2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
9 M; T7 D$ Z( n1 D8 VYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.

: r1 k; C  F7 t9 p' E2 Q2 l0 zCOMMUNISM**主义
" ~" |% f3 f8 T  xYou have 2 cows，
* f$ j: a( R3 I0 B" A9 C" J7 f1 mThe State takes both and gives u some milk.

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FASCISM法西斯主义
4 g- F  p' Y: U. P$ v3 E8 G) M4 jYou have 2 cows，
  D. `( ^: }$ w8 h! o$ D4 U8 OThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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" X! e% `  }7 y# R; ~% t) _NAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
( e% e- E! |; I" m* K+ N8 C/ XThe State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
- t7 l3 R/ r8 k/ s- @% Z& H+ dYou have 2 cows，
1 l9 L: K+ v2 S& l# DThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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3 H1 r7 e6 I5 f- F4 B1 ITRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
% w! v7 @9 t8 ^9 `You have 2 cows，
3 A  m1 j2 F" t# D) tYou sell one and buy a bull.
- P: k' s8 r2 T2 r1 i+ o% xYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
: E9 t' t  F- t4 q' zYou sell them and retire on the income.
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