the car. His father asked
# p: c! W9 \- mhim three times what was wrong. Finally, the
2 Q% _9 v, g( Uboy replied, "That preacher said he wanted
) g- v& ?: E! hus broght up in a Christian home, and I wanted
( f1 |0 T" P6 `/ ?6 Cto stay with you guys."

One particular four-year-old prayed,
+ j+ _$ D) i& T"And forgive us our trash baskets as
we forgive those who put trash in our
baskets."
! E  j/ c2 A5 w; _, w4 ^' l# n
' B9 ^, _5 X* uA Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to
Church service, "and why is it necessary
  o8 ?/ v( L1 v3 Q  ~7 p, Eto be quiet in Church?"
7 k8 t$ x! Z8 q; Z- BOne bright little girl replied,
, j8 P$ |4 G: z  f0 D"Because people are sleeping."
" T$ ]0 ^7 q5 v+ j
; C9 |4 G( A) A9 }4 }A mother was preparing pancakes for
- y. a# f9 n% P# b, nher sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
/ v( `+ p" y$ J. r: w# T6 P2 W3 iThe boys began to argue over who would
get the first pancake.
, q( J! e' t( Y; W: ATheir mother saw the opportunity for a
: ^7 v7 u! V' D% h1 F6 Zmoral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He
' ]2 r/ @/ x# _, R2 E5 @would say, 'Let my brother have the
first pancake, I can wait' ."
Kevin turned to his younger brother and
said, " Ryan , you be Jesus !"
9 ]( v7 ^; [6 n+ C
A father was at the beach with his children
, H- A7 i. g. N) i; q* J* V+ lwhen the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
) r; I" i/ i8 H1 h  {where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
. Q$ f: k8 r/ a( k: Y9 q0 k"Daddy, what happened to him?" The son asked.
- R1 n  H. K0 M0 A"He died and went to Heaven." The Dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"

# o+ u0 w* v4 \, \1 nA wife invited some people to dinner.
6 e$ `& t6 X' ~3 @; y) BAt the table, she turned to their six-year-old
( A7 T- Q9 ]6 U' \* f* ]9 A& w4 edaughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say." The
6 M& _& A3 ^2 }0 k! u$ K& hgirl replied. "just say what you hear Mommy say."
The wife answered. The daughter bowed her head
1 T0 ]1 S9 \* S# n& u( \and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these
' W; p. I7 S, b) p8 X8 ppeople to dinner?"
6 B( c! W, e3 l# i
. k5 f) D  r8 V  j, Z6 p/ R& `Cheers!!!
% L0 H5 ?- k& b$ r
- t7 k" L& l, N6 M2 y9 W6 aPeace, love and happines!

lington

Very funny stories. Kids are so cute!

三思

原帖由 lington 于 2008-2-18 21:47 发表
6 T$ S9 l' n9 G* Z+ LVery funny stories. Kids are so cute!

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
% D$ ^/ D$ m% s$ f2 jMy boy's eyes turned red, and yelled back at me with his fists tightly clentched: "Don't call me fish!"
I was a little pazzled at the moment, but his following words helped me out: "I am not a shell fish!"

years

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
"Don't be selfish!" I said.
' v5 F1 _( o6 J8 vMy boy's eyes turned ...

8 {$ V0 D- F% w; i. ]; I
好好吃

三思

原帖由 years 于 2008-2-19 21:02 发表

- L8 \  u  Z# F3 N0 Z" J; T. ]
* S9 k( Q3 F7 ^好好吃

: R/ p. \+ ^3 |% r' M: @& dha. there are so many stories to tell. sometimes we(my hubby and i) feel if we don't tell enough times we would get ourselves exploded.

朝阳

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表
6 G" ^, X; r* c* I: t
3 U, A( H. F3 u- Laha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:
1 B) w2 `3 V4 U: C" e" i
$ g0 e% Z- E+ F) g  t4 u# ORecently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
2 s0 C9 V1 L. s  |"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

! l# \% Z- m: L
7 a" x/ X! ~' G0 W8 {+ C+ ?: bAha,he is so so so cute.

lington

原帖由 三思 于 2008-2-19 20:32 发表

5 h4 I, {/ {2 R* [aha, you are growing into a father now. like to share a scenario with you:

Recently I gave my just-turn-four son a scolding for his misconduct.
0 A/ n8 L) j! |% ]"Don't be selfish!" I said.
My boy's eyes turned ...

Thanks for sharing. Kids are gifts to parents. The world looks different in kid's eyes.

dustybaby