2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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0 z* C$ @3 w' m* xYou have 2 cows，
# ^% C& w+ {5 Q* s* o7 WThe State takes both and gives u some milk.
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& o! j! T6 e2 s+ v7 `7 BFASCISM法西斯主义
8 I- }. V7 u: \" a, SYou have 2 cows，
1 x2 |+ m4 ^+ D- t- y; hThe State takes both and sells u some milk.
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' \  x; M5 n$ T$ W2 G- KNAZISM纳粹主义
+ A! O  p0 n8 M, L, OYou have 2 cows，
: U8 i4 N4 m5 E, vThe State takes both and shoots u.

BUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
1 T, p9 V( @* P6 G6 V) k" XThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
6 u# N# _9 c/ I4 d- jYou have 2 cows，
5 L5 e, t. z- g- Y8 C. ~You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

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