2 cows

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SOCIALISM社会主义
You have 2 cows，
' g2 C! z$ x5 x9 t9 \+ o3 X" ~2 i( F" rYou give one to your neighbour.
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4 A. Z3 o, t. f8 e! [2 FCOMMUNISM**主义
You have 2 cows，
5 b' Z6 e0 f- M$ M- }% h7 NThe State takes both and gives u some milk.


; s$ {- X+ T2 z3 s6 qFASCISM法西斯主义
* t* p9 k8 Q, k- r1 c' B, X/ cYou have 2 cows，
: T. `6 r2 `' |- G- J: bThe State takes both and sells u some milk.

$ m& z1 ]' ^$ `  K* Q4 bNAZISM纳粹主义
You have 2 cows，
The State takes both and shoots u.

# ]; k  H7 b+ e' d+ H/ h9 W3 e* E5 DBUREAUCRATISM官僚主义
You have 2 cows，
# r. o) T  z7 C  X9 rThe State takes both,shoots one,milks the other,and then throws the milk away...
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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
# ]* z0 b- S, C7 [' eYou have 2 cows，
You sell one and buy a bull.
; V0 X; G' ]+ j# @' }- eYour herd multiplies,and economy grows.
3 d0 R+ E7 l+ Y* Z5 n" Z' TYou sell them and retire on the income.

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