2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
5 \" Z" C6 [2 s! b1 b) DYou have 2 cows，
' f8 i( \7 L' H; YYou give one to your neighbour.

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You have 2 cows，
. h3 J) m% D# a  U. H: n! p$ Q. YThe State takes both and gives u some milk.

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FASCISM法西斯主义
  M9 A4 |3 Y. g* |, @You have 2 cows，
" c8 x8 p/ v+ t( V  RThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

NAZISM纳粹主义
) Z$ q! j4 X) R+ hYou have 2 cows，
; d' G) v# a6 i2 u( FThe State takes both and shoots u.

; V- G, \. L# G0 ABUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
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