2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
# I0 I2 u. a1 B' q6 EYou have 2 cows，
You give one to your neighbour.
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, c+ n  e6 K  d8 N( ]# Y1 kCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and gives u some milk.


FASCISM法西斯主义
. \9 c# m7 U' A, ~3 hYou have 2 cows，
The State takes both and sells u some milk.
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& }! z* V+ u+ j5 Z/ PNAZISM纳粹主义
6 A1 t& o$ g! l. c0 kYou have 2 cows，
* P. ?" ^4 M6 vThe State takes both and shoots u.
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: _% a3 T: ]7 O+ Y& mBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
7 \3 q' \( w! ~You have 2 cows，
* e6 e( I4 z) dThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...


TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
5 u. K9 f1 J5 A7 y  Q- uYou have 2 cows，
! K% }5 J: E: _9 |& {You sell one and buy a bull.
- \4 Y- n: s4 l7 _Your herd multiplies,and economy grows.
8 h& b0 J& G3 {0 }, mYou sell them and retire on the income.
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